Can't get laid because of water retention in belly!Please help??

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[wes]

Please kill yourself you look like pure unadulterated shit!!

[Primemuscle]

A friend of mind is obese. He has no trouble getting laid. What's your issue?

[SupplementGuy]

Yes OP, that's the reason.

[phreak]

A friend of mind is obese. He has no trouble getting laid. What's your issue?

I find it heartwarming that you think of me.

[OneMoreRep]

Help me out here, what's the purpose of this thread?

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[OneMoreRep]

Let me see here, just comparing and contrasting for a second:

Basically Tren Ace face bloat is when your face(specifically your cheeks) will swell up but you will become dry everywhere else on your body, I've noticed this happens to me when I'm on winstrol too. This is actually "Tren face" the phrase in which the legendary gh15 coined.

You can instantly tell when someone is on tren because of the tren face, it's a distinct look.

For most people it will make your face look weird and could deduct points from your overall look.

It seems people who naturally have chubby cheeks and high cheekbones and are goodlooking  can say goodbye to their good looks and hello to fat chubby cheeks because because they will "puff up" on treen.

If you have a typical caucasian  face, thin lips, narrow face, and crude looking features this may not effect you as much.

That's why It's best to be as lean as you can before you start these compounds so you won't notice it as much.

Examples of tren face:


 

Here are other tren users who have dealt with this Tren face bloat:
Anyone else get this?/have experience dealing with this?

and then also with this:

For years many have complained about having a puffy face/facial bloat on tren ace but at the same time feeling "lean" and "vascular" everywhere else.

I think the reason could be by the swollen lymph node in the cheeks, Sometimes you might have swelling cheeks due to swollen lymph nodes in front of your ear. You will tend to have swollen cheeks near the ears as well as neck.

"Swollen lymph nodes usually occur as a result of exposure to bacteria or viruses. When swollen lymph nodes are caused by an infection, this is known as lymphadenitis (lim-fad-uh-NIE-tis). Rarely, swollen lymph nodes are caused by cancer."

Tren ace is known for causing lymph nodes and somehow this can be expediting a puffy face for certain people.

Would natural home remedies that are effective like tumeric, apple cider vinegar, garlic,etc take care of these lymph nodes and reduce facial swelling from tren if this was true?

If not what else could fight this "tren face bloat"? Maybe not enough BA in the tren thus bacteria infected tren causing this reaction?

Here are some user's experience with this tren face bloat I found by doing a quick google search:

Hmmmmm??

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[CalvinH]

Let me see here, just comparing and contrasting for a second:

and then also with this:

Hmmmmm??

"1"

I would say just ban this clown to be sure.

[Yamcha]

I would say just ban this clown to be sure.

I agree. Look at his post history.

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Does the OP have pics? Wanna see what 7g of tren can do for a physique.

[Walter Sobchak]

I would say just ban this clown to be sure.

+ 6.37

[OneMoreRep]

I would say just ban this clown to be sure.

Gone!

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I am pretty sure this guy popped up around the time Joon was flaming out. Coincidence, I am sure.

Another surefire sign of a legit poster is to ask about their own physique, but post pics of other people as "examples" of what they look like  

[CalvinH]

Gone!

"1"

Why thank you kind sir!

[El Diablo Blanco]

ease up on sodium and carbs.  Water retention in the belly usually means diarreah

[Pray_4_War]

Yeah, water retention is the reason he can't get laid.

[drkaje]

Yeah, water retention is the reason he can't get laid.

... and facial bloat.

[devilsmile]

I am pretty sure this guy popped up around the time Joon was flaming out. Coincidence, I am sure.

Another surefire sign of a legit poster is to ask about their own physique, but post pics of other people as "examples" of what they look like  

this is why I think the only reason you found lookism.com appealing, because of the hot 19 year old highly self conscious young hoe. over 90% of the people in that site are communicating the same way as joon, so how can you think that site has any appeal? they may be posting their own pics, but they are a mixture of stupid and erratic.