Author Topic: unreal/To Derek Anthony (Read 131432 times)

drkaje · « **Reply #275 on:** March 24, 2006, 01:49:56 PM »

Quote from: sarcasm on March 24, 2006, 01:47:24 PM

no, he doesn't have the patience to marinate it, he has such an insatiable hunger for the cock that he's like a junkie.

Are you saying hs's a Cockaine addict?

sarcasm · « **Reply #276 on:** March 24, 2006, 01:52:05 PM »

Quote from: drkaje on March 24, 2006, 01:49:56 PM

Are you saying hs's a Cockaine addict?

just the other day i saw him trying to sell his mom's couch and her washing machine door for a shot of semen.

Naked4Jesus · « **Reply #277 on:** March 24, 2006, 01:55:12 PM »

Quote from: sarcasm on March 24, 2006, 01:52:05 PM

just the other day i saw him trying to sell his mom's couch and her washing machine door for a shot of semen.

Hey! Are you saying that Derek likes to get his tonsils messaged with a big hard one?

drkaje · « **Reply #278 on:** March 24, 2006, 01:55:59 PM »

Quote from: sarcasm on March 24, 2006, 01:52:05 PM

just the other day i saw him trying to sell his mom's couch and her washing machine door for a shot of semen.

Maybe there's a twelve inch program to help cure him of the addicktion.

240 is Back · « **Reply #279 on:** March 24, 2006, 01:56:16 PM »

Quote from: drkaje on March 24, 2006, 01:12:13 PM

I bet he used those tools to remove the closet door.

Brilliant!

sarcasm · « **Reply #280 on:** March 24, 2006, 01:57:24 PM »

Quote from: Naked4Jesus on March 24, 2006, 01:55:12 PM

Hey! Are you saying that Derek likes to get his tonsils messaged with a big hard one?

let's just say that if giving blow jobs was bricks Derek Anthony would be the Great Wall of China.

Nicole Weeks · « **Reply #281 on:** March 24, 2006, 02:00:16 PM »

Quote from: drkaje on March 24, 2006, 01:46:01 PM

Oh,

He marinates it.

ROFLMAO!!!! OMG I'm freakin' laughing so damn hard I'm gonna pee my pants. (Must be the whole gettin' old thing Derek was refering to)

sarcasm · « **Reply #282 on:** March 24, 2006, 02:01:51 PM »

Derek tried a twelve step program for his addiction to the cock and just ended up relapsing at the first meeting when he sucked everybody off in a big circle jerk.

Man of Steel · « **Reply #283 on:** March 24, 2006, 02:02:43 PM »

Quote from: sarcasm on March 24, 2006, 01:57:24 PM

let's just say that if giving blow jobs was bricks Derek Anthony would be the Great Wall of China.

Are you suggesting that if peter-puffing were stars Derek would be the Milky Way?

MOS

Man of Steel · « **Reply #284 on:** March 24, 2006, 02:03:53 PM »

Quote from: sarcasm on March 24, 2006, 02:01:51 PM

Derek tried a twelve step program for his addiction to the cock and just ended up relapsing at the first meeting when he sucked everybody off in a big circle jerk.

Yes Sarcasm, Derek curbed his cocksucking addiction by switching to shit eating.

MOS

sarcasm · « **Reply #285 on:** March 24, 2006, 02:04:50 PM »

Quote from: Man of Steel on March 24, 2006, 02:02:43 PM

Are you suggesting that if peter-puffing were stars Derek would be the Milky Way?

MOS

hahaha, Derek was so gay that even as a baby his parents put a dildo mobile above his crib, it was the only way he could get to sleep.

Man of Steel · « **Reply #286 on:** March 24, 2006, 02:06:06 PM »

Quote from: sarcasm on March 24, 2006, 02:04:50 PM

hahaha, Derek was so gay that even as a baby his parents put a dildo mobile above his crib, it was the only way he could get to sleep.

yes, as a baby Derek's father would warm bottles of his manly liquid soap to soothe him back to sleep.

MOS

drkaje · « **Reply #287 on:** March 24, 2006, 02:07:51 PM »

It's like that old saying:

"I'm not saying he's gay, But I'd bet money he'd hold a hard dick in his mouth until it went soft"

sarcasm · « **Reply #288 on:** March 24, 2006, 02:08:11 PM »

Quote from: Man of Steel on March 24, 2006, 02:06:06 PM

yes, as a baby Derek's father would warm bottles of his manly liquid soap to soothe him back to sleep.

