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Your Not Lifting Unless Your Lifting for GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« on: March 18, 2006, 09:24:14 PM »
I see so many bro's come into where I work out full of attitude and cockiness and they forget the real reason why we all started lifting. I'm talking about GOD, the big man, the creator. All things are possible through GOD. If I knew anything about the Bible I could quote something but seriously we need to focus on what bodybuilding is really about. You can want to look good and maybe pull some girls but when you line up for some deep squats (maybe 225x10?) your going to need a guy like God to back you up incase you crush yourself.

Who's with me on this?
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Re: Your Not Lifting Unless Your Lifting for GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #1 on: March 18, 2006, 09:25:13 PM »
put those words in a blender and add some slurring and you just wrote Ronnie's speech after winning the O.
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Re: Your Not Lifting Unless Your Lifting for GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #2 on: March 18, 2006, 09:25:36 PM »
Have you rinsed your bible?
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Re: Your Not Lifting Unless Your Lifting for GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #3 on: March 18, 2006, 09:29:05 PM »
BSB is certifiably insane
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Re: Your Not Lifting Unless Your Lifting for GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #4 on: March 18, 2006, 09:32:32 PM »
Quote from: Havenbull on March 18, 2006, 09:29:05 PM
BSB is certifiably insane
gotta agree with you on this one
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Re: Your Not Lifting Unless Your Lifting for GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #5 on: March 18, 2006, 09:32:59 PM »
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Re: Your Not Lifting Unless Your Lifting for GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #6 on: March 18, 2006, 09:35:01 PM »
I mix my creatine in holy water. 



It is the only way.
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Re: Your Not Lifting Unless Your Lifting for GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #7 on: March 18, 2006, 09:38:14 PM »
Quote from: BroadStreetBruiser on March 18, 2006, 09:34:44 PM
You guys are just being selfish. I know good God fearing bro's like Royalty and pro's like Mark Dugdale know that w/o God your not worth anything.

Yep, and neither is anyone else!
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Re: Your Not Lifting Unless Your Lifting for GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #8 on: March 18, 2006, 09:42:21 PM »
BSB's on his fourth pitcher of beer right about now, huh?
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Re: Your Not Lifting Unless Your Lifting for GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #9 on: March 18, 2006, 09:45:40 PM »
Quote from: BroadStreetBruiser on March 18, 2006, 09:40:15 PM
Instenseone. Your going to die soon from old age and chronic sinning. Repent now and squat for God and you might save your soul.....GOD HATES PARTIAL REPS!

Don't do partial reps, my sinning isn't chronic, but we all die as sinners!
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Re: Your Not Lifting Unless Your Lifting for GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #10 on: March 18, 2006, 09:49:52 PM »
I lift for Budda.
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« Reply #11 on: March 18, 2006, 09:53:24 PM »
Quote from: BroadStreetBruiser on March 18, 2006, 09:51:02 PM
I will pray for you when I'm doing my bi-weekly box squats

Box squats are great. I have some of my athletes do them!
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Re: Your Not Lifting Unless Your Lifting for GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #12 on: March 18, 2006, 10:21:41 PM »
Apparantly "God" doesn't believe exercise is very important...

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For bodily exercise profiteth little: but godliness is profitable unto all things, having promise of the life that now is, and of that which is to come. --1 timothy 4:8


It's funny to me how bodybuilders who are so ignorant of the Bible don't even realize it says that Bodily exercise isn't important and yet they make their LIVING based off of exercising and building muscle mass. Coleman,Dugdale,Cook,Haney..Numerous others.
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Re: Your Not Lifting Unless Your Lifting for GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #13 on: March 18, 2006, 10:26:26 PM »
Quote from: Johnny Apollo on March 18, 2006, 10:21:41 PM
Apparantly "God" doesn't believe exercise is very important...


It's funny to me how bodybuilders who are so ignorant of the Bible don't even realize it says that Bodily exercise isn't important and yet they make their LIVING based off of exercising and building muscle mass. Coleman,Dugdale,Cook,Haney..Numerous others.
I lift for Budda and in my next lifetime i am going to be a Pittbull and rip you to shreds.
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Re: Your Not Lifting Unless Your Lifting for GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #14 on: March 18, 2006, 10:28:27 PM »
What's the name of those  Christians that break boards for Jesus?
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Re: Your Not Lifting Unless Your Lifting for GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #15 on: March 18, 2006, 10:31:15 PM »
Quote from: Oliver Klaushof on March 18, 2006, 10:28:27 PM
What's the name of those  Christians that break boards for Jesus?
LumberJacks
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Re: Your Not Lifting Unless Your Lifting for GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #16 on: March 18, 2006, 10:34:36 PM »
I started lifting because of.... God. Yeah, that's it. God.
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Re: Your Not Lifting Unless Your Lifting for GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #17 on: March 18, 2006, 10:38:52 PM »
I detect innerage BSB and go back to yourold job as a Fluffer. ;D have a nice day.
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Re: Your Not Lifting Unless Your Lifting for GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #18 on: March 18, 2006, 10:39:21 PM »
God is Santa claus for Adults.
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Re: Your Not Lifting Unless Your Lifting for GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #19 on: March 18, 2006, 10:40:18 PM »
Quote from: Johnny Apollo on March 18, 2006, 10:39:21 PM
God is Santa claus for Adults.

Actually, he's the adult version of an "imaginary friend".
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Re: Your Not Lifting Unless Your Lifting for GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #20 on: March 18, 2006, 10:43:00 PM »
Quote from: BroadStreetBruiser on March 18, 2006, 10:42:16 PM
GOD IS MY COPILOT

dude, you're about to fly into the side of a mountain!  :o
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Re: Your Not Lifting Unless Your Lifting for GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #21 on: March 18, 2006, 10:45:20 PM »
Quote from: G o a t b o y on March 18, 2006, 10:43:00 PM
dude, you're about to fly into the side of a mountain!  :o


HAHAHA!
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Re: Your Not Lifting Unless Your Lifting for GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #22 on: March 18, 2006, 10:49:25 PM »
Quote from: BroadStreetBruiser on March 18, 2006, 10:46:25 PM
I'm flying high dudes. I love life and I love rock n roll!

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The Serotonin System and Spiritual Experiences.

Borg, Jacqueline et tal. "The Serotonin System and Spiritual Experiences." American Journal of Psychiatry 160:11 (2003): 1965-1968.


Being a Christian is comparable neurologically to being on Crack 24/7!

No wonder you're "flying high"!
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Re: Your Not Lifting Unless Your Lifting for GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #23 on: March 18, 2006, 10:51:34 PM »
Quote from: G o a t b o y on March 18, 2006, 10:43:00 PM
dude, you're about to fly into the side of a mountain!  :o
And i am going to cut it down with the edge of my hand.
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Re: Your Not Lifting Unless Your Lifting for GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #24 on: March 18, 2006, 10:53:19 PM »
Quote from: BroadStreetBruiser on March 18, 2006, 10:50:25 PM
Johnny Apollo, I'm willing to bet the good lord wouldn't mind...



But the bigger question is, would Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy mind?
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