Author Topic: Ever been caught fapping? (Read 6069 times)

Army of One · « **on:** January 17, 2016, 01:33:22 PM »

Any funny stories?

TuHolmes · « **Reply #1 on:** January 17, 2016, 01:35:07 PM »

By the women who I've been banging. Yep.

Army of One · « **Reply #2 on:** January 17, 2016, 01:35:43 PM »

Quote from: TuHolmes on January 17, 2016, 01:35:07 PM

By the women who I've been banging. Yep.

Did they mind?

calfzilla · « **Reply #3 on:** January 17, 2016, 01:50:33 PM »

No but I caught my roommate when I was in my 20s

TuHolmes · « **Reply #4 on:** January 17, 2016, 01:59:51 PM »

Quote from: Army of One on January 17, 2016, 01:35:43 PM

Did they mind?

I don't care if they do.

I can't recall one really giving a damn. Most of them come help if I'm not finished.

Thespritz0 · « **Reply #5 on:** January 17, 2016, 02:06:54 PM »

Quote from: calfzilla on January 17, 2016, 01:50:33 PM

No but I caught my roommate when I was in my 20s

^^
Did he try to cover it up??

HTexan · « **Reply #6 on:** January 17, 2016, 02:07:06 PM »

Quote from: TuHolmes on January 17, 2016, 01:35:07 PM

By the women who I've been banging. Yep.

mine helps out. She likes to play with my balls when i jacked it.

Quote from: calfzilla on January 17, 2016, 01:50:33 PM

No but I caught my roommate when I was in my 20s

When we were teenagers, my friend was sleeping over and was sleeping on the floor. I woke up during the night to the sounds of him quietly jacking it under the covers.

Not a fapping story, but in college, I went to visit my parents one week, but came back early. Caught my "straight" roommate fucking some built dude, on the couch. ewww.

Im like, "Sorry" and went to my room. We didn't speak about it again. $:-\$

Fortress · « **Reply #7 on:** January 17, 2016, 03:06:46 PM »

About 15 years ago I was visiting my folks. On the way, I had bought a skin mag (was feeling frisky). That night, in my bed in their basement, I was yanking away, publication in hand. Dad cruises down the stairs and ... How embarrassing. It could have been worse. Could have been Mom.

gym**rat · « **Reply #8 on:** January 17, 2016, 03:09:59 PM »

After being married for nearly 27 years my wife caught me. She goes "I bet you are embarrassed". I said why the fuck would I be? I have been doing it for over 45 years. It is like farting to me.

Slapper · « **Reply #9 on:** January 17, 2016, 03:10:59 PM »

At least, that I can remember, about 3.

People move on.

Question should be:"Have you ever been caught fapping by a female friend and she finished the job?".

Yes.

Leatherneck · « **Reply #10 on:** January 17, 2016, 03:34:52 PM »

My wife catches me every couple weeks like clockwork.

Howard · « **Reply #11 on:** January 17, 2016, 04:21:58 PM »

This guy
http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/exclusive-mount-sinai-doc-accused-ejaculating-patient-article-1.2496055

thebrink · « **Reply #12 on:** January 17, 2016, 05:32:54 PM »

Many a time. Been caught by many people too its embarrassing as fuck you'd think I would learn by now.

bigbadwolfe · « **Reply #13 on:** January 17, 2016, 05:43:14 PM »

Never been caught but when I was a teen my mom bought this expensive face moisturizer, well I nabbed it not thinking she would notice it missing. A couple days later she was like have any of you guys seen my face moisturizer cream? We were like nope ain't seen it, well a week or so later my mom was in my room vacuuming the carpet and asked when was the last time I flipped my mattress? It caught me off guard and I stumbled over my words knowing the bottle of face moisturizer and some girly mags were under there. I jumped on the bed and said I was tired she was like no get up we need to flip your mattress. I tried everything I could to stop her short of punching her in the nose. When she flipped my mattress she seen the lotion and mags. She stops looks right at it all then proceeds to flip the mattress, makes my bed and as she walks out she goes "Yeah just go ahead and keep the face moisturizer" never said another word Hahahah!!!

NelsonMuntz · « **Reply #14 on:** January 17, 2016, 07:33:59 PM »

Quote from: bigbadwolfe on January 17, 2016, 05:43:14 PM

Never been caught but when I was a teen my mom bought this expensive face moisturizer, well I nabbed it not thinking she would notice it missing. A couple days later she was like have any of you guys seen my face moisturizer cream? We were like nope ain't seen it, well a week or so later my mom was in my room vacuuming the carpet and asked when was the last time I flipped my mattress? It caught me off guard and I stumbled over my words knowing the bottle of face moisturizer and some girly mags were under there. I jumped on the bed and said I was tired she was like no get up we need to flip your mattress. I tried everything I could to stop her short of punching her in the nose. When she flipped my mattress she seen the lotion and mags. She stops looks right at it all then proceeds to flip the mattress, makes my bed and as she walks out she goes "Yeah just go ahead and keep the face moisturizer" never said another word Hahahah!!!

