Author Topic: Ever been caught fapping? (Read 6061 times)

kreator · « **Reply #25 on:** January 18, 2016, 12:47:17 AM »

shit fappens

_aj_ · « **Reply #26 on:** January 18, 2016, 02:19:58 AM »

Quote from: 38-26-40 on January 17, 2016, 08:41:37 PM

Anytime my fiancé wakes up before me, I then get woken up by his fapping lol then I make sure I get up and join him in the festivities.

That's the men's dream: get caught by wife/gf/fuck buddy cranking one out and she says, "stop, let me help" and proceeds to blow you.

Somehow magically never happens to me.

38-26-40 · « **Reply #27 on:** January 19, 2016, 11:39:32 PM »

Quote from: _aj_ on January 18, 2016, 02:19:58 AM

That's the men's dream: get caught by wife/gf/fuck buddy cranking one out and she says, "stop, let me help" and proceeds to blow you.

Somehow magically never happens to me.

I promise girls like this exist. If you see they don't proceed, RED FLAG. Keep looking til you find the one that does. Your dream can be your reality. HTH

_aj_ · « **Reply #28 on:** January 20, 2016, 03:41:07 AM »

Quote from: 38-26-40 on January 19, 2016, 11:39:32 PM

I promise girls like this exist. If you see they don't proceed, RED FLAG. Keep looking til you find the one that does. Your dream can be your reality. HTH

Where's my 80 kg curl vid?

NelsonMuntz · « **Reply #29 on:** January 20, 2016, 04:42:26 AM »

Quote from: HTexan on January 17, 2016, 11:02:01 PM

Uncomfortable yes. Accepting has nothing to do with not waiting to see 2 guys have sex. Accepting is not moving out because your roommate is gay.

well I disagree because I feel living in a free society that people have the right to not want to live with someone because they are uncomfortable with their orientation.
He did not have a problem with that prior, but once the guy walks in the room and sees his roomated getting blown by another guy, you need to realize in this guys head that he feels it will happen again and does not want that around him.

we would be understanding if some chick put out an ad for a roomate and said she did not want straight men applying because she would not be comfortable. and for the obvious possible reasons. you see that all the time in apartment ads
But if she said we would not want to live with some bull dyke for the veiled same reasons it becomes homophobic???

GTFOOH

as a society we are NEVER going to have a tolerant society as long as accusations of "---phobia" and shaming is rammed down our throats.
All we get for that is a society slowly and quietly pissed off under the surface that hits a boiling point and eventual backlash

NelsonMuntz · « **Reply #30 on:** January 20, 2016, 04:54:23 AM »

Quote from: _aj_ on January 18, 2016, 02:19:58 AM

That's the men's dream: get caught by wife/gf/fuck buddy cranking one out and she says, "stop, let me help" and proceeds to blow you.

Somehow magically never happens to me.

If your sitting on the toilet and they do this it becomes whats called a blumpkin remember?

bigmikecox · « **Reply #31 on:** January 20, 2016, 05:55:32 AM »

Wife caught me!! Super embarassing!

OB1 · « **Reply #32 on:** January 20, 2016, 06:05:45 AM »

Quote from: bigmikecox on January 20, 2016, 05:55:32 AM

Wife caught me!! Super embarassing!

"Finally, I have been waiting for you!"

Henda · « **Reply #33 on:** January 20, 2016, 06:11:57 AM »

Once when 17 when coming home from the nightclub and was alone so decided to jerk off to porn, it was about 3am and God knows why but I didnt bother to shut my bedroom door, was sitting on my weights bench jerking it to "topless stewardesses" on a vcd on the computer and caught a brief glimpse of movement on the landing and footsteps back to parents room, I tell myself to this day it was one of the dogs and not me mam

funk51 · « **Reply #34 on:** January 20, 2016, 10:52:56 AM »

oh my god

funk51 · « **Reply #35 on:** January 20, 2016, 10:54:29 AM »

Rudee · « **Reply #36 on:** January 20, 2016, 04:15:05 PM »

My girlfriend teases me about fapping in the shower. I tell her I'm not fapping, and that I can wash my dick as fast as I want.

