What do you do for a living? Clean the toilet brush after the janitors are done using it?
I'm trying to work my way up to that job. Right now I'm just the assistant to the toilet brush cleaner.

Actually, I'm a senior engineer at a Fortune 100 company. There are EIGHT levels of management at my company, with the CEO being level eight. The boss of the man they called the meeting with has over five thousand people in her organization and she's a FIFTH level manager.