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Eat On Chinese Subway, Catch A Beatdown
« on: March 22, 2016, 12:01:09 AM »
Dude was eating seeds on the subway and gets beat up for it.

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Re: Eat On Chinese Subway, Catch A Beatdown
« Reply #1 on: March 22, 2016, 12:11:17 AM »
chewing seeds is serious bussines in china s subways

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Re: Eat On Chinese Subway, Catch A Beatdown
« Reply #2 on: March 22, 2016, 05:31:47 AM »
If he was eating dog they would all ask for a bite.

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Re: Eat On Chinese Subway, Catch A Beatdown
« Reply #3 on: March 22, 2016, 05:47:20 AM »
What the hell?!  Who eats seeds?  Why is it so offensive?  Does every Chin subway have a little Captain Manners superhero guy whacking chewers with a tiny hammer?

Asian cultures really confuse me.

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Re: Eat On Chinese Subway, Catch A Beatdown
« Reply #4 on: March 22, 2016, 05:55:44 AM »
He looked like something out of an 80s cartoon.  If you get 5 of them together do they combine into one gigantic Con-duck-tu-tron?

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Re: Eat On Chinese Subway, Catch A Beatdown
« Reply #5 on: March 22, 2016, 06:06:38 AM »
What the hell?!  Who eats seeds?  Why is it so offensive?  Does every Chin subway have a little Captain Manners superhero guy whacking chewers with a tiny hammer?

Asian cultures really confuse me.


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Re: Eat On Chinese Subway, Catch A Beatdown
« Reply #6 on: March 22, 2016, 09:56:42 AM »
GOOD!!! mouthy little fucker got what he deserved...bet he won't mouth off like that again...more American kids could use beatings like that every day to correct the filthy generation nothing...

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Re: Eat On Chinese Subway, Catch A Beatdown
« Reply #7 on: March 22, 2016, 10:23:16 AM »
What the hell?!  Who eats seeds?  Why is it so offensive?  Does every Chin subway have a little Captain Manners superhero guy whacking chewers with a tiny hammer?

Asian cultures really confuse me.

It wasn't eating the seeds that was the issue.  The fucker was dumping the empty shells on the floor of the subway.  Being a complete little shit snob.  Glad hammer man smacked the fucker.

Like some asshole sitting next you on a bus or train eating peanuts and throwing the shells on the floor.

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Re: Eat On Chinese Subway, Catch A Beatdown
« Reply #8 on: March 22, 2016, 10:30:46 AM »
FAKE

http://www.shanghaiexpat.com/blog/shanghai-and-china/about-china/watch-what-happens-when-you-spit-melon-seeds-on-th-39328.html?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=vid-watch-what-happens-when-you-spit-melon-seeds-on-th-39328-2016-03-15

Cue the the Rickroll music, because as our more discerning readers have figured out by now, this was all a publicity stunt. It was reportedly performed by a Xi'an film company, who made it to advocate more civilized behavior on the metro. Because what's more civilized than a man in gold plated armor reacting to a minor offense by taking a hammer to another guy's head like a meth-addled Super Mario

You can clearly see 'melon seed' smiling at the end. Also, as you've probably noticed, the sound of the hammer hitting the body is a bit "rubbery."

Or if that doesn't convince you, check out this photo of the hammerer and hammeree rehearsing the stunt on the curb....


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Re: Eat On Chinese Subway, Catch A Beatdown
« Reply #9 on: March 22, 2016, 10:37:12 AM »

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Re: Eat On Chinese Subway, Catch A Beatdown
« Reply #10 on: March 22, 2016, 11:20:42 AM »
FAKE

http://www.shanghaiexpat.com/blog/shanghai-and-china/about-china/watch-what-happens-when-you-spit-melon-seeds-on-th-39328.html?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=vid-watch-what-happens-when-you-spit-melon-seeds-on-th-39328-2016-03-15

Cue the the Rickroll music, because as our more discerning readers have figured out by now, this was all a publicity stunt. It was reportedly performed by a Xi'an film company, who made it to advocate more civilized behavior on the metro. Because what's more civilized than a man in gold plated armor reacting to a minor offense by taking a hammer to another guy's head like a meth-addled Super Mario

You can clearly see 'melon seed' smiling at the end. Also, as you've probably noticed, the sound of the hammer hitting the body is a bit "rubbery."

Or if that doesn't convince you, check out this photo of the hammerer and hammeree rehearsing the stunt on the curb....




Thanks for ruining my day, Asshole.

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Re: Eat On Chinese Subway, Catch A Beatdown
« Reply #11 on: March 22, 2016, 05:48:12 PM »
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