Married to a woman. Sorry. Come on, you're better than this.
Being married does not negate your gay tendencies. Nor does it imply you don't take it up the ass.
But I digress, the bigger issue here is that you have delusions in thinking you'd do anything. It's abundantly clear you'd cower away when confronted.
Grasping at unrealistic scenario's such as 'rotting in jail' to somehow justify not following through with your little fantasies. Really? Because what? You'd pull a gun? You'd punch me? What are you thinking? Because I can tell you; you wouldn't do shit. And these little scenario's you think of in your head are mere fantasy.
Newsflash asshole, you only get charged if the other party presses charges. If you'd touch my person, I'd try to fuck you up. Win or loose.
And that's why you're the pretend c*nt on here. But hey, maybe you can feel "cozy inside" knowing that I'd still shake your hand after.