MOS

hahahaha, yes Man of Steel, his mom tried to breast feed him but he hated the sight of the female breast so his mom put his formula in her 12 inch black dildo and he sucked away.

sarcasm · « **Reply #289 on:** March 24, 2006, 02:09:34 PM »

Quote from: drkaje on March 24, 2006, 02:07:51 PM

It's like that old saying:

"I'm not saying he's gay, But I'd bet money he'd hold a hard dick in his mouth until it went soft"

hahahaha, he won't suck a dick but he sure as shit will hold one in his mouth until someone comes along who will.

Man of Steel · « **Reply #290 on:** March 24, 2006, 02:10:49 PM »

Quote from: drkaje on March 24, 2006, 02:07:51 PM

It's like that old saying:

"I'm not saying he's gay, But I'd bet money he'd hold a hard dick in his mouth until it went soft"

Exactly, the only thing Derek likes more than a huge dick in his face is two huge dicks in his face.

MOS

drkaje · « **Reply #291 on:** March 24, 2006, 02:11:53 PM »

Quote from: sarcasm on March 24, 2006, 02:08:11 PM

hahahaha, yes Man of Steel, his mom tried to breast feed him but he hated the sight of the female breast so his mom put his formula in her 12 inch black dildo and he sucked away.

Probably never spilled a drop either, LOL!

sarcasm · « **Reply #292 on:** March 24, 2006, 02:13:13 PM »

Derek is currently involved in a research study at the University of San Francisco to see how many dicks an asshole can take without tearing the funny thing is that he's paying them to be a part of the study.

Childish///AMG · « **Reply #293 on:** March 24, 2006, 02:14:47 PM »

Quote from: Nicole Weeks on March 24, 2006, 02:00:16 PM

ROFLMAO!!!! OMG I'm freakin' laughing so damn hard I'm gonna pee my pants. (Must be the whole gettin' old thing Derek was refering to)

We do about 2-3 "Pubo-Vag" slings a week

We can make those accidental pee episodes
a thing of the past

Cute face, and nice boobs Nicole

Man of Steel · « **Reply #294 on:** March 24, 2006, 02:17:27 PM »

Quote from: sarcasm on March 24, 2006, 02:13:13 PM

Derek is currently involved in a research study at the University of San Francisco to see how many dicks an asshole can take without tearing the funny thing is that he's paying them to be a part of the study.

Yes Sarcasm, Derek treats man-anus like Lays Potato chips.....he can't eat just one.

MOS

drkaje · « **Reply #295 on:** March 24, 2006, 02:18:54 PM »

They're also testing to see if protein can be absorbed rectally.

DK II · « **Reply #296 on:** March 24, 2006, 02:19:58 PM »

Who the fuck is Derek Anthony? He doesn't look healthy though.

sarcasm · « **Reply #297 on:** March 24, 2006, 02:21:42 PM »

Quote from: DonkeyKong on March 24, 2006, 02:19:58 PM

Who the f**k is Derek Anthony? He doesn't look healthy though.

he's the little Hummer leasing, two apartment renting, hairpiece wearing, twelve dick sucking, cock in the ass recieving, synthol loaded gay hooker that this thread is about.

HICKSON · « **Reply #298 on:** March 24, 2006, 02:23:34 PM »

Theres a reason hes so adored by the gay john community..
He cock-height with all his clients.. EASY ACTION...

Eric2 · « **Reply #299 on:** March 24, 2006, 02:23:50 PM »

Derek you are a complete fag. You call everybody here little pussies? I could hand you your ass in less than 2 seconds you little bitch.
   You have no fukin quads to speak of your arms look like shit your back is pathetic.
   Your face looks like its been rubbed raw by the ball sacs of 1,200 Afgahn rebels in a sandstorm.
   Your stomach is bloated from all the cum you drink and you have a tiny tiny itsy bitsy little pee hole that looks like it is so stuby that it does not hang at all. Merely stick out like the stubble on your chiny chin chin.
   I bet your asshole is so loose that when you shit you dont know it and, when you fart it sounds like a gentle breeze.
   "If your a fag and you know it clap your hands...............clap clap!!" If you swallow man batter clap your hands.................cl ap clap!!!"