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Happy Valentine's Day
« on: February 13, 2016, 10:56:15 PM »
Valentine's Day is one of the stupidest so-called holidays there is. But our wife's and girlfriends take it VERY seriously. Don't forget about it because if you do, they will never forget that you forgot. Good gift ideas if you need one:
*No matter what, get her a card. Such a waste of money but most women keep them forever.
*Spa retreat, the works
*Flowers always works
*An overnight at a Bed and Breakfast
*Remote start- women love this, especially this time of year.
*Dinner at a local romantic establishment. Check Yelp for suggestions.
*His and hers pedicures
*Do not buy that cheap ass heart shaped candy boxes, it shows zero thought and zero effort.
*If she is on the kinky side, a new vibrator.
*A hand written poem. Google love poems and steal little pieces from several to make an original.
*Lee Priest Blonde Myth VHS
*Pandora charms
*Surprise her with breakfast in bed.

Last but not least, buy an extra Valentines Day card. Hide it for about 6 months. Then take it out and write in it "With you, every day is Valentines Day" and give it to her. It will show you thought ahead and saved this. I promise you it will get you laid with oral.
Hope this helps!  :-*

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Re: Happy Valentine's Day
« Reply #1 on: February 14, 2016, 06:08:34 AM »
Never in my life bought wor lass or any other lass owt for Valentine's Day and never will

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Re: Happy Valentine's Day
« Reply #2 on: February 14, 2016, 06:11:41 AM »
I bought my wife a nice Canada Goose coat she liked. It's good that it's fucking -12 degrees here.

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Re: Happy Valentine's Day
« Reply #3 on: February 14, 2016, 06:14:34 AM »
Never in my life bought wor lass or any other lass owt for Valentine's Day and never will

 :D For some reason what you said above reminded me of this Getbigger:

http://viz.co.uk/category/cartoons/strip-cartoons/sid-the-sexist/
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Re: Happy Valentine's Day
« Reply #4 on: February 14, 2016, 06:16:33 AM »
A nice gift:

"Troop through the jungle with your fellow Ninja's... looking out for any new alliances to be made, but beware... with new alliances comes new enemies! Keep your Ninjago Kai clock close to you at all times, he will help protect you"

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Re: Happy Valentine's Day
« Reply #5 on: February 14, 2016, 07:17:41 AM »
A nice gift:

"Troop through the jungle with your fellow Ninja's... looking out for any new alliances to be made, but beware... with new alliances comes new enemies! Keep your Ninjago Kai clock close to you at all times, he will help protect you"

Bwahaha I can just picture a girls face unwrapping that.

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Re: Happy Valentine's Day
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Re: Happy Valentine's Day
« Reply #7 on: February 14, 2016, 08:02:08 AM »
Ya it's a big event for women, the media has brainwashed them. I just take my girlfriend out to dinner and get her a card, that's it. But she spends the whole day getting a massage, buying chocolates, clothes, makeup, etc., good thing I don't have to pay for that shit.

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Re: Happy Valentine's Day
« Reply #8 on: February 14, 2016, 09:12:20 AM »
Happy Valentine's indeed!

I came 5 times from 11pm last night until now. Got a nice BJ from her right before she left too!

Gonna burn another down and sleep a while.
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Re: Happy Valentine's Day
« Reply #9 on: February 14, 2016, 09:21:05 AM »
It's too bad, I suppose, but the truth is, I've come to a point in my life when I couldn't give two shits about stupid, sappy-ass crap like "Valentine's Day" (oh brother  ::) ). Good thing, too: I don't have a girlfriend/wife. But if I did, I probably wouldn't last for long. My Romance Factor is essentially non-existent. There was a time, decades ago, when I was a total goofball with all the little gifts and shit (man, the dough I wasted), but that ship's sailed.

I just don't give a fuck about attempting to please some dizzy broad.

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Re: Happy Valentine's Day
« Reply #10 on: February 14, 2016, 09:36:42 AM »
But our wife's and girlfriends take it VERY seriously.

Fire her

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Re: Happy Valentine's Day
« Reply #11 on: February 14, 2016, 09:42:35 AM »
Fire her

Which one? My wife or my girlfriend?

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Re: Happy Valentine's Day
« Reply #12 on: February 14, 2016, 09:46:39 AM »
Which one? My wife or my girlfriend?

Mea culpa, I was reading something like 'my wife and her girlfriends'.
Errr... keep the one with the best body

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Re: Happy Valentine's Day
« Reply #13 on: February 14, 2016, 10:11:14 AM »
I've dated some hot chicks and early feb I break up with them to never deal with this shit.

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Re: Happy Valentine's Day
« Reply #14 on: February 14, 2016, 01:29:32 PM »
I've dated some hot chicks and early feb I break up with them to never deal with this shit.

I dig the concept. I live along similar ways and don't mind being dumped or dumping them right before xmas time.
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Re: Happy Valentine's Day
« Reply #15 on: February 14, 2016, 02:00:22 PM »
Yea... I'm not a fan of this "holiday".

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Re: Happy Valentine's Day
« Reply #16 on: February 14, 2016, 02:02:16 PM »

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Re: Happy Valentine's Day
« Reply #17 on: February 14, 2016, 02:32:27 PM »
Yea... I'm not a fan of this "holiday".

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You know the people of Hallmark love the hell out of it.

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Re: Happy Valentine's Day
« Reply #18 on: February 14, 2016, 02:34:50 PM »
Happy Valentine's indeed!

I came 5 times from 11pm last night until now. Got a nice BJ from her right before she left too!

Gonna burn another down and sleep a while.
My man!   :D

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Re: Happy Valentine's Day
« Reply #19 on: February 14, 2016, 02:36:46 PM »
I break up with my woman every Feb. 13th. We get back together on the 15th.

No gifts bought and wallet stays happy.

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Re: Happy Valentine's Day
« Reply #20 on: February 14, 2016, 02:45:01 PM »
My man!   :D

I can't remember the last 5x I had  :-\

These days, if I did a 5x, the last two would be white smoke.

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Re: Happy Valentine's Day
« Reply #21 on: February 14, 2016, 02:53:15 PM »
My man!   :D

And I got another who wants to see me tonight, lol! Even with the help of a dicktab, not sure I can pull this off properly. Had she not blown me before leaving, I'd feel more up to it, but I sure as hell am not complaining about anything, lol!!!

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Re: Happy Valentine's Day
« Reply #22 on: February 15, 2016, 04:17:34 AM »
Had great dinner (I made), great dessert (she made), and great sex (hand-made).
what's not to like? If all it takes is flowers and a card, I'll take it.
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Re: Happy Valentine's Day
« Reply #23 on: February 15, 2016, 11:15:25 AM »
His and her pedicures?  You lost me on that one. You actually go to a beauty parlor or woman's nail salon and ask for a pedicure? 

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Re: Happy Valentine's Day
« Reply #24 on: February 15, 2016, 11:19:40 AM »
Happy Valentine's indeed!

I came 5 times from 11pm last night until now. Got a nice BJ from her right before she left too!

Gonna burn another down and sleep a while.

Hi Joon!