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I'll Never Understand Beards
« on: January 17, 2016, 08:07:59 PM »
I dont get the fascination for guys to grow beards.  They gotta be itchy and dirty, the look stupid and for fuck sakes, who wants hair ON THEIR FACE. I simply dont get it
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Re: I'll Never Understand Beards
« Reply #1 on: January 17, 2016, 08:09:20 PM »
It's a generation nothingness thing.


Be thankful you don't understand. Testament to your sanity, as it were.
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Re: I'll Never Understand Beards
« Reply #2 on: January 17, 2016, 08:10:42 PM »
Quote from: Nether Animal on January 17, 2016, 08:09:20 PM
It's a generation nothingness thing.


Be thankful you don't understand. Testament to your sanity, as it were.

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Re: I'll Never Understand Beards
« Reply #3 on: January 17, 2016, 08:11:44 PM »
Yes, in the microcosm of this thread, you are quite sane.  8)
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Re: I'll Never Understand Beards
« Reply #4 on: January 17, 2016, 08:15:26 PM »
Quote from: Nether Animal on January 17, 2016, 08:11:44 PM
Yes, in the microcosm of this thread, you are quite sane.  8)

ya I dont get it, are guys lazy? Do they wanna fit in with some group? For fuk sakes its hair on a face,..who wants hair on a face? How do women find hairy faces appealing?
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Re: I'll Never Understand Beards
« Reply #5 on: January 17, 2016, 08:18:26 PM »
Quote from: Set It Up on January 17, 2016, 08:15:26 PM
ya I dont get it, are guys lazy? Do they wanna fit in with some group? For fuk sakes its hair on a face,..who wants hair on a face? How do women find hairy faces appealing?
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They get off on doing nothing, basically if the rules don't state they must shave at their work they just grow whatever...
In the 1970's or 1980's goatees were REALLY frowned upon in the workplace...
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Re: I'll Never Understand Beards
« Reply #6 on: January 17, 2016, 08:22:24 PM »
I keep a trimmed up set of mutton chops.

When it gets itchy I trim it down.

Can't grow it out long. As you said, gets itchy and sucks.
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Re: I'll Never Understand Beards
« Reply #7 on: January 17, 2016, 08:26:02 PM »
Because are lame. Its almost like they are trying to make a statement by walking around with a beard.  ::) ::)

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Re: I'll Never Understand Beards
« Reply #8 on: January 17, 2016, 08:28:09 PM »
Quote from: SF1900 on January 17, 2016, 08:26:02 PM
Because are lame. Its almost like they are trying to make a statement by walking around with a beard.  ::) ::)



Id be curious how many guys have a beard cause, well, they always had one and then the retards who have one to make a statement, fit in, be cool etc etc
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Re: I'll Never Understand Beards
« Reply #9 on: January 17, 2016, 08:31:01 PM »
Quote from: Set It Up on January 17, 2016, 08:07:59 PM
I dont get the fascination for guys to grow beards.  They gotta be itchy and dirty, the look stupid and for fuck sakes, who wants hair ON THEIR FACE. I simply dont get it

some peeps just wanna change their appearance once in a while i guess

I shave daily tho
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Re: I'll Never Understand Beards
« Reply #10 on: January 17, 2016, 08:32:36 PM »
Quote from: Set It Up on January 17, 2016, 08:07:59 PM
I dont get the fascination for guys to grow beards.  They gotta be itchy and dirty, the look stupid and for fuck sakes, who wants hair ON THEIR FACE. I simply dont get it
Spoken like a true beta bitch that can't grow a beard.
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Re: I'll Never Understand Beards
« Reply #11 on: January 17, 2016, 08:35:09 PM »
Quote from: HTexan on January 17, 2016, 08:32:36 PM
Spoken like a true beta bitch that can't grow a beard.

would take me about a whole 5 days to get great growth---this shit on my face grows at the speed of light
but good try
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Re: I'll Never Understand Beards
« Reply #12 on: January 17, 2016, 08:35:28 PM »
Quote from: Set It Up on January 17, 2016, 08:28:09 PM
Id be curious how many guys have a beard cause, well, they always had one and then the retards who have one to make a statement, fit in, be cool etc etc

Well, the whole hipster beards are the "in" thing. Seriously, I prefer the hip hop look to the hipster beard look.






