Michigan bans oral/anal sex

[Tapeworm]

Is this legislation penis specific or does it extend to fingers as well?  Can I still give her the bowling ball treatment?  But that's my move, Your Honor!

[Coffeed]

Well it doesn't surprise me some slick politician tried to slip this in the back door.

Pig.

[ritch]

Ironic to make butt sex illegal to send them to a place that will end up with them dong or receiving more of it.

Also wonder how much it cost to pass those bills, stupid assholes, needs a good bullet in the head to sort him out whoever the fuck passed this.

[The Abdominal Snoman]

Enjoy your modern totalitarian state.

It will be the extreme left that brings it back around to a totalitarian state. Careful what you wish for people.

[Tapeworm]

That and your sister's ass.  Which is now off limits.  'Officially.'

[Skylge]

Is oral or anal legal in North Korea?

Didn't know Michigan was such a retarded state. Mentally still in the 18th century.

[el numero uno]

Michigan bans oral/anal sex

[Pray_4_War]

I can't even get sucked up a little?

Scratching Michigan off my vacation plan.

[Kim Jong Bob]

Its also constitutional....Right to privacy.  The police shouldn't have to right to barge in for example and tell Shizzo to stop sucking dicks....they should simply walk away and allow Shizzo to continue sucking that dick because that America and Shizzo has every right to suck a dick and post about sucking dick on Getbig.

haha yes shizzo the dick sucking otter

[mazrim]

What if one of her exes banged your GF in the ass and right now she's fantasizing about that. Do you just let her keep fantasizing or look for an opportunity to cheat on you with some guy who will fill her backdoor?

One, I would tell her that guy was gay since there is no explanation for a guy wanting to stick his penis in that hole unless he is fantasizing about another male.
Two, if she liked it I would question if she was going to try and get a sex change because only gay guys like taking it up the butt.

Luckily, I'm married and it has never crossed her mind or mine except with disgust.

[HTexan]

Its also constitutional....Right to privacy.  The police shouldn't have to right to barge in for example and tell Shizzo to stop sucking dicks....they should simply walk away and allow Shizzo to continue sucking that dick because that America and Shizzo has every right to suck a dick and post about sucking dick on Getbig.

a flaming bottom bitch saying a straight-ish man suck dicks. ironic.

[Meaningless]

I really hope Ontario/Canada never pulls this shit. I don't even know how they'd enforce it! I mean, if they catch people doing it in public, there are already laws against public sex acts, so this would fall under those. This would only apply to people having butt sex or oral sex in the privacy of their home.

Not a chance. Canada is the most liberal country in the world.

[SquidVicious]

One, I would tell her that guy was gay since there is no explanation for a guy wanting to stick his penis in that hole unless he is fantasizing about another male.
Two, if she liked it I would question if she was going to try and get a sex change because only gay guys like taking it up the butt.

Luckily, I'm married and it has never crossed her mind or mine except with disgust.

Spoken like a closet phaggot who thinks sticking his dick in a girl's mouth is the same as sticking it in a guy's mouth!

[OB1]

Even if they will ban it...
it won't stop LOL