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A GetBigger Goes To Wendy's
« on: February 09, 2016, 05:38:27 AM »
Man arrested for allegedly throwing gator into Wendy's drive-thru

Have you ever seen a flying alligator?

A worker at a Wendy's drive-thru did when a customer allegedly threw a 3-and-a-half-foot alligator into the window at restaurant in Florida, according to an incident report, WPTV reported.

Joshua James, 23, of Jupiter, allegedly pulled up to the drive-thru window for his order, got a drink from the employee, and then threw the alligator into the restaurant, the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission told the station.

James is charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, illegally killing, possessing or capturing an alligator, and second-degree larceny petit theft, according to the Palm Beach Sheriff’s Office.

The incident occurred at a restaurant east of Loxahatchee, Fla., in October, but James was arrested by U.S. Marshals this week, WPTV reported.



The parents of a 24-year-old Jupiter man are speaking about the arrest of their son after he was accused of tossing an alligator through the window of a fast-food restaurant.

“It was just a stupid prank that he did that's now turning into this.  He's a prankster.  He does stuff like this because he thinks it's funny,” said mother Linda James.

Ed and Linda James said their son is harmless, but he's sitting in jail facing serious charges.

The charge against him is assault with a deadly weapon with intent to do less than murder.

“I don't even get that. I don't get it,” said Linda James referring to the charge.

The suspect’s parents said they are still waiting to get the details from their son directly, but they said he knew one of the employees working at this Wendy's.

“It was somebody at Wendy's that they were pranking,” said Linda James.

“Do you think the people at Wendy's thought it was a prank?” asked WPTV reporter Jared Werksma.

“Well, I mean, how could you not think something like that was a prank,” said Linda James.

Wendy's has not released comment any comment on the incident.

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Re: A GetBigger Goes To Wendy's
« Reply #1 on: February 09, 2016, 05:43:13 AM »
Some mothers do have them.  And speaking of Mothers, she sounds like a complete fuckwit !!!
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Re: A GetBigger Goes To Wendy's
« Reply #2 on: February 09, 2016, 05:57:01 AM »
Lily white 'dindonuffin'.

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Re: A GetBigger Goes To Wendy's
« Reply #3 on: February 09, 2016, 06:05:41 AM »
Kid just looks like a dip shit

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Re: A GetBigger Goes To Wendy's
« Reply #4 on: February 09, 2016, 06:11:51 AM »
his mom is nice rednek hore
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Re: A GetBigger Goes To Wendy's
« Reply #5 on: February 09, 2016, 06:19:38 AM »
his mom is nice rednek hore



she got her innards tickled a few too many times
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Re: A GetBigger Goes To Wendy's
« Reply #6 on: February 09, 2016, 06:27:56 AM »
Fucking Florida!

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Re: A GetBigger Goes To Wendy's
« Reply #7 on: February 09, 2016, 06:49:09 AM »
It's goddamn hilarious and the prosecutor is an ass.

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Re: A GetBigger Goes To Wendy's
« Reply #8 on: February 09, 2016, 06:53:11 AM »
Completely stupid but a hell lot of funny nonetheless.
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Re: A GetBigger Goes To Wendy's
« Reply #9 on: February 09, 2016, 06:53:27 AM »
he doesn't post here

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Re: A GetBigger Goes To Wendy's
« Reply #10 on: February 09, 2016, 06:56:35 AM »
I don't think he was doing it to try and intentional harm or murder someone. He seems like a dope.

Nonetheless, someone could have been hurt. With that in mind, looks like his prank may become a bigger issue than he expected.
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« Reply #11 on: February 09, 2016, 07:09:24 AM »
It's goddamn hilarious and the prosecutor is an ass.
You can pull pranks on those who you know well and who you know won't be bothered by your sense of humor, no matter how deranged it may be.  You don't play stupid pranks like this on people you don't know and think it will be OK unless you are borderline retarded, which the kid looks like he is.  Personally, I don't play pranks as it is too easy to cross the line and get people off side.  I prefer verbal jousting and a battle of wits over trying to hurt or humiliate others with poorly thought out pranks.
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Re: A GetBigger Goes To Wendy's
« Reply #12 on: February 09, 2016, 07:16:11 AM »
"Florida man"

Florida is the epicenter of stupidity in North America. If you were to cleanse it with nuclear fire, the median IQ in the USA would go up 25 points.