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Re: I'll Never Understand Beards
« Reply #13 on: January 17, 2016, 08:35:44 PM »
Quote from: Set It Up on January 17, 2016, 08:07:59 PM
I dont get the fascination for guys to grow beards.  They gotta be itchy and dirty, the look stupid and for fuck sakes, who wants hair ON THEIR FACE. I simply dont get it
Been having a beard since 30+ or so

Back in my 20s i just went with a moustasche
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Re: I'll Never Understand Beards
« Reply #14 on: January 17, 2016, 08:37:34 PM »
Quote from: SF1900 on January 17, 2016, 08:35:28 PM
Well, the whole hipster beards are the "in" thing. Seriously, I prefer the hip hop look to the hipster beard look.


Punchable faces, all.
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Re: I'll Never Understand Beards
« Reply #15 on: January 17, 2016, 08:38:26 PM »
I grew this in a week out of curiosity--it was itchy as fuck so I never went more than 2 days without shaving ever again
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Re: I'll Never Understand Beards
« Reply #16 on: January 17, 2016, 08:39:27 PM »
Quote from: Nether Animal on January 17, 2016, 08:37:34 PM
Punchable faces, all.

ha, I knew someone would say that.  ;D ;D
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Re: I'll Never Understand Beards
« Reply #17 on: January 17, 2016, 08:58:20 PM »
People are Sheep for the most part.  They follow the herd.  Whatever looks like it's becoming trendy, they jump aboard.   Same thing happened in the 90's with Sideburns, when that Beverly Hills 90210 show came out, wih the main characters sporting sideburns.  Almost instantaneously, every dude started growing side burns just like the characters on TV.  

It was viral pic of a beard on a French Rugby star about two years ago that started the Beard bandwagon rolling.
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Re: I'll Never Understand Beards
« Reply #18 on: January 17, 2016, 09:01:00 PM »
Quote from: Set It Up on January 17, 2016, 08:07:59 PM
I dont get the fascination for guys to grow beards.  They gotta be itchy and dirty, the look stupid and for fuck sakes, who wants hair ON THEIR FACE. I simply dont get it

This week I had all my wisdom teeth pulled along with a cyst from my jaw so I looked and have felt like shit since Thursday.

Now add that in with starting school last week as well and not shaving since Tuesday AM and by saturday I was shaving my swollen face and my head.

The point is I hate when I go more than a couple days of not shaving, feel scruffy.

I am like the opposite of Samson in that the less hair I have the stronger I feel
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Re: I'll Never Understand Beards
« Reply #19 on: January 17, 2016, 09:02:03 PM »
i'm way too lazy to shave.  can't stand it.
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Re: I'll Never Understand Beards
« Reply #20 on: January 17, 2016, 09:15:54 PM »
Quote from: hazbin on January 17, 2016, 09:02:03 PM
i'm way too lazy to shave.  can't stand it.

you I fully know are too lazy to shave  :D :D :D
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Re: I'll Never Understand Beards
« Reply #21 on: January 17, 2016, 09:56:23 PM »
Quote from: Set It Up on January 17, 2016, 09:15:54 PM
you I fully know are too lazy to shave  :D :D :D

I've got to find that video of fat blair igniting my back hair!!
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Re: I'll Never Understand Beards
« Reply #22 on: January 18, 2016, 01:45:44 AM »
There is a name for guys without beards - women

Well atleast it used to  be like that...now its those trendy fags that have it
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Re: I'll Never Understand Beards
« Reply #23 on: January 18, 2016, 01:47:43 AM »
For me a beard is a sign of manliness.
Will go with like 3 to 6 mm usually.
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Re: I'll Never Understand Beards
« Reply #24 on: January 18, 2016, 02:09:41 AM »
In like the short stubbly beard. Mine is kept at a uniform 1/8".
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