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Maria Sharapova Fails Drug Test
« on: March 07, 2016, 08:11:01 PM »
Maria Sharapova Fails Drug Test


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Re: Maria Sharapova Fails Drug Test
« Reply #1 on: March 07, 2016, 08:20:26 PM »
Maria Sharapova Fails Drug Test



Fuck off gimmick

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Re: Maria Sharapova Fails Drug Test
« Reply #2 on: March 07, 2016, 08:27:17 PM »
Would still devour her corn.

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Re: Maria Sharapova Fails Drug Test
« Reply #3 on: March 07, 2016, 08:34:04 PM »
Hahaha!  She fails a drug test and Serena aka "The Experiment" is just out there playing like nothing's going on. 

So funny.

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Re: Maria Sharapova Fails Drug Test
« Reply #4 on: March 07, 2016, 09:04:17 PM »
Hahaha!  She fails a drug test and Serena aka "The Experiment" is just out there playing like nothing's going on. 

So funny.

LOL, so true!

She's so sexy though, ouff, imagine jizzing on that face...
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Re: Maria Sharapova Fails Drug Test
« Reply #5 on: March 07, 2016, 09:24:35 PM »
How is this drug athletically beneficial?

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Re: Maria Sharapova Fails Drug Test
« Reply #6 on: March 07, 2016, 09:30:26 PM »
How is this drug athletically beneficial?

"demonstrates an increase in endurance performance of athletes, improved rehabilitation after exercise, protection against stress, and enhanced activations of central nervous system (CNS) functions."

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/25847280

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Re: Maria Sharapova Fails Drug Test
« Reply #7 on: March 07, 2016, 09:31:35 PM »
Listen to what she says, especially at the very end.
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Re: Maria Sharapova Fails Drug Test
« Reply #8 on: March 07, 2016, 09:42:46 PM »
Mildronate (aka Mildronat, Mildonium) is a nootropic, vasodilator and CNS stimulant that can unlock your intellectual and physical potential. Mildronate is a structural analogue of gamma-butyrobetaine, a substance contained in every cell of the human body. Mildronate restores the balance between oxygen supply and demand in cells, and removes toxic metabolic products accumulated in cells protecting them from damage. It also possesses an invigorating stimulant effect. Oxygen delivery and utilization by both muscle & brain cells is enhanced.

Improves Mental Processes (Memory, Learning, Focus, Concentration, Processing of Information)

Reduces Fatigue, Increases Motivation & Alertness

Improves Athletic Training & Competitive Performance

Improves Microcirculation & Oxygen Delivery

Suggested Use:

As a general nootoropic take one 500mg tablet each morning. May increase to one 500mg tablet twice daily if desired and well tolerated.

For improved athletic performance take 1 to 2 - 500mg tablets twice daily.

Do not take within 8 hours of planned bedtime.

Maximum daily dose is 2000mg (4 tablets)

     

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Re: Maria Sharapova Fails Drug Test
« Reply #9 on: March 07, 2016, 10:06:12 PM »
Hahaha!  She fails a drug test and Serena aka "The Experiment" is just out there playing like nothing's going on. 

So funny.

There's a rumor/urban legend going around that Serena intentionally lost the U.S. Open, last year.  So, she could avoid suspicion of juicing.

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Re: Maria Sharapova Fails Drug Test
« Reply #10 on: March 07, 2016, 11:03:35 PM »
sounds like a hot supplement.  ???

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Re: Maria Sharapova Fails Drug Test
« Reply #11 on: March 07, 2016, 11:18:13 PM »
Mildronate (aka Mildronat, Mildonium) is a nootropic, vasodilator and CNS stimulant that can unlock your intellectual and physical potential. Mildronate is a structural analogue of gamma-butyrobetaine, a substance contained in every cell of the human body. Mildronate restores the balance between oxygen supply and demand in cells, and removes toxic metabolic products accumulated in cells protecting them from damage. It also possesses an invigorating stimulant effect. Oxygen delivery and utilization by both muscle & brain cells is enhanced.

Improves Mental Processes (Memory, Learning, Focus, Concentration, Processing of Information)

Reduces Fatigue, Increases Motivation & Alertness

Improves Athletic Training & Competitive Performance

Improves Microcirculation & Oxygen Delivery

Suggested Use:

As a general nootoropic take one 500mg tablet each morning. May increase to one 500mg tablet twice daily if desired and well tolerated.

For improved athletic performance take 1 to 2 - 500mg tablets twice daily.

Do not take within 8 hours of planned bedtime.

Maximum daily dose is 2000mg (4 tablets)

     

Interesting stuff here, I love nootropics.
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Re: Maria Sharapova Fails Drug Test
« Reply #12 on: March 07, 2016, 11:38:33 PM »
There's a rumor/urban legend going around that Serena intentionally lost the U.S. Open, last year.  So, she could avoid suspicion of juicing.

Just like Barry Bonds!

