How about the ol' "Jesus is my Homeboy". I remember seeing this one years back and thought, "Man, you really are hip."

Instead of any religion shirt, I'd opt for a simple "I believe in unicorns." It has the same feel and let's people know you'll believe just about anything.
ANIMAL shirts are a bit rough, as well. I'm not sure how they ever sold their Animal pack? Basically vitamins I believe. I guess when you have McGrath on any poster, you will sell whatever it is. The 5% shirts are by far the best though. Piana nailed it. Since when was being in a LA street gang considered the top 5% of society? hahaha That's the fun thing about life though, it's all perception. I'm still waiting on the 1% shirt to hit. That would be a great spoof at an Expo. Interview any 5% while wearing a 1% shirt, then hit em' with...you'll get there bro.
Nothing beats this great piece of history though. Just $30 for all the workout secrets. Nothing like 42 sets of chest...haha. Natural striations of peace. More shredded than Kai Green. Definitely Rob Bailey's best idea...inject wife in ass. Shirt says, "When you stop to breath...then gibberish."
Remember the Affliction thsirts? Nothing is more bad ass than that.
