All the elements of a world-class schmoe are present. Julio went all out.
The usage of all-caps & exclamation points.
Obsessed with Kai's clothing.... and suggesting that he wear less.
Freudian slip: "feed the fans" (yuck)
Obligatory glute comment.
The topic (itself) reeks of schmoe.
Maybe the guy is there to work out and not concerned with providing free wank material for homosexuals.
I wear one to be comfortable. Definitely not a big guy, intimidating, badass, etc... just someone who hates working out cold. I don't wear the hood inside the gym because it looks a little gay (to me) when guys act as if putting on a hood makes them seem more serious.
I don't need attention from people at the gym and consider it Me-time. I wear a sweatshirt/hoodie unless it's over 80, LOL!