The pool, the beach, and buffets

[SF1900]

I cannot fathom going into a pool. I think its disgusting. You have kids peeing in the pool, people coughing and spitting, and people with skin disorders and rashes, etc. I know chlorine kills a lot of this stuff, but its gross.

The buffet is equally disgusting. I will never eat at a buffet. You see people taking that large spoon, digging in, and slopping a ton of food on their plates. As their hand reaches over, I just picture a piece of nail or blood from an open wound dropping onto the food.

The beach is nasty too. The sand on beaches in NYC is dirty and littered with beer cans and cigarettes. Lots of needles and weed bags laying around. The ocean is no better. I don't even want to begin to fathom what disgusting crap is in the ocean. Plus, who wants to get eaten by a bull shark (they feed in shallow waters and have higher testosterone than great white sharks).

I went on a date a few months back, and she asked me if I liked the beach or the pool. I told her that I liked neither. She asked me why. I didn't want to go into a detailed explanation (as stated above) so I just said I couldn't swim (Im actually a horrible swimmer and would probably drown). She told me that she "lives" at the beach and/or pool.  Good thing she didn't ask me about buffets.

Bodybuilding related because bodybuilders like the beach and pool.

[DroppingPlates]

It's best to stay away from other human species as much as possible, and don't forget gyms, restaurants, and public showers & transport

[SF1900]

It's best to stay away from other human species as much as possible, and don't forget gyms, restaurants, and public showers & transport

Depends on the type of restaurant.

I agree about public showers.

I only use transport when it is 100% necessary.

[calfzilla]

You probably also dislike public restrooms (shit taking) and hand shakes.

[DroppingPlates]

Depends on the type of restaurant.

I agree about public showers.

I only use transport when it is 100% necessary.

The thing is that you don't have any control over the hygiene. The food could be over the date, there's pests in the kitchen or the chef took a dump without washing his hands

[ritch]

I cannot fathom going into a pool. I think its disgusting. You have kids peeing in the pool, people coughing and spitting, and people with skin disorders and rashes, etc. I know chlorine kills a lot of this stuff, but its gross.

The buffet is equally disgusting. I will never eat at a buffet. You see people taking that large spoon, digging in, and slopping a ton of food on their plates. As their hand reaches over, I just picture a piece of nail or blood from an open wound dropping onto the food.

The beach is nasty too. The sand on beaches in NYC is dirty and littered with beer cans and cigarettes. Lots of needles and weed bags laying around. The ocean is no better. I don't even want to begin to fathom what disgusting crap is in the ocean. Plus, who wants to get eaten by a bull shark (they feed in shallow waters and have higher testosterone than great white sharks).

I went on a date a few months back, and she asked me if I liked the beach or the pool. I told her that I liked neither. She asked me why. I didn't want to go into a detailed explanation (as stated above) so I just said I couldn't swim (Im actually a horrible swimmer and would probably drown). She told me that she "lives" at the beach and/or pool.  Good thing she didn't ask me about buffets.

Bodybuilding related because bodybuilders like the beach and pool.

Ya make a lot of good points. You left out the spa too. I'd go more often but have no one to go with. Don't wanna be the creeper sitting alone in the water while everyone else is pretty much in groups or couples.

Last time I was at a buffet, there was a guy or two standing very close to the food watching. But the risks of someone purposely poisoning the food is rather high with all the weirdo's nowadays.

The beaches in your area sound disgusting. Cigarette buts are the worst.

Don't think there's sharks in your area though, but I still fear them whenever in the ocean.

[38-26-40]

Good thing she didn't ask me about buffets.

LMAO!!!

[Powerlift66]

It's best to stay away from other human species as much as possible, and don't forget gyms, restaurants, and public showers & transport

This ^^^

[Kim Jong Bob]

I cannot fathom going into a pool. I think its disgusting. You have kids peeing in the pool, people coughing and spitting, and people with skin disorders and rashes, etc. I know chlorine kills a lot of this stuff, but its gross.

The buffet is equally disgusting. I will never eat at a buffet. You see people taking that large spoon, digging in, and slopping a ton of food on their plates. As their hand reaches over, I just picture a piece of nail or blood from an open wound dropping onto the food.

The beach is nasty too. The sand on beaches in NYC is dirty and littered with beer cans and cigarettes. Lots of needles and weed bags laying around. The ocean is no better. I don't even want to begin to fathom what disgusting crap is in the ocean. Plus, who wants to get eaten by a bull shark (they feed in shallow waters and have higher testosterone than great white sharks).

