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The ultimate puss... cock pulling physique
« on: February 08, 2016, 04:49:45 AM »
Jizzo would suck him dry

Bloated midgets look ridiculous in comparison, it's hilarious.



6'7 and full head of hair, be careful - may be a suicidal thoughts inducing material for some. God bless my parents I'm tall (at least).



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Re: The ultimate puss... cock pulling physique
« Reply #1 on: February 08, 2016, 04:57:00 AM »
Strike one: having more hair than a woman is not attractive.  Think Caitlyn Jenner.

Strike two: being tall is fine, but 6'7" is too tall.  From cars to clothes, finding things that fit comfortably is not convenient and your other half won't like shopping for you.

Strike three: shirtless in public for no apparent reason suggests vanity; pants with no pockets suggests no money. No woman (or man for that matter) is going to find a vain, broke physique interesting for more than a few seconds.

Three strikes = fail. :-X

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Re: The ultimate puss... cock pulling physique
« Reply #2 on: February 08, 2016, 04:57:23 AM »
Even taller than Marty Falcone?

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Re: The ultimate puss... cock pulling physique
« Reply #3 on: February 08, 2016, 05:01:16 AM »
Strike one: having more hair than a woman is not attractive.  Think Caitlyn Jenner.

Strike two: being tall is fine, but 6'7" is too tall.  From cars to clothes, finding things that fit comfortably is not convenient and your other half won't like shopping for you.

Strike three: shirtless in public for no apparent reason suggests vanity; pants with no pockets suggests no money. No woman (or man for that matter) is going to find a vain, broke physique interesting for more than a few seconds.

Three strikes = fail. :-X

Yet..................1.8 million followers and tens of thousands females and males going crazy in comments.

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Re: The ultimate puss... cock pulling physique
« Reply #4 on: February 08, 2016, 05:05:52 AM »
Yet..................1.8 million followers and tens of thousands females and males going crazy in comments.
6'7=shorter life span. So he may curse his parents later on.

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Re: The ultimate puss... cock pulling physique
« Reply #5 on: February 08, 2016, 05:10:00 AM »
Bad knees of peace
his personal hell
Fabio wannabe asswipe
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Re: The ultimate puss... cock pulling physique
« Reply #6 on: February 08, 2016, 05:10:29 AM »
6'7=shorter life span. So he may curse his parents later on.

Difficult to curse when you're dead. I'm sure he'll fuck more whores in his short life tham most getbigger combined (well except Goodrum and Shizzo. They won't fuck any, because both fat homosexuals).

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Re: The ultimate puss... cock pulling physique
« Reply #7 on: February 08, 2016, 05:12:01 AM »
Yet..................1.8 million followers and tens of thousands females and males going crazy in comments.

You can find silly cat videos on youtube with similar counts.  Unless his "views" have dollars attached to them, don't count on him to pay the mortgage or fund junior's college fund. ::)

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Re: The ultimate puss... cock pulling physique
« Reply #8 on: February 08, 2016, 05:12:41 AM »
Dude hit the genetic jackpot for sure.
If I was given a choice to look like anyone in the world, this guy would be pretty high on my list. Nothing beats being tall, jacked and handsome regardless of what anyone says.
Someone similar like Mark Jindrak would be my other choice.

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Re: The ultimate puss... cock pulling physique
« Reply #9 on: February 08, 2016, 05:18:24 AM »
Strike three: shirtless in public for no apparent reason suggests vanity; pants with no pockets suggests no money. No woman (or man for that matter) is going to find a vain, broke physique interesting for more than a few seconds.

He does have pockets there though Gay Bay

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Re: The ultimate puss... cock pulling physique
« Reply #10 on: February 08, 2016, 05:19:16 AM »
Dude hit the genetic jackpot for sure.
If I was given a choice to look like anyone in the world, this guy would be pretty high on my list. Nothing beats being tall, jacked and handsome regardless of what anyone says.
Someone similar like Mark Jindrak would be my other choice.

Everyone can say say whatever they want, but in reality, in front of this fella - noone could deny his superiority, I'm tall, but probably would feel like a dwarf hobbit next to him.

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Re: The ultimate puss... cock pulling physique
« Reply #11 on: February 08, 2016, 05:19:52 AM »
Dude hit the genetic jackpot for sure.
If I was given a choice to look like anyone in the world, this guy would be pretty high on my list. Nothing beats being tall, jacked and handsome regardless of what anyone says.
Someone similar like Richard Sandrak would be my other choice.

Or Method101.

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Re: The ultimate puss... cock pulling physique
« Reply #12 on: February 08, 2016, 05:23:24 AM »
Jizzo would suck him dry

Bloated midgets look ridiculous in comparison, it's hilarious.



6'7 and full head of hair, be careful - may be a suicidal thoughts inducing material for some. God bless my parents I'm tall (at least).



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Re: The ultimate puss... cock pulling physique
« Reply #13 on: February 08, 2016, 05:30:30 AM »
Just outed, just outed...

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Re: The ultimate puss... cock pulling physique
« Reply #14 on: February 08, 2016, 05:33:54 AM »
id be temted 2 trow da fist first  >:(
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Re: The ultimate puss... cock pulling physique
« Reply #15 on: February 08, 2016, 05:37:02 AM »
I'm tall, but probably would feel like a dwarf hobbit next to him.

I wouldn't.

I'd probably think "man, that dude's tall".

The rest of my day would be unaffected.
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Re: The ultimate puss... cock pulling physique
« Reply #16 on: February 08, 2016, 05:41:08 AM »
He does have pockets there though Gay Bay

Bay no likey and you can't change his mind.  :D

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Re: The ultimate puss... cock pulling physique
« Reply #17 on: February 08, 2016, 05:48:56 AM »
yes the ultimate CUCK pulling machine! no women will want this..
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Re: The ultimate puss... cock pulling physique
« Reply #18 on: February 08, 2016, 05:55:58 AM »
Dude hit the genetic jackpot for sure.
If I was given a choice to look like anyone in the world, this guy would be pretty high on my list. Nothing beats being tall, jacked and handsome regardless of what anyone says.
Someone similar like Mark Jindrak would be my other choice.
outed as wrestling fan... course it takes one to know one.. ;D
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Re: The ultimate puss... cock pulling physique
« Reply #19 on: February 08, 2016, 05:58:24 AM »
Bay no likey and you can't change his mind.  :D

True! Bad Creditrating and all....  ;D

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Re: The ultimate puss... cock pulling physique
« Reply #20 on: February 08, 2016, 06:02:32 AM »
wilt c 7 ft 1 and over 20 k women sucked him dry... lived to be 63.
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Re: The ultimate puss... cock pulling physique
« Reply #21 on: February 08, 2016, 06:03:35 AM »
wilt c 7 ft 1 and over 20 k women sucked him dry... lived to be 63.
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: The ultimate puss... cock pulling physique
« Reply #22 on: February 08, 2016, 06:04:57 AM »
a thread with "cock pulling" in the title".. I expected something different..... so far this thread has been an epic fail
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Re: The ultimate puss... cock pulling physique
« Reply #23 on: February 08, 2016, 06:33:10 AM »
I'll never be jealous of someone who sports a man bun.

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Re: The ultimate puss... cock pulling physique
« Reply #24 on: February 08, 2016, 06:37:53 AM »
I'm sure that he's a supporting Mensa member  ::) Abs need work  ::)

Would hit, no homo.