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Re: Maria Sharapova Fails Drug Test
« Reply #13 on: March 07, 2016, 11:40:38 PM »
She should dismiss her coach and hire another who will prescribe stuff without caught possibility.
Start using normal roids like everyone in this sport to make it another level.

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Re: Maria Sharapova Fails Drug Test
« Reply #14 on: March 07, 2016, 11:50:35 PM »
From what I can gather its similar to clenbuterol , which most of us have used... I couldn't see it giving such a huge edge

Hearing clueless morning news hosts talk about peds is excruciating.... , I can see her firing most of her team, no way she should have been cought out

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Re: Maria Sharapova Fails Drug Test
« Reply #15 on: March 08, 2016, 12:41:22 AM »
Gonna have to read up on this.  It's readily available for purchase online.  Need to find some information as it pertains to bodybuilding use.

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Re: Maria Sharapova Fails Drug Test
« Reply #16 on: March 08, 2016, 12:54:12 AM »
There's a rumor/urban legend going around that Serena intentionally lost the U.S. Open, last year.  So, she could avoid suspicion of juicing.


It's legit. My girl played pro tennis for a couple of years, said it's common knowledge with those in the loop. Plenty fake injuries to avoid suspicion of juicing too.

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Re: Maria Sharapova Fails Drug Test
« Reply #17 on: March 08, 2016, 01:12:01 AM »
Joshua narcotowiwizcs is disappoint....

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Re: Maria Sharapova Fails Drug Test
« Reply #18 on: March 08, 2016, 01:13:23 AM »
Mildronate (aka Mildronat, Mildonium) is a nootropic, vasodilator and CNS stimulant that can unlock your intellectual and physical potential. Mildronate is a structural analogue of gamma-butyrobetaine, a substance contained in every cell of the human body. Mildronate restores the balance between oxygen supply and demand in cells, and removes toxic metabolic products accumulated in cells protecting them from damage. It also possesses an invigorating stimulant effect. Oxygen delivery and utilization by both muscle & brain cells is enhanced.

Improves Mental Processes (Memory, Learning, Focus, Concentration, Processing of Information)

Reduces Fatigue, Increases Motivation & Alertness

Improves Athletic Training & Competitive Performance

Improves Microcirculation & Oxygen Delivery

Suggested Use:

As a general nootoropic take one 500mg tablet each morning. May increase to one 500mg tablet twice daily if desired and well tolerated.

For improved athletic performance take 1 to 2 - 500mg tablets twice daily.

Do not take within 8 hours of planned bedtime.

Maximum daily dose is 2000mg (4 tablets)

     

I so need that stuff.

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Re: Maria Sharapova Fails Drug Test
« Reply #19 on: March 08, 2016, 01:14:16 AM »
It's legit. My girl played pro tennis for a couple of years, said it's common knowledge with those in the loop. Plenty fake injuries to avoid suspicion of juicing too.

I could give a flying fuck what she's on.  I'd suck her sweaty penoris after 3 grueling sets at Wimbledon. 

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Re: Maria Sharapova Fails Drug Test
« Reply #20 on: March 08, 2016, 01:17:50 AM »
I could give a flying fuck what she's on.  I'd suck her sweaty penoris after 3 grueling sets at Wimbledon. 

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Re: Maria Sharapova Fails Drug Test
« Reply #21 on: March 08, 2016, 02:48:48 AM »
Its a joke that its illegal to use Mildronat, ban vitamins too.

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Re: Maria Sharapova Fails Drug Test
« Reply #22 on: March 08, 2016, 03:30:25 AM »
athletes, musicians, entertainers... everyone is becoming more and more interested in these brain doping drugs.

I was surprised when joe rogan was poppin some "alpha brain" pills during his podcast and the guests were like "gimme some!!!"

I mean is this what it has come to now? Take pills so you can clean your house? What???

I guess all this "challenge your mind, improve your character" theories are just bullshit, you need a pill to get motivated to do something now.... fucking druggies, all of yall!

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Re: Maria Sharapova Fails Drug Test
« Reply #23 on: March 08, 2016, 03:39:24 AM »
athletes, musicians, entertainers... everyone is becoming more and more interested in these brain doping drugs.

I was surprised when joe rogan was poppin some "alpha brain" pills during his podcast and the guests were like "gimme some!!!"

I mean is this what it has come to now? Take pills so you can clean your house? What???

I guess all this "challenge your mind, improve your character" theories are just bullshit, you need a pill to get motivated to do something now.... fucking druggies, all of yall!

Some ridiculous amount of Americans -- millions! -- are on SSRI psychotropics. Forget EBT disappearing, the real end of civilization will come when CVS runs out of people's drugs.

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Re: Maria Sharapova Fails Drug Test
« Reply #24 on: March 08, 2016, 03:52:15 AM »
Some ridiculous amount of Americans -- millions! -- are on SSRI psychotropics. Forget EBT disappearing, the real end of civilization will come when CVS runs out of people's drugs.

I've always wondered what would happen if all the housewives and weekend warriors couldn't get their hands on their drugs of choice.
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