LOL, thats hilarious. You must have avoided her the rest of the day though?

Quote from: HTexan on January 17, 2016, 02:07:06 PM

Not a fapping story, but in college, I went to visit my parents one week, but came back early. Caught my "straight" roommate fucking some built dude, on the couch. ewww. Im like, "Sorry" and went to my room. We didn't speak about it again. $:-\$

double eww, a guy I know was telling me a similar story yesterday in reference to a recent roomate he had, he walked in and it was dark and he could see something bobbing up and down in the living room, it somes black guy sucking his roomate off. He packed shit and left soon after

Quote from: Fortress on January 17, 2016, 03:06:46 PM

About 15 years ago I was visiting my folks. On the way, I had bought a skin mag (was feeling frisky). That night, in my bed in their basement, I was yanking away, publication in hand. Dad cruises down the stairs and ... How embarrassing. It could have been worse. Could have been Mom.

didn't you ever get to bang any of those musclemag hotties back in the day or convince some hottie you can get her in the mag for some nookie?

HTexan · « **Reply #15 on:** January 17, 2016, 08:31:12 PM »

Quote from: NelsonMuntz on January 17, 2016, 07:33:59 PM

double eww, a guy I know was telling me a similar story yesterday in reference to a recent roomate he had, he walked in and it was dark and he could see something bobbing up and down in the living room, it somes black guy sucking his roomate off. He packed shit and left soon after

He was homophobic?
We never talked about it, but I did leave a note on the couch saying it is mutual and please don't have sex on it.
My ex roommate eventually left school because of bad grades. I had a class with him and he only showed up about 4 days missed the final and was mad that the professor gave him an F. Last I heard, he became a prison guard.

POB · « **Reply #16 on:** January 17, 2016, 08:32:20 PM »

Quote from: calfzilla on January 17, 2016, 01:50:33 PM

No but I caught my roommate when I was in my 20s

I caught my roommate around that age to. I went to take a piss open the door and that little Fucker is on the toilet holding a playboy with his free hand and the centerfold all the way folded out. I yelled something and slammed the door. He must of finished cause he didn't come out for a while. When he did come out his face was red as a tomatoe and and goes do give me a handshake or high five or something. I moved my hands and self away laughing saying "I'm not touching those hands"

38-26-40 · « **Reply #17 on:** January 17, 2016, 08:41:37 PM »

Anytime my fiancé wakes up before me, I then get woken up by his fapping lol then I make sure I get up and join him in the festivities.

Kwon_2 · « **Reply #18 on:** January 17, 2016, 08:43:47 PM »

Quote from: 38-26-40 on January 17, 2016, 08:41:37 PM

Anytime my fiancé wakes up before me, I then get woken up by his flapping lol then I make sure I get up and join him in the festivities.

32-22-47 Festivities of Peace!

FlipFlapping of Peace!

NelsonMuntz · « **Reply #19 on:** January 17, 2016, 08:57:22 PM »

Quote from: HTexan on January 17, 2016, 08:31:12 PM

He was homophobic?
We never talked about it, but I did leave a note on the couch saying it is mutual and please don't have sex on it.
My ex roommate eventually left school because of bad grades. I had a class with him and he only showed up about 4 days missed the final and was mad that the professor gave him an F. Last I heard, he became a prison guard.

Honestly I don't think so. At the same time people have become more accepting about others lifestyles BUT lets face it if someone is straight they probably feel very uncomfortable if 2 dudes are in the act.

HTexan · « **Reply #20 on:** January 17, 2016, 11:02:01 PM »

Quote from: NelsonMuntz on January 17, 2016, 08:57:22 PM

Honestly I don't think so. At the same time people have become more accepting about others lifestyles BUT lets face it if someone is straight they probably feel very uncomfortable if 2 dudes are in the act.

Uncomfortable yes. Accepting has nothing to do with not waiting to see 2 guys have sex. Accepting is not moving out because your roommate is gay.

Kim Jong Bob · « **Reply #21 on:** January 17, 2016, 11:29:48 PM »

Caught my 20 year old little brother fapping 5 months ago....good times

38-26-40 · « **Reply #22 on:** January 17, 2016, 11:35:41 PM »

Quote from: Kwon_2 on January 17, 2016, 08:43:47 PM

32-22-47 Festivities of Peace!

FlipFlapping of Peace!

Lol, have to remember to say "of peace" to really be considered a getbigger!

irishdave · « **Reply #23 on:** January 18, 2016, 12:14:08 AM »

It happens. Few close calls but not red-handed. But they knew.

Pray_4_War · « **Reply #24 on:** January 18, 2016, 12:46:48 AM »

I don't fap, I vigorously beat off.

I've never been caught, because I'm stealthy. Ninja-like.