I went on a date a few months back, and she asked me if I liked the beach or the pool. I told her that I liked neither. She asked me why. I didn't want to go into a detailed explanation (as stated above) so I just said I couldn't swim (Im actually a horrible swimmer and would probably drown). She told me that she "lives" at the beach and/or pool.  Good thing she didn't ask me about buffets.

Bodybuilding related because bodybuilders like the beach and pool.

buffe can i understand, buffet to but the beach??!. Do you habe alot of other things to you cant do that most people can?

[MorganSA]

Agreed on all points, buffets are goddamned invitations for me to puke, my stomach reacts badly to dodgy food since I was chomped by a spider (dunno why, just works like that) - have hurled at four or more buffets in tow years.

I will add an event to the list: Lottery ticket queues - I never buy them, but have had to stand in line to collect theater tickets (there is a system called Computicket in SA that dispenses from the same cigarette counters that sell lottery tickets). A while ago I asked a dude three times to stop touching my butt, my shopping and breathing on me. I was sick for six fucking weeks starting the morning after the hobo unwashed degenerate social misfit spread his disease.

In fact, given the way that the population like to queue in Africa (as described above) , any line is a death trap. The last time I asked a dude to move back and not exhale in my face (last week) he ended up "stepping up" and having his friends "hold him back" while it was filmed world star style in the parking lot. To be fair I am very glad it didn't go down, I could not work out how to open up without getting ANY of his blood on me.

African pools are not meant to be swum in unless in a friend's back yard. The beaches can be pretty damn mint (if you ignore the microbiological hell that is sand)

[Pray_4_War]

I cannot fathom going into a pool. I think its disgusting. You have kids peeing in the pool, people coughing and spitting, and people with skin disorders and rashes, etc. I know chlorine kills a lot of this stuff, but its gross.

The buffet is equally disgusting. I will never eat at a buffet. You see people taking that large spoon, digging in, and slopping a ton of food on their plates. As their hand reaches over, I just picture a piece of nail or blood from an open wound dropping onto the food.

The beach is nasty too. The sand on beaches in NYC is dirty and littered with beer cans and cigarettes. Lots of needles and weed bags laying around. The ocean is no better. I don't even want to begin to fathom what disgusting crap is in the ocean. Plus, who wants to get eaten by a bull shark (they feed in shallow waters and have higher testosterone than great white sharks).

I went on a date a few months back, and she asked me if I liked the beach or the pool. I told her that I liked neither. She asked me why. I didn't want to go into a detailed explanation (as stated above) so I just said I couldn't swim (Im actually a horrible swimmer and would probably drown). She told me that she "lives" at the beach and/or pool.  Good thing she didn't ask me about buffets.

Bodybuilding related because bodybuilders like the beach and pool.

Oh shit, Larry David just outed himself as a Getbigger.  Hey bro, I loved Seinfeld and Curb You're Enthusiasm.  Well done man.

[SuperTed]

I love swimming pools. It's one of the few times you will get to show off your physique to crowds without looking douchey.
I do enjoy the occasional buffet too although I end up eating so much I usually make myself sick.

[Yamcha]

Bodybuilding related because bodybuilders like the beach and pool.

You outed yourself as not having muscles and scared to take off your shirt in publix

[_aj_]

I have my own pool that I keep very clean. I like it. I like the beach too, but wouldn't like NYC beach. Who the fuck goes to a beach in NYC? Some of the most beautiful beaches in the US are in North Carolina. Try it.

My only beef with buffets is that they usually contain nothing but shit food. If it was a high protein buffet with beef, chicken and salmon prepared properly and some quality carbs, I would never leave.

[FitnessFrenzy]

I cannot fathom going into a pool. I think its disgusting. You have kids peeing in the pool, people coughing and spitting, and people with skin disorders and rashes, etc. I know chlorine kills a lot of this stuff, but its gross.

The buffet is equally disgusting. I will never eat at a buffet. You see people taking that large spoon, digging in, and slopping a ton of food on their plates. As their hand reaches over, I just picture a piece of nail or blood from an open wound dropping onto the food.

The beach is nasty too. The sand on beaches in NYC is dirty and littered with beer cans and cigarettes. Lots of needles and weed bags laying around. The ocean is no better. I don't even want to begin to fathom what disgusting crap is in the ocean. Plus, who wants to get eaten by a bull shark (they feed in shallow waters and have higher testosterone than great white sharks).

I went on a date a few months back, and she asked me if I liked the beach or the pool. I told her that I liked neither. She asked me why. I didn't want to go into a detailed explanation (as stated above) so I just said I couldn't swim (Im actually a horrible swimmer and would probably drown). She told me that she "lives" at the beach and/or pool.  Good thing she didn't ask me about buffets.

