Author Topic: If you had to pick one getbigger to be president....... (Read 7567 times)

devilsmile · « **Reply #25 on:** March 15, 2016, 04:33:31 AM »

If we are talking about impregnable logic, Parker should be the president and me, kwon and sf1900 should be his advisors, because me, kwon and 1900 understand impartial truth and our opinions are not blindly based on emotional errors and Parker's sense of fairness is unmatched.

Marty Champions · « **Reply #26 on:** March 15, 2016, 04:41:00 AM »

Quote from: devilsmile on March 15, 2016, 04:33:31 AM

If we are talking about impregnable logic, Parker should be the president and me, kwon and sf1900 should be his advisors, because me, kwon and 1900 understand impartial truth and our opinions are not blindly based on emotional errors and Parker's sense of fairness is unmatched.

my logic is unsurpassed eat more kal devilworshiper

da_vinci · « **Reply #27 on:** March 15, 2016, 04:42:40 AM »

We need a homosexual president here. I see Goodrum as an option, a fat, lazy negro with pretty much no sense of humor (has anyone noticed this, btw? It's a tell tale sign a person is really cookoo in the head) and a homo. A hell of a president, better than Trump by a margin.

Kwon_2 · « **Reply #28 on:** March 15, 2016, 04:46:03 AM »

Quote from: da_vinci on March 15, 2016, 04:42:40 AM

We need a homosexual president here. I see Goodrum as an option, a fat, lazy negro with pretty much no sense of humor (has anyone noticed this, btw? It's a tell tale sign a person is really cookoo in the head) and a homo. A hell of a president, better than Trump by a margin.

Isn't that what you have currently?

Tha Grim Lifter · « **Reply #29 on:** March 15, 2016, 04:51:58 AM »

Quote from: Kwon_2 on March 15, 2016, 04:46:03 AM

Isn't that what you have currently?

Yes but people think Obama is straight

iwantmass · « **Reply #30 on:** March 15, 2016, 05:08:16 AM »

Quote from: 240 is Back on March 15, 2016, 12:42:29 AM

Obama works until about 11:30 PM each evening, actually.
http://business.financialpost.com/business-insider/what-13-successful-people-do-before-going-to-sleep

Those in the White House actually complained about the long nights and weekend work shifts.
http://www.politico.com/story/2009/01/obama-returns-night-owl-presidency-017373

So I gotta ask - where did you get this poor information that "O-Shithead" only works 20 hours each night? Did you just make this up? Were you misinformed by some news source, and if so, which one? Your 20 hour claim is actually very very wrong, and I want to make sure you don't repeat this aloud, since anyone with anything higher than a 90 IQ will know the 20 hour claim is simply not true.

Coach, who told you Obama only works 20 hours a week?

Your first link quotes only Obama describing his own routine. Even if we take that at face value, he merely describes being a night owl, and says nothing to the length of day he works. By that article, we can't tell if he sleeps in until 4pm.

Your second link is from his first month in office, before he was actually sworn in....so I'm thinking it hardly describes what his days have looked like over the last 7 years.

240, who told you that your 2 links have anything to do with how many hours Obama works? Any person with an IQ over 90 could see that 1 article is.hyping the hard worker he will be and the other says nothing to the type worker he is. My unemployed cousin that lives in the backroom of his mother's trailer stays up to 3 am playing xbox....but he doesn't get up until 5pm each day

CalvinH · « **Reply #31 on:** March 15, 2016, 05:18:56 AM »

Not fucking Grape Ape...who would want to hike 5 miles a day in the rain carrying a 50lb pack as mandatory health and fitness.

FitnessFrenzy · « **Reply #32 on:** March 15, 2016, 05:21:14 AM »

Quote from: da_vinci on March 15, 2016, 04:42:40 AM

We need a homosexual president here. I see Goodrum as an option, a fat, lazy negro with pretty much no sense of humor (has anyone noticed this, btw? It's a tell tale sign a person is really cookoo in the head) and a homo. A hell of a president, better than Trump by a margin.

BayGBM has much less humour than Goodrum

Tha Grim Lifter · « **Reply #33 on:** March 15, 2016, 05:23:52 AM »

Quote from: FitnessFrenzy on March 15, 2016, 05:21:14 AM

BayGBM has much less humour than Goodrum

Bay would only visit World Leaders from other countries based upon what Tier they were. Clearly Putin would be Tier 1 and probably get a visit every month while that German leader doesn't even get a Tier being a woman so it would probably start World War 3.

Ronnie Rep · « **Reply #34 on:** March 15, 2016, 05:33:18 AM »

Walter Sobchack is already running for president. He goes by the name of Trump.

