Author Topic: why do my balls smell like old man balls? (Read 9978 times)

judochoke · « **on:** February 04, 2016, 09:46:02 AM »

I'm almost 59 years old. but my balls smell like death. when i was younger, nothing on my body stinked, nothing. my balls smelled like roses. but now, as i get closer to get big heaven, my fucking balls stink

i use lotion, powder, new chonies, good diet, lots of water. they still stink like a rotten corpse. (my father had a certain funk around him, can't explain it, but he had it.) now it seems like i have it too. only on my nut sack.

is there any help for my stinky balls?

??

njflex · « **Reply #1 on:** February 04, 2016, 09:50:18 AM »

TOSS SOME HERB SEASONED CROUTONS AND A COUPLE TBS BALSAMIC VINEGAR IN YOUR UNDIES SHOULD BE GOOD TO GO...

El Diablo Blanco · « **Reply #2 on:** February 04, 2016, 09:51:29 AM »

It's old marinated sweat deep in your pores. Will never come out.

ritch · « **Reply #3 on:** February 04, 2016, 09:54:02 AM »

They probably stink as they're too close to your asshole!

SuperTed · « **Reply #4 on:** February 04, 2016, 09:55:16 AM »

Douse your balls in sulfuric acid. That should help.

El Diablo Blanco · « **Reply #5 on:** February 04, 2016, 10:08:27 AM »

A good soak in hot oil might help

Yamcha · « **Reply #6 on:** February 04, 2016, 10:09:45 AM »

SOMEPARTS · « **Reply #7 on:** February 04, 2016, 10:21:01 AM »

Gayer than knowing how old man balls smell...

El Diablo Blanco · « **Reply #8 on:** February 04, 2016, 10:23:50 AM »

Quote from: Yamcha on February 04, 2016, 10:09:45 AM

This made my stomach hurt.

Waller · « **Reply #9 on:** February 04, 2016, 10:25:53 AM »

So you know what old men's balls smell like huh?

IronMeister · « **Reply #10 on:** February 04, 2016, 10:26:03 AM »

judochoke · « **Reply #11 on:** February 04, 2016, 10:27:02 AM »

Forgot to say that I shave my nut sack. Still doesn't help😰😰😰😰

El Diablo Blanco · « **Reply #12 on:** February 04, 2016, 10:30:25 AM »

Quote from: judochoke on February 04, 2016, 10:27:02 AM

Forgot to say that I shave my nut sack. Still doesn't help😰😰😰😰

That's your issue. Pubic hair has an antimicrobial effect on smell. It keeps things fresher.

Yamcha · « **Reply #13 on:** February 04, 2016, 10:32:34 AM »

Quote from: judochoke on February 04, 2016, 09:46:02 AM

I'm almost 59 years old.

Quote from: judochoke on February 04, 2016, 10:27:02 AM

Forgot to say that I shave my nut sack. Still doesn't help😰😰😰😰

WTF is wrong with you?

judochoke · « **Reply #14 on:** February 04, 2016, 10:46:23 AM »

I don't like any hair on my body. Head, chest, legs. Nothing.
Too fat to shave my bung hole😝😝😝😝😝😝👍👍👍👍👍👍

gym**rat · « **Reply #15 on:** February 04, 2016, 11:51:18 AM »

I have 57 year old balls and they smell wonderful. You may want to try standing under falling water with soap and a washrag. Just saying.

Thespritz0 · « **Reply #16 on:** February 04, 2016, 12:29:10 PM »

Quote from: judochoke on February 04, 2016, 09:46:02 AM

I'm almost 59 years old. but my balls smell like death. when i was younger, nothing on my body stinked, nothing. my balls smelled like roses. but now, as i get closer to get big heaven, my fucking balls stink
i use lotion, powder, new chonies, good diet, lots of water. they still stink like a rotten corpse. (my father had a certain funk around him, can't explain it, but he had it.) now it seems like i have it too. only on my nut sack.

is there any help for my stinky balls???

^^
Too many people DEPEND on basic showers to wash themselves... 2 times a week, take a 10 to 15 minute SOAK in a bathtub, and wash with ANTIBACTERIAL body wash/bar soap.
The rest of the week, balance this out by taking regular showers, using a highly-moisturizing body wash like Dove for men...

Grape Ape · « **Reply #17 on:** February 04, 2016, 12:34:17 PM »

It's the shaving.....pubes get rid of bacteria.

Your nuts are now a petri dish of filth.

Get your smelly sack the fuck out of here until they're back to normal.

OB1 · « **Reply #18 on:** February 04, 2016, 01:00:19 PM »

Quote from: Grape Ape on February 04, 2016, 12:34:17 PM

Get your smelly sack the fuck out of here until they're back to normal.

drkaje · « **Reply #19 on:** February 04, 2016, 01:53:05 PM »

Quote from: Grape Ape on February 04, 2016, 12:34:17 PM

It's the shaving.....pubes get rid of bacteria.

Your nuts are now a petri dish of filth.

Get your smelly sack the fuck out of here until they're back to normal.

+1!

OB1 · « **Reply #20 on:** February 04, 2016, 05:56:07 PM »

calfzilla · « **Reply #21 on:** February 04, 2016, 10:00:17 PM »

Quote from: IronMeister on February 04, 2016, 10:26:03 AM

Ha ha! I can't believe Basile didn't realize his balls were hanging out.

SF1900 · « **Reply #22 on:** February 04, 2016, 10:05:07 PM »

Didn't you answer your own question by asking why your balls smell like old man balls? Um, because you're old!

Walter Sobchak · « **Reply #23 on:** February 04, 2016, 10:05:57 PM »

Quote from: judochoke on February 04, 2016, 09:46:02 AM

I'm almost 59 years old. but my balls smell like death. when i was younger, nothing on my body stinked, nothing. my balls smelled like roses. but now, as i get closer to get big heaven, my fucking balls stink
i use lotion, powder, new chonies, good diet, lots of water. they still stink like a rotten corpse. (my father had a certain funk around him, can't explain it, but he had it.) now it seems like i have it too. only on my nut sack.

is there any help for my stinky balls???

DaFuq?

sync pulse · « **Reply #24 on:** February 04, 2016, 10:39:00 PM »

You need to get a shower head you can take off the wall...

Wash your penis, testes, taint, anus, and butt crack...then rinse with the shower in your hand directing the water up from below so to speak...

Most effective way to remove bacteria colonies.

If the smell is because of internal issues, and not surface bacteria on you...you need to have that diagnosed.