Author Topic: SUPER BOWL 50 PREDICTIONS (Read 20271 times)

ChopperRider · « **on:** February 04, 2016, 09:26:02 AM »

Alright you panty sniffing, dick sucking, fake car crashing homosexuals, the Super Bowl is this weekend and we need some fucking predictions and sports banter to ward off the homosexuality of True Adonis and her hatred of all things football (because his girlfriend fucked the black guys on the football team that year they won state in high school)!

I will go first you bedwetting little queers.....

Carolina Panthers win in a blowout!

Broncos fans can suck my dick, like Shizzo in a hot tub full of Getbig moderators.

P.S. - fuck you Retardahaluk, you limp dick welfare queen.

chaos · « **Reply #1 on:** February 04, 2016, 09:27:58 AM »

Hmmm shizzo banned, dildorider returns....
Interesting.
On topic, Carolina

SF1900 · « **Reply #2 on:** February 04, 2016, 09:33:00 AM »

I suspect that Carolina is going to destroy the Broncos. Then again, people thought New England were going to beat the Broncos.

Yamcha · « **Reply #3 on:** February 04, 2016, 09:34:10 AM »

EVERYBODY is on Carolina.

That means Denver will win.

Princess L · « **Reply #4 on:** February 04, 2016, 09:36:27 AM »

My pick for MVP of the Puppy Bowl!

El Diablo Blanco · « **Reply #5 on:** February 04, 2016, 09:39:22 AM »

Need to see where the big bets in Vegas are coming because we all know this shit is rigged and ran by the mob.

SF1900 · « **Reply #6 on:** February 04, 2016, 09:44:17 AM »

Quote from: El Diablo Blanco on February 04, 2016, 09:39:22 AM

Need to see where the big bets in Vegas are coming because we all know this shit is rigged and ran by the mob.

The Cigarette Smoking man from the X-files said he never wants to see the Buffalo Bills win a superbowl, as long as he is alive.

Grape Ape · « **Reply #7 on:** February 04, 2016, 09:57:52 AM »

Quote from: Yamcha on February 04, 2016, 09:34:10 AM

EVERYBODY is on Carolina.

That means Denver will win.

It could mean Denver still loses, just by less than 5.5 points.

El Diablo Blanco · « **Reply #8 on:** February 04, 2016, 10:07:10 AM »

Denver's D has pretty much got this this far. The offense at times had 0 TDs but Denver still won. It will be a defensive battle. As long as Denver keeps it low scoring and doesn't rely on Manning to make too many throws they'll have a solid chance. Everyone talks about Newton but the real key for Carolina will be their running game. Michael Oher will be a weakness trying to defend Ware and Miller.

Nails · « **Reply #9 on:** February 04, 2016, 10:07:28 AM »

Panthers by 24+ points

Lot of white people will meltdown on social media about the

Jizmonkey · « **Reply #10 on:** February 04, 2016, 10:19:05 AM »

Quote from: El Diablo Blanco on February 04, 2016, 10:07:10 AM

Denver's D has pretty much got this this far. The offense at times had 0 TDs but Denver still won. It will be a defensive battle. As long as Denver keeps it low scoring and doesn't rely on Manning to make too many throws they'll have a solid chance. Everyone talks about Newton but the real key for Carolina will be their running game. Michael Oher will be a weakness trying to defend Ware and Miller.

And Carolina's right tackle is even worse. Miller is usually lined up there against him.

El Diablo Blanco · « **Reply #11 on:** February 04, 2016, 10:21:44 AM »

ultimate prediction will be too man commercials, a euro owned Budweiser trying to be "all American", a gayer than gay halftime show with coldsoreplay and beyonce and more commercials.

ChopperRider · « **Reply #12 on:** February 04, 2016, 11:25:22 AM »

Quote from: chaos on February 04, 2016, 09:27:58 AM

Hmmm shizzo banned, dildorider returns....
Interesting.
On topic, Carolina

That hurts Conehead.

There are a lot of other ways to insult a guy without having to resort to calling him Shitso.

That is way offside convict, even for a fat-ankled mope like you.

CAROLINA BY A LANDSLIDE YA FUCKING HOMOS!!!!!!