Twaddle · « **Reply #35 on:** March 15, 2016, 05:48:12 AM »

Where is the CSwol option? Would love to here his State of the Union address.

"And and and and, no more cupcakin or lollypoppin."

"And and and and, where you at UK Jeffly?"

Rambone · « **Reply #36 on:** March 15, 2016, 05:49:39 AM »

Knooger

da_vinci · « **Reply #37 on:** March 15, 2016, 06:15:22 AM »

Quote from: Kwon_2 on March 15, 2016, 04:46:03 AM

Isn't that what you have currently?

Obama does quite decent stand ups tbh

Pet shop boys · « **Reply #38 on:** March 15, 2016, 06:38:46 AM »

Walter Sobchak

WoooSHHHHHHH

NaturalWonder83 · « **Reply #39 on:** March 15, 2016, 07:23:34 AM »

What about stupid head fuck face flinstones that likes to shoulder press with a hood over his eyes

SuperTed · « **Reply #40 on:** March 15, 2016, 07:26:41 AM »

Hard to look past Parker. Seems one of the most balanced and fair.

drkaje · « **Reply #41 on:** March 15, 2016, 07:30:21 AM »

I'd go with TA.

The amusement of seeing him try to debate with C&P or bolded red comments would be priceless.

Grape Ape · « **Reply #42 on:** March 15, 2016, 07:35:57 AM »

Quote from: CalvinH on March 15, 2016, 05:18:56 AM

Not fucking Grape Ape...

Regardless of which getbigger is elected to be the public figurehead, I would run the country behind the scenes and make the big things happen with little credit or fanfare.

BB · « **Reply #43 on:** March 15, 2016, 07:40:34 AM »

Quote from: Twaddle on March 15, 2016, 05:48:12 AM

Where is the CSwol option? Would love to here his State of the Union address.

"And and and and, no more cupcakin or lollypoppin."

"And and and and, where you at UK Jeffly?"

He could challenge the other nations to rap battles. He'd also take all the other nations task - "China needs to get its passport game up" "So many Chins, they might need a fatport, know that, know that!!!!". "Prime Minister of Iraq , When was the last time you was in Paris? When was the last time you was ever in Milan, Italy?".

FitnessFrenzy · « **Reply #44 on:** March 15, 2016, 07:48:52 AM »

Quote from: drkaje on March 15, 2016, 07:30:21 AM

I'd go with TA.

The amusement of seeing him try to debate with C&P or bolded red comments would be priceless.

Coach is Back! · « **Reply #45 on:** March 15, 2016, 08:58:03 AM »

Quote from: 240 is Back on March 15, 2016, 12:42:29 AM

Obama works until about 11:30 PM each evening, actually.
http://business.financialpost.com/business-insider/what-13-successful-people-do-before-going-to-sleep

Those in the White House actually complained about the long nights and weekend work shifts.
http://www.politico.com/story/2009/01/obama-returns-night-owl-presidency-017373

So I gotta ask - where did you get this poor information that "O-Shithead" only works 20 hours each night? Did you just make this up? Were you misinformed by some news source, and if so, which one? Your 20 hour claim is actually very very wrong, and I want to make sure you don't repeat this aloud, since anyone with anything higher than a 90 IQ will know the 20 hour claim is simply not true.

Coach, who told you Obama only works 20 hours a week?

https://www.whitehouse.gov/blog

He even admitted he was lazy. I wish my day could start at 10;30am and end by 4.

calfzilla · « **Reply #46 on:** March 15, 2016, 09:07:58 AM »

Quote from: da_vinci on March 15, 2016, 04:42:40 AM

We need a homosexual president here. I see Goodrum as an option, a fat, lazy negro with pretty much no sense of humor (has anyone noticed this, btw? It's a tell tale sign a person is really cookoo in the head) and a homo. A hell of a president, better than Trump by a margin.

Vissy would make an awesome First Lady as well.

Walter Sobchak · « **Reply #47 on:** March 15, 2016, 09:09:53 AM »

Quote from: Pet shop boys on March 15, 2016, 06:38:46 AM

Walter Sobchak

WoooSHHHHHHH

You got that right brother!

I'd fix some things for sure. And I'd do it all with a fine head of hair like Ronald Reagan!

funk51 · « **Reply #48 on:** March 15, 2016, 10:06:39 AM »

this guy....if only they would take away the rule that you have to be born in the usa like ted cruz.

TuHolmes · « **Reply #49 on:** March 15, 2016, 11:34:58 AM »

Quote from: Coach is Back! on March 15, 2016, 08:58:03 AM

https://www.whitehouse.gov/blog

He even admitted he was lazy. I wish my day could start at 10;30am and end by 4.

I thought being President of the United States was a 24/7/365 job?

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