The reason his isn't "lumpy" is becuase he is so f*cking dry, like no one else has ever been, including coleman.
ah, no. lack of "lumpiness" is not because of dryness.
If it were, holding water would equal more lumps:
Which, as you can see here with a water 94 Yates, clearly does not.
It is genetic - I will refrain from illustrating this difference by posting pics of Ronnie, flex and Shawn etc showing their lumpy backs, since I don't want to get flamed for making Yates look bad (yet again
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