Bodybuilding related because bodybuilders like the beach and pool.

SF1900, you know I like you buddy, but it seems like you have a lot of weird ideas about things. You have also been mentioning your dating troubles. Getting rid of some of these ideas will likely improve your dating. Girls will think it is weird if they can't go to the beach with you or eat a buffet dinner.

[DroppingPlates]

Good thing she didn't ask me about buffets.

LMAO!!!

But neither she asked him to eat her buffet..

[CalvinH]

I cannot fathom going into a pool. I think its disgusting. You have kids peeing in the pool, people coughing and spitting, and people with skin disorders and rashes, etc. I know chlorine kills a lot of this stuff, but its gross.

The buffet is equally disgusting. I will never eat at a buffet. You see people taking that large spoon, digging in, and slopping a ton of food on their plates. As their hand reaches over, I just picture a piece of nail or blood from an open wound dropping onto the food.

The beach is nasty too. The sand on beaches in NYC is dirty and littered with beer cans and cigarettes. Lots of needles and weed bags laying around. The ocean is no better. I don't even want to begin to fathom what disgusting crap is in the ocean. Plus, who wants to get eaten by a bull shark (they feed in shallow waters and have higher testosterone than great white sharks).

I went on a date a few months back, and she asked me if I liked the beach or the pool. I told her that I liked neither. She asked me why. I didn't want to go into a detailed explanation (as stated above) so I just said I couldn't swim (Im actually a horrible swimmer and would probably drown). She told me that she "lives" at the beach and/or pool.  Good thing she didn't ask me about buffets.

Bodybuilding related because bodybuilders like the beach and pool.

Sounds like you'd be lots of fun at a pool or beach party.



....but i do agree about NYC and CT beaches

[Grape Ape]

Agreed on all points, buffets are goddamned invitations for me to puke, my stomach reacts badly to dodgy food since I was chomped by a spider (dunno why, just works like that) - have hurled at four or more buffets in tow years.

Sucks, instead of getting super strength, increased sensory ability and webslinging, your super power was the inability to digest shit food.

Picturing you stitching up your costume thinking "oh this is going to be great".......oops.

[SF1900]

buffe can i understand, buffet to but the beach??!. Do you habe alot of other things to you cant do that most people can?

I CAN do these things if I have no choice. I just prefer strongly not to do these things if I could avoid them.

[SF1900]

SF1900, you know I like you buddy, but it seems like you have a lot of weird ideas about things. You have also been mentioning your dating troubles. Getting rid of some of these ideas will likely improve your dating. Girls will think it is weird if they can't go to the beach with you or eat a buffet dinner.

I don't have dating troubles. Like most people, there are good dates and bad dates. I talk about the bad dates because its more funny than talking about the good dates. But thanks for your concern!

Further, if a girl is not going to want to date me because of two things (bc I hate the beach and buffets), then she is probably too much of a headache to deal with it anyway. Eating at a buffet is gross, and should be avoided at all costs. One should only engage in a buffet if at a party with friends or family; I have no problem with this.

[Yamcha]

I don't have dating troubles. Like most people, there are good dates and bad dates. I talk about the bad dates because its more funny than talking about the good dates. But thanks for your concern!

Further, if a girl is not going to want to date me because of two things (bc I hate the beach and buffets), then she is probably too much of a headache to deal with it anyway. Eating at a buffet is gross, and should be avoided at all costs. One should only engage in a buffet if at a party with friends or family; I have no problem with this.

Hate to be a buzzkill, but some of the best fajitas I've ever had were at a buffet in Cozumel, Mexico.... on a beach.

[SF1900]

I have my own pool that I keep very clean. I like it. I like the beach too, but wouldn't like NYC beach. Who the fuck goes to a beach in NYC? Some of the most beautiful beaches in the US are in North Carolina. Try it.

My only beef with buffets is that they usually contain nothing but shit food. If it was a high protein buffet with beef, chicken and salmon prepared properly and some quality carbs, I would never leave.

Well, let me rephrase. The beaches in Long Island, NY (Jones Beach is a popular one). But they are equally as bad as the beaches in NYC.

Please rethink your opinions about buffets, even if the food was good.

[bigmikecox]

If people were meant to go in the ocean we would have gills! Fuck the ocean! Fuck a pool!

I do love me some buffetts though. Not nasty shit like Golden Coral but GOOD one's like in Vegas

[SF1900]

Hate to be a buzzkill, but some of the best fajitas I've ever had were at a buffet in Cozumel, Mexico.... on a beach.

You probably ate someones nail clippings or skin infection.

[Yamcha]

You probably ate someones nail clippings or skin infection.

must suck to tiptoe through life