The Abdominal Snoman · « **Reply #13 on:** February 04, 2016, 02:48:06 PM »

Caroline 44
Denver 23

El Diablo Blanco · « **Reply #14 on:** February 04, 2016, 02:48:55 PM »

Team with Black men 38 - team with black men 24

ritch · « **Reply #15 on:** February 04, 2016, 03:05:54 PM »

Every weekend is "super bowl" weekend at my place!

I smoke a "bowl of super weed" that is! snarf, snarf...

240 is Back · « **Reply #16 on:** February 04, 2016, 06:43:12 PM »

Quote from: The Abdominal Snoman on February 04, 2016, 02:48:06 PM

Caroline 44
Denver 23

CAR 52, DEN 22.

Newton is going to be the most annoying punk ass ever in the win, but CAR was playing their super bowl when they beat Seattle.

would be cool to see the HGH 5-head Manning win a ring and retire, but let's be honest, if belichick kicks the FG, the Pats win that gams.

ChopperRider · « **Reply #17 on:** February 04, 2016, 07:01:24 PM »

Quote from: 240 is Back on February 04, 2016, 06:43:12 PM

CAR 52, DEN 22.

Newton is going to be the most annoying punk ass ever in the win, but CAR was playing their super bowl when they beat Seattle.

would be cool to see the HGH 5-head Manning win a ring and retire, but let's be honest, if belichick kicks the FG, the Pats win that gams.

Newton could never be as big of a fucking douchebag as Marshawn Lynch.

Fuck that media attention whore ignorant nignog.

Grape Ape · « **Reply #18 on:** February 04, 2016, 07:08:35 PM »

Quote from: 240 is Back on February 04, 2016, 06:43:12 PM

CAR 52, DEN 22.

Newton is going to be the most annoying punk ass ever in the win, but CAR was playing their super bowl when they beat Seattle.

would be cool to see the HGH 5-head Manning win a ring and retire, but let's be honest, if belichick kicks the FG, the Pats win that gams.

You see the number one defense in the NFL giving up 52?

SF1900 · « **Reply #19 on:** February 04, 2016, 07:20:54 PM »

Quote from: Grape Ape on February 04, 2016, 07:08:35 PM

You see the number one defense in the NFL giving up 52?

If Carolina keeps with the same exact team next season, do you see them doing this all over again?

I suspect the only way that they would lose next year is if another team made drastic changes.

The Abdominal Snoman · « **Reply #20 on:** February 04, 2016, 07:29:22 PM »

Quote from: Grape Ape on February 04, 2016, 07:08:35 PM

You see the number one defense in the NFL giving up 52?

Carolina could have put up 60+ against Seattle if they didn't shut it down. Newton will probably run for 120 against Denver.

NickEdge779 · « **Reply #21 on:** February 04, 2016, 07:37:27 PM »

Will be rigged to give Manning a win, then he will retire giving some epic speech with tons of fans cheering and flashbulbs going off everywhere, and the NFL ratings will skyrocket.

Grape Ape · « **Reply #22 on:** February 04, 2016, 08:10:51 PM »

Quote from: SF1900 on February 04, 2016, 07:20:54 PM

If Carolina keeps with the same exact team next season, do you see them doing this all over again?

I suspect the only way that they would lose next year is if another team made drastic changes.

Everything changes year to year. Seattle looked unstoppable when they won 2 years ago.

Players get hurt, other teams improve, on any given Sunday.....yada.

SF1900 · « **Reply #23 on:** February 04, 2016, 08:30:23 PM »

Quote from: Grape Ape on February 04, 2016, 08:10:51 PM

Everything changes year to year. Seattle looked unstoppable when they won 2 years ago.

Players get hurt, other teams improve, on any given Sunday.....yada.

This is what I love. Intellectual talks about sports.

ChopperRider · « **Reply #24 on:** February 04, 2016, 08:40:19 PM »

Quote from: SF1900 on February 04, 2016, 08:30:23 PM

This is what I love. Intellectual talks about sports.

Are you going to pick a fucking team pantywaist, or write a fucking poem about how much it turns you on to think about Shitso sucking True Adonis' limp Asian-sized dick?

Jesus Christ almighty, next thing you know they will be allowing closet dicksuckers like you to vote.