Author Topic: why do my balls smell like old man balls? (Read 10008 times)

MANGOOS · « **Reply #25 on:** February 05, 2016, 02:33:29 AM »

Cut them off...

No balls no problems.

valhalla · « **Reply #26 on:** February 05, 2016, 11:34:56 AM »

LOL..This is way I browse GetBig sometimes.
A freakin thread about smelly balls..lol.

BlackMetallic · « **Reply #27 on:** February 05, 2016, 12:27:51 PM »

Quote from: El Diablo Blanco on February 04, 2016, 10:30:25 AM

That's your issue. Pubic hair has an antimicrobial effect on smell. It keeps things fresher.

I cant think of a worse place for hair than on one's asshole

Does this antimicrobial effect apply to ass hair?

Well... doctors dont shave the vag before childbirth anymore. You're probably right

FitnessFrenzy · « **Reply #28 on:** February 05, 2016, 12:38:46 PM »

how the fuck are you able to smell your own balls?

hench · « **Reply #29 on:** February 05, 2016, 12:40:08 PM »

are you overweight with nutsack buried beneath folds?

Quote from: judochoke on February 04, 2016, 09:46:02 AM

I'm almost 59 years old. but my balls smell like death. when i was younger, nothing on my body stinked, nothing. my balls smelled like roses. but now, as i get closer to get big heaven, my fucking balls stink
i use lotion, powder, new chonies, good diet, lots of water. they still stink like a rotten corpse. (my father had a certain funk around him, can't explain it, but he had it.) now it seems like i have it too. only on my nut sack.

is there any help for my stinky balls???

loco · « **Reply #30 on:** February 05, 2016, 12:55:18 PM »

funk51 · « **Reply #31 on:** February 05, 2016, 12:55:43 PM »

Quote from: judochoke on February 04, 2016, 09:46:02 AM

I'm almost 59 years old. but my balls smell like death. when i was younger, nothing on my body stinked, nothing. my balls smelled like roses. but now, as i get closer to get big heaven, my fucking balls stink
i use lotion, powder, new chonies, good diet, lots of water. they still stink like a rotten corpse. (my father had a certain funk around him, can't explain it, but he had it.) now it seems like i have it too. only on my nut sack.

is there any help for my stinky balls???

ever hear of soap

???posted a pic so that you can identify it..

funk51 · « **Reply #32 on:** February 05, 2016, 12:57:10 PM »

if that don't work try some ethnic soap..

Grape Ape · « **Reply #33 on:** February 05, 2016, 01:06:36 PM »

Quote from: funk51 on February 05, 2016, 12:57:10 PM

if that don't work try some ethnic soap..

Mods, please lock the thread.

A 50+ year old poster whose name is funk would likely know the correct answer better than any of us.

OB1 · « **Reply #34 on:** February 05, 2016, 01:09:44 PM »

http://www.baconwrapthis.com/?p=118

judochoke · « **Reply #35 on:** February 05, 2016, 01:15:43 PM »

you don't understand. i use soap. baby wipes, lotion, fancy smelling creams. nothing works. my nuts just stink.

Grape Ape · « **Reply #36 on:** February 05, 2016, 01:20:58 PM »

Quote from: judochoke on February 05, 2016, 01:15:43 PM

you don't understand. i use soap. baby wipes, lotion, fancy smelling creams. nothing works. my nuts just stink.

As stated, it's bacteria from shaving....are you not believing this?

deadz · « **Reply #37 on:** February 05, 2016, 02:11:46 PM »

Quote from: judochoke on February 04, 2016, 09:46:02 AM

I'm almost 59 years old. but my balls smell like death. when i was younger, nothing on my body stinked, nothing. my balls smelled like roses. but now, as i get closer to get big heaven, my fucking balls stink
i use lotion, powder, new chonies, good diet, lots of water. they still stink like a rotten corpse. (my father had a certain funk around him, can't explain it, but he had it.) now it seems like i have it too. only on my nut sack.

is there any help for my stinky balls???

Because you're old. The doors you are now walking through are closing.

funk51 · « **Reply #38 on:** February 05, 2016, 03:29:09 PM »

Quote from: Grape Ape on February 05, 2016, 01:06:36 PM

Mods, please lock the thread.

A 50+ year old poster whose name is funk would likely know the correct answer better than any of us.

60 plus is more like it Alzheimers may be setting in..... but still don't go around huffing nuts....

Anna Recksiek · « **Reply #39 on:** February 05, 2016, 03:35:08 PM »

Quote from: njflex on February 04, 2016, 09:50:18 AM

TOSS SOME HERB SEASONED CROUTONS AND A COUPLE TBS BALSAMIC VINEGAR IN YOUR UNDIES SHOULD BE GOOD TO GO...

Make sure to through in some liver protection

funk51 · « **Reply #40 on:** February 05, 2016, 03:37:26 PM »

Quote from: Anna Recksiek on February 05, 2016, 03:35:08 PM

Make sure to through in some liver protection

you mean throw in..

funk51 · « **Reply #41 on:** February 05, 2016, 03:48:41 PM »

how many can you remember

Chidoman · « **Reply #42 on:** February 05, 2016, 05:29:34 PM »

Quote from: judochoke on February 05, 2016, 01:15:43 PM

you don't understand. i use soap. baby wipes, lotion, fancy smelling creams. nothing works. my nuts just stink.

Walter Sobchak · « **Reply #43 on:** February 05, 2016, 06:09:04 PM »

Quote from: judochoke on February 05, 2016, 01:15:43 PM

you don't understand. i use soap. baby wipes, lotion, fancy smelling creams. nothing works. my nuts just stink.

Imagine that.

An old man has balls that smell like old man balls?

What next, your wife's beaver has a cheesy odor to it?

Never1AShow · « **Reply #44 on:** February 05, 2016, 06:36:53 PM »

HOW ARE YOU SMELLING YOUR OWN BALLS, YOGA?

HTexan · « **Reply #45 on:** February 05, 2016, 07:31:25 PM »

anti fungal spray you gross fuck?

Disgusted · « **Reply #46 on:** February 05, 2016, 08:33:14 PM »

Quote from: HTexan on February 05, 2016, 07:31:25 PM

anti fungal spray you gross fuck?

This!!!

ritch · « **Reply #47 on:** February 05, 2016, 10:54:54 PM »

Quote from: judochoke on February 05, 2016, 01:15:43 PM

you don't understand. i use soap. baby wipes, lotion, fancy smelling creams. nothing works. my nuts just stink.

You should get one of those shower poofs. The liquid gels smell real good like Irish Spring. The poofs lather up real good and just rub your bass, taint and ass real, you will come out much cleaner.

Your beautiful smelling balls will thank me later!

funk51 · « **Reply #48 on:** February 06, 2016, 07:15:17 AM »

Quote from: Never1AShow on February 05, 2016, 06:36:53 PM

HOW ARE YOU SMELLING YOUR OWN BALLS, YOGA?

exactly must to been when he was BJ-ing himself...

falco · « **Reply #49 on:** February 16, 2016, 06:28:46 AM »

Quote from: judochoke on February 04, 2016, 09:46:02 AM

I'm almost 59 years old. but my balls smell like death. when i was younger, nothing on my body stinked, nothing. my balls smelled like roses. but now, as i get closer to get big heaven, my fucking balls stink
i use lotion, powder, new chonies, good diet, lots of water. they still stink like a rotten corpse. (my father had a certain funk around him, can't explain it, but he had it.) now it seems like i have it too. only on my nut sack.

is there any help for my stinky balls???

Try going to public swimming pools. They will start smelling like cloride.