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Re: hardcore blender
« Reply #25 on: March 02, 2016, 07:03:06 AM »
Sure as long as you can always nip on down to walmart and get another one.  How about after the financial collapse?  Think you're just gonna jump in your little electric car and toodle on down the street?  When you gotta bug out you want to be relying on some chinesey blender to frappe a badger?

Pffft electric car.....I already have my vitamix hooked up to a stationary bike for just such an emergency.
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Re: hardcore blender
« Reply #26 on: March 02, 2016, 07:12:36 AM »
^ That's a survivor, folks!  Davey Goddamn Crockett!

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Re: hardcore blender
« Reply #27 on: March 02, 2016, 07:16:54 AM »
Cheap Oster blender at Target or Walmart does the trick. You can run through 15 of them before you'd approach the price of a Vitamix or Blendtec.

This.

People who buy these fancy blenders never even continue to use them to make healthy juices as it's a shit load of work and mess to clean after.

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Re: hardcore blender
« Reply #28 on: March 02, 2016, 07:38:42 AM »
This.

People who buy these fancy blenders never even continue to use them to make healthy juices as it's a shit load of work and mess to clean after.



Uhhhhh, you have no idea what you're talking about.  It is not a shit load of work, it's barely any work at all.  It is not a shit load of mess. 

I throw whatever I want in my blendtec.  Whole strawberries, rasberries, kale, protein, peanut butter, carrots, ice, spinach, bananas, some liquid, etc.  Press the button, walk away, come back a minute later and I have a perfectly smooth shake.  No mess, no time.  I drink the shake, and then rinse the blender.

I've used the oster, Hamilton beach, Cuisinart, etc.  They all sucked in comparison.  Hope this helps.

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Re: hardcore blender
« Reply #29 on: March 02, 2016, 07:41:06 AM »
Go to Williams Sonoma and check out what they have (no homo).

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Re: hardcore blender
« Reply #30 on: March 02, 2016, 07:56:20 AM »
so I've burnt out 2 cheap ass blenders now trying to blend down frozen fish blocks and frozen fruits,veggies and shit  >:(

so recomend me more hardcore blender that will do anything. pricerange 200-400$ or so

I have also burned down a few cheap ones. I would recommend one with lots of watts and check the reviews online before you buy one.

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Re: hardcore blender
« Reply #31 on: March 02, 2016, 08:11:19 AM »
Go to Williams Sonoma and check out what they have (no homo).

Don't.  Links have already been posted to get good deals.  Going to Williams Sonoma will not provide anything you can't get somewhere else at a better price.
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Re: hardcore blender
« Reply #32 on: March 02, 2016, 08:24:30 AM »
Williams Sonoma and Sur La Table both carry high end stuff at outrageous prices
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Re: hardcore blender
« Reply #33 on: March 02, 2016, 08:29:59 AM »
Williams Sonoma and Sur La Table both carry high end stuff at outrageous prices

Yes, but there are also plenty of MILF's and Cougars roaming those establishments.  They do have their advantages.   :D

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Re: hardcore blender
« Reply #34 on: March 02, 2016, 09:04:23 AM »
Vitamix or Blendtec.  Pretty much the two industry standards. 

I bought a Blendtec refurbished for around 250 I think.  The refurb has a 7 year full warranty.  I've got around 600 cycles on it so far, and it's running like a top.  I put all kinds of frozen shit in it. 

To be clear Vitamix stole Blendtec then quickly patented the idea and sued Blendtec for using their patent.  Just bullshit.

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Re: hardcore blender
« Reply #35 on: March 02, 2016, 09:06:28 AM »
so I've burnt out 2 cheap ass blenders now trying to blend down frozen fish blocks and frozen fruits,veggies and shit  >:(

so recomend me more hardcore blender that will do anything. pricerange 200-400$ or so

Blending fish blocks :-X  .  Are you following the Jay Cutler Coke and Tuna shake diet?


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Re: hardcore blender
« Reply #37 on: March 02, 2016, 09:19:59 AM »
Probably some cheap Chinese knock off.

Probably not....the community on the site I got the link from vetts all the vendors and stuff.  Each link has a message board type discussion after it where anything shady gets exposed - vendor, product, etc.
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Re: hardcore blender
« Reply #38 on: March 02, 2016, 09:28:57 AM »
Uhhhhh, you have no idea what you're talking about.  It is not a shit load of work, it's barely any work at all.  It is not a shit load of mess. 

