Author Topic: I wonder why Serena Williams always beats Maria Sharapova? (Read 13007 times)

Pray_4_War · « **on:** January 25, 2016, 11:14:50 AM »

Probably has nothing to do with the fact that Sharapova looks like a female and Williams looks like Ray Lewis.

Red Hook · « **Reply #1 on:** January 25, 2016, 11:23:15 AM »

sounds like your boyfriend gave you a wet wipe and told you to get out after you swallowed

Pray_4_War · « **Reply #2 on:** January 25, 2016, 11:36:55 AM »

Quote from: Red Hook on January 25, 2016, 11:23:15 AM

sounds like your boyfriend gave you a wet wipe and told you to get out after you swallowed

Go talk shit to someone who gives a fuck you you worthless mother-fucker.

Who the fuck are you anyway? Never mind, I don't care. Fuck you, you sensitive ass ho. Is Serena your mama or something? Fuck is wrong with you? Go suck a bag full of dicks.

Pray_4_War · « **Reply #3 on:** January 25, 2016, 11:39:33 AM »

Here's Serena getting hyped for the Australian open.

I love her passion and intensity.

Tedim · « **Reply #4 on:** January 25, 2016, 11:41:00 AM »

her inner gorilla is strong....

Waller · « **Reply #5 on:** January 25, 2016, 11:41:10 AM »

Boycott tennis.

drkaje · « **Reply #6 on:** January 25, 2016, 11:44:54 AM »

She's a better athlete and tennis player.

mame09 · « **Reply #7 on:** January 25, 2016, 11:47:56 AM »

sharapova cant handle power and serena has lots of it

got to give it serena she is the greatest female athlete of the era. tennis isnt a forgiving sport for people above 30

Pray_4_War · « **Reply #8 on:** January 25, 2016, 11:49:51 AM »

Quote from: drkaje on January 25, 2016, 11:44:54 AM

She's a better athlete and tennis player.

Yeah she's got all that natural talent

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_aj_ · « **Reply #9 on:** January 25, 2016, 11:52:45 AM »

She's emotionally broken after the mid court posedown.

Pray_4_War · « **Reply #10 on:** January 25, 2016, 11:54:12 AM »

Quote from: mame09 on January 25, 2016, 11:47:56 AM

sharapova cant handle power and serena has lots of it

You don't say? Yeah Serena must eat a lot of Spinach. Probably has a high protein diet and supplements with Glutamine a Creatine.

Sharapova probably isn't using the right form when she lifts, probably not in the correct rep range. Probably not spacing her meals properly. Now that I think of it maybe she is overtrained and is experiencing some muscle atrophy. That's a shame.

Tedim · « **Reply #11 on:** January 25, 2016, 11:56:33 AM »

Stan Diego · « **Reply #12 on:** January 25, 2016, 11:58:48 AM »

El Diablo Blanco · « **Reply #13 on:** January 25, 2016, 12:33:02 PM »

She's on a shitload of HGH. Serena's haw has grown two fold in the last while

SuperTed · « **Reply #14 on:** January 25, 2016, 01:07:12 PM »

Would love to fuck both of them.

Coffeed · « **Reply #15 on:** January 25, 2016, 01:10:57 PM »

Quote from: El Diablo Blanco on January 25, 2016, 12:33:02 PM

She's on a shitload of HGH. Serena's haw has grown two fold in the last while

Just watch the fingernails.

Tells you all you need to know.

Tennisballz · « **Reply #16 on:** January 25, 2016, 01:20:19 PM »

Serena has the muscle mass of some of the male players....didn't she say she could compete with men a few years back and some guy ranked like 600 beat her ass in a match super easy?

Parker · « **Reply #17 on:** January 25, 2016, 01:23:32 PM »

Quote from: Tennisballz on January 25, 2016, 01:20:19 PM

Serena has the muscle mass of some of the male players....didn't she say she could compete with men a few years back and some guy ranked like 600 beat her ass in a match super easy?

It was years ago that she said that. Not a few year back. It was more towards the beginning of her career.

Moontrane · « **Reply #18 on:** January 25, 2016, 01:32:54 PM »

Quote from: Stan Diego on January 25, 2016, 11:58:48 AM

Thanks, pal!

Tedim · « **Reply #19 on:** January 25, 2016, 01:33:38 PM »

Quote from: Stan Diego on January 25, 2016, 11:58:48 AM

I would be a perfect fit for her....

Moontrane · « **Reply #20 on:** January 25, 2016, 01:36:41 PM »

Quote from: Tennisballz on January 25, 2016, 01:20:19 PM

Serena has the muscle mass of some of the male players....didn't she say she could compete with men a few years back and some guy ranked like 600 beat her ass in a match super easy?

Both sisters tried and failed:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karsten_Braasch

"A decade and a half older than the sisters, Braasch was described by one journalist as "a man whose training regime centred around a pack of cigarettes and more than a couple bottles of ice cold lager."[2] He nonetheless defeated both sisters, playing a single set against each, beating Serena 6–1 and Venus 6–2.[3]"

residue · « **Reply #21 on:** January 25, 2016, 01:38:36 PM »

Quote from: Tennisballz on January 25, 2016, 01:20:19 PM

Serena has the muscle mass of some of the male players....didn't she say she could compete with men a few years back and some guy ranked like 600 beat her ass in a match super easy?

wasnt he also drunk and smoking a cig through the whole match?

Parker · « **Reply #22 on:** January 25, 2016, 01:38:54 PM »

Quote from: Moontrane on January 25, 2016, 01:36:41 PM

Both sisters tried and failed:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karsten_Braasch

"A decade and a half older than the sisters, Braasch was described by one journalist as "a man whose training regime centred around a pack of cigarettes and more than a couple bottles of ice cold lager."[2] He nonetheless defeated both sisters, playing a single set against each, beating Serena 6–1 and Venus 6–2.[3]"

Yep, 1998.

El Diablo Blanco · « **Reply #23 on:** January 25, 2016, 02:06:43 PM »

Quote from: residue on January 25, 2016, 01:38:36 PM

wasnt he also drunk and smoking a cig through the whole match?

I think it was this guy

calfzilla · « **Reply #24 on:** January 25, 2016, 02:11:34 PM »

Imagine if Ronnie mated with one of the Williams sisters.