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Do you ever use some Getbig skills in real life?
« on: February 24, 2016, 11:37:54 AM »
I actually used some of my detective skills for work today
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Re: Do you ever use some Getbig skills in real life?
« Reply #1 on: February 24, 2016, 11:43:06 AM »
I usually tell most folks I randomly meet that they resemble a bag of smashed assholes !  :D
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Re: Do you ever use some Getbig skills in real life?
« Reply #2 on: February 24, 2016, 11:51:50 AM »
Quote from: wes on February 24, 2016, 11:43:06 AM
I usually tell most folks I randomly meet that they resemble a bag of smashed assholes !  :D

Hahahaha!
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Re: Do you ever use some Getbig skills in real life?
« Reply #3 on: February 24, 2016, 12:29:42 PM »
Despite multiple attempts: There hasn't been a real life situation improved by calling someone a "tiny tit" or "gay homo".

I will keep trying, though. What's life without faith?
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Re: Do you ever use some Getbig skills in real life?
« Reply #4 on: February 24, 2016, 12:35:16 PM »
I don't get to judge many oiled up men in their underwear in reality sadly
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Re: Do you ever use some Getbig skills in real life?
« Reply #5 on: February 24, 2016, 12:49:40 PM »
Today I was walking down the mall (I guess it's a mall) and some bald, very frail looking and extremely gay looking dude who was carrying books stopped me and asked me in my native tongue "do you speak finnish". I didn't even see the dude until he approached me from the side, but when I saw him I politely answered him back "badly", he then giggled "badly?" and I said "no homo", and I continued my way.


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Re: Do you ever use some Getbig skills in real life?
« Reply #6 on: February 24, 2016, 12:54:54 PM »
I was playing online poker the other day, and I asked a black man at my table if he was a hebrew. He replied: "hebrew???"
. I then replied: "the original hebrews were black"

he didn't reply after that  :D
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Re: Do you ever use some Getbig skills in real life?
« Reply #7 on: February 24, 2016, 12:55:38 PM »
Quote from: FitnessFrenzy on February 24, 2016, 12:54:54 PM
I was playing online poker the other day, and I asked a black man at my table if he was a hebrew. He replied: "hebrew???"
. I then replied: "the original hebrews were black"

he didn't reply after that  :D

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Re: Do you ever use some Getbig skills in real life?
« Reply #8 on: February 24, 2016, 01:58:04 PM »
Quote from: FitnessFrenzy on February 24, 2016, 12:54:54 PM
I was playing online poker the other day, and I asked a black man at my table if he was a hebrew. He replied: "hebrew???"
. I then replied: "the original hebrews were black"

he didn't reply after that  :D

Hahaha
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Re: Do you ever use some Getbig skills in real life?
« Reply #9 on: February 24, 2016, 02:00:25 PM »
I was at the mall taking a piss this last weekend and I felt the guy at the urinal next to me staring at my junk. I yelled "No Homo!"
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Re: Do you ever use some Getbig skills in real life?
« Reply #10 on: February 24, 2016, 02:07:10 PM »
To be honest, I often roll my eyes like this  ::) and  say "oh brother" whenever someone is attention wh0ring.
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Re: Do you ever use some Getbig skills in real life?
« Reply #11 on: February 24, 2016, 02:24:54 PM »
Quote from: B_B_C on February 24, 2016, 11:56:17 AM
ah so you were the schmoo looking at and talking about other peoples arses through your own
Try harder...you`ll get better at this over time.
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Re: Do you ever use some Getbig skills in real life?
« Reply #12 on: February 24, 2016, 02:43:58 PM »
everytime I see something on the news/tv I think of one of 6 things...

1- Guess the race?

2- Religion of Peace

3- It's a trap!

4- BMC Approved

5- 2, 1, 4. 3

6- That person deserves blue stars
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Re: Do you ever use some Getbig skills in real life?
« Reply #13 on: February 24, 2016, 02:50:36 PM »
Getbig-fu?  Absolutely! Here, and there, like a ninja. Never being a dick, but taking the wind out of many blowhard sails.  


/then, i go home and feel much shame
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Re: Do you ever use some Getbig skills in real life?
« Reply #14 on: February 24, 2016, 03:59:22 PM »
Quote from: FitnessFrenzy on February 24, 2016, 12:54:54 PM
I was playing online poker the other day, and I asked a black man at my table if he was a hebrew. He replied: "hebrew???"
. I then replied: "the original hebrews were black"

he didn't reply after that  :D

funny shit!
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Re: Do you ever use some Getbig skills in real life?
« Reply #15 on: February 24, 2016, 04:02:15 PM »
Quote from: gym**rat on February 24, 2016, 02:00:25 PM
I was at the mall taking a piss this last weekend and I felt the guy at the urinal next to me staring at my junk. I yelled "No Homo!"

Go on...................... .
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Re: Do you ever use some Getbig skills in real life?
« Reply #16 on: February 24, 2016, 04:49:42 PM »
Quote from: Dr.J on February 24, 2016, 04:02:15 PM
Go on...................... .

Then I just gave in.  ;D
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Re: Do you ever use some Getbig skills in real life?
« Reply #17 on: February 24, 2016, 05:45:02 PM »
Quote from: B_B_C on February 24, 2016, 02:48:01 PM
you mean I could become as big an asehole as you?
Very doubtful.   :D
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Re: Do you ever use some Getbig skills in real life?
« Reply #18 on: February 25, 2016, 09:29:26 AM »
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Re: Do you ever use some Getbig skills in real life?
« Reply #19 on: February 26, 2016, 01:36:53 AM »
I have improved my english.
I believe the behaviour we have here is not generally accepted in normal life circunstances.
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Re: Do you ever use some Getbig skills in real life?
« Reply #20 on: February 26, 2016, 02:22:26 AM »
Quote from: falco on February 26, 2016, 01:36:53 AM
I have improved my english.
I believe the behaviour we have here is not generally accepted in normal life circunstances.

if pellius talks to people IRL like he talks to people on getbig, then he would get beat up at the local bar.
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Re: Do you ever use some Getbig skills in real life?
« Reply #21 on: February 26, 2016, 03:19:19 AM »
Quote from: CaptainFreedom on February 26, 2016, 02:33:04 AM
The brutal put-downs don't always work so well in real life. I was joking around with my girlfriend the other night, lightly making fun of each other, when i stupidly took it too far and said "well, your tits are a disgrace...the only reason you don't do keepy-ups with them is because it's a form of exercise."

The laughter suddenly stopped...few seconds of silence, then her face screwed up in agony and she did the perfect re-enactment of that "best cry ever" clip from YouTube. Took me about twenty minutes of apologising to get her to recover.

I also did something similar when I suggested that the local fat pizzaria owner could fuck my girlfriend. She also had a brutal meltdown.
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Re: Do you ever use some Getbig skills in real life?
« Reply #22 on: February 26, 2016, 04:58:48 AM »
Quote from: el numero uno on February 24, 2016, 02:07:10 PM
To be honest, I often roll my eyes like this  ::) and  say "oh brother" whenever someone is attention wh0ring.


This
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Re: Do you ever use some Getbig skills in real life?
« Reply #23 on: February 26, 2016, 05:05:35 AM »
Everytime I watch COPS or a Police show and they are about to pull over a random driver I think 'Guess the race'
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Re: Do you ever use some Getbig skills in real life?
« Reply #24 on: February 26, 2016, 05:16:06 AM »
We've been playing "Guess the race" long before GetBig.
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