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Re: A GetBigger Goes To Wendy's
« Reply #13 on: February 09, 2016, 07:47:36 AM »
"Florida man"

Florida is the epicenter of stupidity in North America. If you were to cleanse it with nuclear fire, the median IQ in the USA would go up 25 points.

Throw Georgia, Alabama, Mississippi, and Louisana in there as well please!  :D
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« Reply #14 on: February 09, 2016, 07:51:14 AM »
Throw Georgia, Alabama, Mississippi, and Louisana in there as well please!  :D

I've lived in several of those states and I can tell you that none of them come close to FL. Even Mississippi, a state my father refers to as "the place that God will insert the earth's enema tube".

Florida stands alone at the top.

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« Reply #15 on: February 09, 2016, 07:53:17 AM »

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« Reply #16 on: February 09, 2016, 08:12:34 AM »
I've lived in several of those states and I can tell you that none of them come close to FL. Even Mississippi, a state my father refers to as "the place that God will insert the earth's enema tube".

Florida stands alone at the top.

Florida, Alabama, and Mississippi made the top 10 dumbest states:

46: Florida
47: Alabama
48: Mississippi
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Re: A GetBigger Goes To Wendy's
« Reply #17 on: February 09, 2016, 08:14:37 AM »
I've lived in several of those states and I can tell you that none of them come close to FL. Even Mississippi, a state my father refers to as "the place that God will insert the earth's enema tube".

Florida stands alone at the top.

I still SMH when i see people walking into 7-11 with no shirt or shoes

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« Reply #18 on: February 09, 2016, 10:36:28 AM »
"Florida man"

Florida is the epicenter of stupidity in North America. If you were to cleanse it with nuclear fire, the median IQ in the USA would go up 25 points.

This ^^^

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Re: A GetBigger Goes To Wendy's
« Reply #19 on: February 09, 2016, 10:57:36 AM »
Man arrested for allegedly throwing gator into Wendy's drive-thru

Have you ever seen a flying alligator?

A worker at a Wendy's drive-thru did when a customer allegedly threw a 3-and-a-half-foot alligator into the window at restaurant in Florida, according to an incident report, WPTV reported.

Joshua James, 23, of Jupiter, allegedly pulled up to the drive-thru window for his order, got a drink from the employee, and then threw the alligator into the restaurant, the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission told the station.

James is charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, illegally killing, possessing or capturing an alligator, and second-degree larceny petit theft, according to the Palm Beach Sheriff’s Office.

The incident occurred at a restaurant east of Loxahatchee, Fla., in October, but James was arrested by U.S. Marshals this week, WPTV reported.



The parents of a 24-year-old Jupiter man are speaking about the arrest of their son after he was accused of tossing an alligator through the window of a fast-food restaurant.

“It was just a stupid prank that he did that's now turning into this.  He's a prankster.  He does stuff like this because he thinks it's funny,” said mother Linda James.

Ed and Linda James said their son is harmless, but he's sitting in jail facing serious charges.

The charge against him is assault with a deadly weapon with intent to do less than murder.

“I don't even get that. I don't get it,” said Linda James referring to the charge.

The suspect’s parents said they are still waiting to get the details from their son directly, but they said he knew one of the employees working at this Wendy's.

“It was somebody at Wendy's that they were pranking,” said Linda James.

“Do you think the people at Wendy's thought it was a prank?” asked WPTV reporter Jared Werksma.

“Well, I mean, how could you not think something like that was a prank,” said Linda James.

Wendy's has not released comment any comment on the incident.


he was just reenacting the lattimer scene in any given sunday when lattimer throws the gator in the shower to separate the men from the boys.
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Re: A GetBigger Goes To Wendy's
« Reply #20 on: February 09, 2016, 09:36:37 PM »
Illegally killing? so was it dead and if so how is  this a deadly weapon?

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Re: A GetBigger Goes To Wendy's
« Reply #21 on: February 10, 2016, 05:17:37 AM »
Eli must be really upset his brother tied him with Superbowl wins.

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Re: A GetBigger Goes To Wendy's
« Reply #23 on: February 10, 2016, 06:30:11 AM »
Give the man credit for his wit and originality. It takes a special sort of genius to capture an alligator, keep it in your front seat, and make a perfect toss through the drive-thru window. If this was a black man, he'd be invited to the NFL combine for his great arm, game IQ and high wonderlic test scores.

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Re: A GetBigger Goes To Wendy's
« Reply #24 on: February 10, 2016, 08:46:10 AM »
Eli must be really upset his brother tied him with Superbowl wins.
Haha, that was exactly the person I thought of when I saw that face.