Everyone pull up a chair and enjoy the show. We know how this will end. His face is a spot on match to Derek Anthony's. It could be basic roid bloat, but I think there is more to it.
Adding a 7th meal is good, but Piana laughs at that. 10 meals is what you want to shoot for. Usually comprised of frozen pasta, Cheesecake Factory, and Ben n' Jerry's to round it out. Whatever it takes.
I'm curious...are there any lawyers or doctors in Piana's 5% crew? Surely they would love a 5% shirt to let others know they're in "the club".