I throw whatever I want in my blendtec.  Whole strawberries, rasberries, kale, protein, peanut butter, carrots, ice, spinach, bananas, some liquid, etc.  Press the button, walk away, come back a minute later and I have a perfectly smooth shake.  No mess, no time.  I drink the shake, and then rinse the blender.

I've used the oster, Hamilton beach, Cuisinart, etc.  They all sucked in comparison.  Hope this helps.

Taking the thing appart and cleaning all the parts to make one friggin drink is a massive pain, man!

If that's a walk in the park for you, by all means.... Fuck me if I'm gonna do all that shit...
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Re: hardcore blender
« Reply #39 on: March 02, 2016, 09:33:19 AM »
Blending fish blocks :-X  .  Are you following the Jay Cutler Coke and Tuna shake diet?

Diet kind of...  Just blend down all kinds of veggies and yes fish to a smoothie and chugg it down, then im really full and not hungry for another 4 hours  :P

allows for a tastier meal with more carbs later in the day

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Re: hardcore blender
« Reply #40 on: March 02, 2016, 09:34:56 AM »
Diet kind of...  Just blend down all kinds of veggies, leafs and yes fish to a smoothie and chugg it down, then im really full and not hungry for another 4 hours  :P

allows for a tastier meal with more carbs later in the day

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Re: hardcore blender
« Reply #41 on: March 02, 2016, 09:43:47 AM »
Diet kind of...  Just blend down all kinds of veggies and yes fish to a smoothie and chugg it down, then im really full and not hungry for another 4 hours  :P

allows for a tastier meal with more carbs later in the day

No kidding that shit curbs your appetite, I would be disgusted for hours after drinking that down.
Fish smothie, lol!!!

Disgusting....
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Re: hardcore blender
« Reply #42 on: March 02, 2016, 09:46:42 AM »
This blender issue is tearing this forum apart.

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Re: hardcore blender
« Reply #43 on: March 02, 2016, 09:50:24 AM »
This blender issue is tearing this forum apart.

And if you bend over, I'll tear you appart!
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Re: hardcore blender
« Reply #44 on: March 02, 2016, 09:55:29 AM »
Holy shit it's the black guy from weird science.

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Re: hardcore blender
« Reply #45 on: March 02, 2016, 09:58:40 AM »
No kidding that shit curbs your appetite, I would be disgusted for hours after drinking that down.
Fish smothie, lol!!!

Disgusting....
so... thats a good thing

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Re: hardcore blender
« Reply #46 on: March 02, 2016, 10:43:05 AM »
This blender issue is tearing this forum apart.

I understand the division between the high end super blender and the low end ghetto versions.  That was expected.

But we all need to align against the fish smoothie.   This is bullshit.   Easily replaced by vanilla protein powder and tasty peanut butter.
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Re: hardcore blender
« Reply #47 on: March 02, 2016, 10:50:46 AM »
Taking the thing appart and cleaning all the parts to make one friggin drink is a massive pain, man!

If that's a walk in the park for you, by all means.... Fuck me if I'm gonna do all that shit...

Have you ever used a blendtec?  There is no "taking it apart".  There is a lid, and a pitcher.  The pitcher, blade, etc are all one sealed unit.  You don't take anything apart.  Clean up goes like this:  Take the lid off and rinse it with hot water.  Next, rinse the pitcher with hot water.  Done. 

If you can't do that, you might be the laziest fuck on this board.   :D

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Re: hardcore blender
« Reply #48 on: March 02, 2016, 10:57:13 AM »
Have you ever used a blendtec?  There is no "taking it apart".  There is a lid, and a pitcher.  The pitcher, blade, etc are all one sealed unit.  You don't take anything apart.  Clean up goes like this:  Take the lid off and rinse it with hot water.  Next, rinse the pitcher with hot water.  Done. 

If you can't do that, you might be the laziest fuck on this board.   :D

Same with Vitamix.
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Re: hardcore blender
« Reply #49 on: March 02, 2016, 11:08:09 AM »
Have you ever used a blendtec?  There is no "taking it apart".  There is a lid, and a pitcher.  The pitcher, blade, etc are all one sealed unit.  You don't take anything apart.  Clean up goes like this:  Take the lid off and rinse it with hot water.  Next, rinse the pitcher with hot water.  Done. 

If you can't do that, you might be the laziest fuck on this board.   :D

LOL!
Can you order one for me then?
Feeling kinda lazy today...
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