BREAKING NEWS: Cruz/Rubio Reach Agreement for 2016 Ticket In Order To Oust Trump

[240 is Back]

 

Just kidding.  It'd be cool though, am I right?  Rubio agrees to the veep slot, and their voters unite behind Cruz.  Trump is suddenly outvoted by the "grownup" slice of the party, once they reveal they'll offer Jeb the Secretary of State job on Jan 21st, 2017.

but.... I guess egos stand in the way of this, huh?

[Dos Equis]

None of these fake headlines are funny. 

[240 is Back]

None of these fake headlines are funny. 

your 5-year endorsement of Rubio hasn't been funny either, but we all kinda tolerate it.

[Dos Equis]

your 5-year endorsement of Rubio hasn't been funny either, but we all kinda tolerate it.

You're not even remotely funny.  Troll. 

[Las Vegas]

I could see a deal making it Bush-Rubio, which seems crazy since Rubio polls higher than Bush.

[TuHolmes]

None of these fake headlines are funny. 

I hate to agree with you, but in this instance, I must.

[240 is Back]

I could see a deal making it Bush-Rubio, which seems crazy since Rubio polls higher than Bush.

but let's be honest... if we were on the edge of WWIII, or a massive collapse... wouldn't you rather have the Bush brain trust running shit?   No offense to the "well spoken" rubio, but he couldn't go 4 minutes without repeating rehearsed words.  He's not the thinker we were led to believe.  And when your brother and father were both presidents, the resources you have at your disposal are massive.

If the country is on the line, sorry, but I'm trusting Jeb over Rubio.