Yanin · « **Reply #37 on:** January 20, 2016, 11:03:45 PM »

Not caught but this is a fap story. I went on a trip with friends to party on a boat for a friends birthday. Long story short we stayed the night at a friends house that lived in that town.. I woke up the next morning and went to take a leak. Then I decided to take a shit instead since it was a nice rr. The magazine selection was nice, one mag was a sports illustrated swim suit edition.. Fapped away to some centerfold, jizzed right into the middle of the pages.. Cleaned myself up closed the mag and stuck it right back into the stack.. Lmao this was 4-5 years ago.. The friends where just party people I knew so never seen them again lol.

Stoked · « **Reply #38 on:** January 21, 2016, 06:42:44 AM »

I've not been caught, but I caught my wife once. Woke up middle of the night and she wasn't in bed. Went looking for her and found her at the computer, watching porn, feet up on the desk, and going to town with her vibrator. That was a good night.

Pet shop boys · « **Reply #39 on:** January 21, 2016, 07:24:19 AM »

I probably have the story hard to "beat ' ....

I was in my teens, sunday morning watching a Mexican movie and there was this actress who I wanted to blast my load while she was on screen!!, so every time she wasn't on the scene , I would stop stroking the salami to avoid cummin at the wrong part of the movie ....
In that back and forth situation; it had way too long scenes where the actress wouldn't show up, so I fell asleep with the tool on my hand only to be woken up by Jehovah's witness (I assumed they were) they came to the second floor by mistake looking for my aunt .

WoooSHHHHH Leticia

Pet shop boys · « **Reply #40 on:** January 21, 2016, 07:27:52 AM »

Quote from: Yanin on January 20, 2016, 11:03:45 PM

Not caught but this is a fap story. I went on a trip with friends to party on a boat for a friends birthday. Long story short we stayed the night at a friends house that lived in that town.. I woke up the next morning and went to take a leak. Then I decided to take a shit instead since it was a nice rr. The magazine selection was nice, one mag was a sports illustrated swim suit edition.. Fapped away to some centerfold, jizzed right into the middle of the pages.. Cleaned myself up closed the mag and stuck it right back into the stack.. Lmao this was 4-5 years ago.. The friends where just party people I knew so never seen them again lol.

So it was you the mofo !!!!!!

WoooSHHHHHHH

El Diablo Blanco · « **Reply #41 on:** January 21, 2016, 07:28:52 AM »

Quote from: bigmikecox on January 20, 2016, 05:55:32 AM

Wife caught me!! Super embarassing!

Mike's ex wife caught me as well.

bigmikecox · « **Reply #42 on:** January 21, 2016, 07:29:49 AM »

Quote from: El Diablo Blanco on January 21, 2016, 07:28:52 AM

Mike's ex wife caught me as well.

I used to fap on my ex's foot in the morning before work! LOL

Pet shop boys · « **Reply #43 on:** January 21, 2016, 07:44:13 AM »

There was a more embarrassing story than being caught while fapping .....

Haven't nut in days so I was really horny and there was this movie "Killing me Softly" and Heather Graham has some hot scene so I wanted to shoot right at her amazing juggs, long story short I got so excited at the moment of orgasm that somehow the remote got under my leg, pressed stop and there was Hugo Chavez (president of Venezuela at the time) on the news ...and cumming I was to his big potato head and too late to abort mission !

WoooSHHHHHH CHAVEZ

El Diablo Blanco · « **Reply #44 on:** January 21, 2016, 07:44:26 AM »

Funny and true story.
At my work most of us have offices with Windows and Glass walls so everyone can see in. They wanted to renovate the entire office so they temporarily moved us to another building. This place didn't have as many offices and they were all internal without windows. I got stuck in what used to be a storage room as my office. It was on the interior, no windows and a big heavy wood door. I took advantage of it at lunch and would lock my door and take a nap and no one knew a fucking thing. I then realized I could surf porn and not worry about anyone catching me. Of course what happens when you watch porn? Must FAP! So I'd lock the door and let it rip. One day I forgot to lock the door. I'm sitting there fapping away and catch a shadow of someone in front of my door and hear the tail end of a conversation. I see the handle start to move. Like a ninja, with my pants around my ankles and cock all hard I jump up and at the last second hit the lock. I'm now laying at the door, porn on low volume, half naked , cock bent under me and wait quietly while the person jiggles the door handles, then knocks a few times and eventually gives up and goes away. I pull up my pants and tuck in my half boner, close the browser and wait a few minutes and peer my head around and went back to work.