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Do you feel robbed when you take a great dump, but it leaves no skid marks?
« on: January 19, 2016, 10:39:22 PM »
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Re: Do you feel robbed when you take a great dump, but it leaves no skid marks?
« Reply #1 on: January 20, 2016, 03:37:03 AM »
Robbed? The Miracle Shit is a gift from the gods.
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Re: Do you feel robbed when you take a great dump, but it leaves no skid marks?
« Reply #2 on: January 20, 2016, 05:23:02 AM »
depends on trousers up or trousers down.
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Re: Do you feel robbed when you take a great dump, but it leaves no skid marks?
« Reply #3 on: January 20, 2016, 09:57:18 AM »
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Re: Do you feel robbed when you take a great dump, but it leaves no skid marks?
« Reply #4 on: January 20, 2016, 10:48:05 AM »
I dont care about skid marks as long as I shit on your face. 8)
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Re: Do you feel robbed when you take a great dump, but it leaves no skid marks?
« Reply #5 on: January 20, 2016, 12:04:09 PM »
Quote from: doggler on January 20, 2016, 10:48:05 AM
I dont care about skid marks as long as I shit on your face. 8)
new Zealand is the shit stain of the world
Nzmusclemonster is the shit stain of New Zealand
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Re: Do you feel robbed when you take a great dump, but it leaves no skid marks?
« Reply #6 on: January 20, 2016, 01:39:31 PM »
Whole Flaxseeds

Take a few tablespoons of these a day washed down with plenty of water and you'll barely need to wipe.

They pass through undigested and form a "gel" around the stool. It's miraculous.


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Re: Do you feel robbed when you take a great dump, but it leaves no skid marks?
« Reply #7 on: January 20, 2016, 01:56:18 PM »
Quote from: NaturalWonder83 on January 20, 2016, 12:04:09 PM
new Zealand is the shit stain of the world
Nzmusclemonster is the shit stain of New Zealand


You are the cum stain you bottom bitch
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Re: Do you feel robbed when you take a great dump, but it leaves no skid marks?
« Reply #8 on: January 20, 2016, 02:33:45 PM »
Why did I click. ... ???
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Re: Do you feel robbed when you take a great dump, but it leaves no skid marks?
« Reply #9 on: January 20, 2016, 07:39:10 PM »
Quote from: doggler on January 20, 2016, 10:48:05 AM
I dont care about skid marks as long as I shit on your face. 8)

I love getbig.  always ups my mood when feeling sorry for myself!
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Re: Do you feel robbed when you take a great dump, but it leaves no skid marks?
« Reply #10 on: January 20, 2016, 10:24:48 PM »
The goal is more brown than white on the bottom of the toilet bowl.

A few tiger stripes on the sides are a nice bonus.
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Re: Do you feel robbed when you take a great dump, but it leaves no skid marks?
« Reply #11 on: January 20, 2016, 11:14:34 PM »
Where is that goodrum's face shopped into shit bowl picture when we need it?  ;D
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Re: Do you feel robbed when you take a great dump, but it leaves no skid marks?
« Reply #12 on: January 20, 2016, 11:20:14 PM »
Let me guess.  Your camera is broken.
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Re: Do you feel robbed when you take a great dump, but it leaves no skid marks?
« Reply #13 on: January 21, 2016, 01:42:38 AM »
Skidmarks usually means more wiping. So I am pretty thankful of getting robbed of the task of cleaning both the bowl and myself.
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Re: Do you feel robbed when you take a great dump, but it leaves no skid marks?
« Reply #14 on: January 21, 2016, 04:39:03 AM »
The more skid marks the better.
Highly recommended is wearing mostly white underwear and having the wife in brutal tears when doing the laundry - man mission accomplished.

On a more serious note, Boost's tip is a good one.
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Re: Do you feel robbed when you take a great dump, but it leaves no skid marks?
« Reply #15 on: January 21, 2016, 04:58:35 AM »
Quote from: Dr.J on January 20, 2016, 02:33:45 PM
Why did I click. ... ???


For the battle between NZ and Natw.
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Re: Do you feel robbed when you take a great dump, but it leaves no skid marks?
« Reply #16 on: January 21, 2016, 05:00:32 AM »
Quote from: CalvinH on January 21, 2016, 04:58:35 AM

For the battle between NZ and Natw.

Gene would drop NZ like he drops his preworkout in that Umoro
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