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Re: Best ass in a porn? Maybe
« Reply #75 on: March 31, 2016, 02:09:29 AM »



lol, should that make us feel compasionate? dumb cunt, no matter how many phd's you have or people you safe you'll always be a slut, should've thought about this before doing porn idiot

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Re: Best ass in a porn? Maybe
« Reply #76 on: March 31, 2016, 03:22:01 AM »


what the fuck did she expect?
stupid bitch

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Re: Best ass in a porn? Maybe
« Reply #77 on: March 31, 2016, 04:31:43 AM »
Needs to be more corn in this thread.

Perhaps someone would be kind enough to PTPS
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Re: Best ass in a porn? Maybe
« Reply #78 on: March 31, 2016, 04:39:12 AM »
When I was in middle school, this was the ass that made me realize I would want to eat corn


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Re: Best ass in a porn? Maybe
« Reply #79 on: March 31, 2016, 10:47:34 AM »
When I was in middle school, this was the ass that made me realize I would want to eat corn



Omg i forgot all about her

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Re: Best ass in a porn? Maybe
« Reply #80 on: April 01, 2016, 07:36:44 AM »
It is a lot. I do post a lot. But I've been on with this userid for nine years and average just over 4 post/deay. Fitness Fag started two years after me and has 6,000 post more than I do and almost twice the daily post count.

So if I admit that I post a lot, probably too much, then FF lives on this board.

And LOL @ "most". You need to learn how to count. And obviously you have never read an actual novel.

Sounds like you share Fitness Fag's fantasy of watching a porn with "GetBig sayings". Why don't you make a gay flick. FF has a ton of cock pics he's taken over the years. You can take turns as to who is the bottom and who it the top.



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Re: Best ass in a porn? Maybe
« Reply #81 on: April 01, 2016, 07:42:39 AM »
I stay logged on for convenience.

God are you stupid.

I mean, really scary stupid.

"I wish someone would direct a porn movie where the woman would say Getbig classics to the man"

How fucking lame and retarded can you be ffs? How old are you?


That's the best idea/gift ever given to man. A porn-movie incorporating Getbig-classics.


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Re: Best ass in a porn? Maybe
« Reply #82 on: April 01, 2016, 07:45:12 AM »


Brutal taper but gnarly conditioning.

Labrador routine?

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Re: Best ass in a porn? Maybe
« Reply #83 on: April 01, 2016, 08:47:59 AM »

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Re: Best ass in a porn? Maybe
« Reply #84 on: April 01, 2016, 08:57:24 AM »
More ass pics and less 90 year olds walking their dog pics please

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Re: Best ass in a porn? Maybe
« Reply #85 on: April 01, 2016, 11:35:27 AM »


Brutal taper but gnarly conditioning.

Labrador routine?

would love to be that dog

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Re: Best ass in a porn? Maybe
« Reply #86 on: April 01, 2016, 12:42:26 PM »
It is a lot. I do post a lot. But I've been on with this userid for nine years and average just over 4 post/deay. Fitness Fag started two years after me and has 6,000 post more than I do and almost twice the daily post count.

So if I admit that I post a lot, probably too much, then FF lives on this board.

And LOL @ "most". You need to learn how to count. And obviously you have never read an actual novel.

Sounds like you share Fitness Fag's fantasy of watching a porn with "GetBig sayings". Why don't you make a gay flick. FF has a ton of cock pics he's taken over the years. You can take turns as to who is the bottom and who it the top.
thats actually not a bad idea

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Re: Best ass in a porn? Maybe
« Reply #87 on: April 01, 2016, 12:53:27 PM »
thats actually not a bad idea

All "actors" could wear "Pellius-masks" in that movie so the dirty deeds of the soapy studs would be more credible.

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Re: Best ass in a porn? Maybe
« Reply #88 on: April 06, 2016, 09:02:30 PM »



There's a reason why you will never post a pic here.

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Re: Best ass in a porn? Maybe
« Reply #89 on: April 06, 2016, 09:03:51 PM »
That's the best idea/gift ever given to man. A porn-movie incorporating Getbig-classics.



This doesn't surprise me. A lot of lame douche bags on this board.

When was the last time you were ever in a gym?

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Re: Best ass in a porn? Maybe
« Reply #90 on: April 06, 2016, 09:07:54 PM »


Brutal taper but gnarly conditioning.

Labrador routine?

Bodybuilding is "building" your body. I stopped bodybuilding in my early twenties. I competed in Jiu-Jitsu and submission wrestling for 12 years in the 185 lb class. Even in my fifties I am still in great shape and would run circles around couch potatoes like Kwon and FitnessFrenzy and still roll with guys half my age.

I still have a full head of hair and by my face pic I bet I have less wrinkles than both FF and Kwon.

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Re: Best ass in a porn? Maybe
« Reply #91 on: April 06, 2016, 09:09:51 PM »
More ass pics and less 90 year olds walking their dog pics please

Another ass clown that has never posted a pic.

This "90 year old" would choke you out in less than two minutes. Guaranteed.

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Re: Best ass in a porn? Maybe
« Reply #92 on: April 06, 2016, 09:10:15 PM »
Why'd you quit bbing? Life circumstances or...?

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Re: Best ass in a porn? Maybe
« Reply #93 on: April 06, 2016, 09:11:36 PM »
All "actors" could wear "Pellius-masks" in that movie so the dirty deeds of the soapy studs would be more credible.

No need for a mask when you've already outed yourself.

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Re: Best ass in a porn? Maybe
« Reply #94 on: April 06, 2016, 09:26:36 PM »
Another ass clown that has never posted a pic.

This "90 year old" would choke you out in less than two minutes. Guaranteed.

It was a joke you stupid old cu nt, chill out.

Wow Internet threats, how grown up,you want to play that childish game feel free to travel at your own expense to Northern England and deal with it personally, if not shit the fuck up as its rediculous.

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Re: Best ass in a porn? Maybe
« Reply #95 on: April 06, 2016, 10:02:03 PM »
Why'd you quit bbing? Life circumstances or...?

It's hard. Very hard. Everyone is born with a certain body type. It's literally a full time job trying to change and maintain a body you were just never meant to have. In other sports, like Jiu-Jitsu, you train and then it's over for the day. With bbing it never ends. You look at eating in a whole different way. What you eat it has to serve a specific purpose. You are bulking, cutting.... Remember when Jay said he gets no pleasure in eating? That's because for a bber eating is part of the job. Sleep is part of the job. It's work. All work. Everything you do has some kind of effect on your body. It never ends, everything becomes part of the job and the returns are comparably meager for most.

And then there's the health issue. Carrying a lot of muscle is just not healthy. Your heart acts more like an organ and doesn't get stronger with use. You can improve your cardiovascular system: blood vessels, veins, capillaries... but your heart and lung capacity are relatively fixed. They don't grow bigger and stronger. And more muscle means more work for you heart.

And this is not even taking into account anabolics which are necessary if you ever hope to exceed your natural limit which is what true bbing is about.

Resistance training is the best form of training your body and improve physical health and performance. But Body building is extremely hard and an all consuming endeavor and requires a huge investment in both time and money to be even a successful recreational bber. You really has to love it. Really, really love it. For most, it's just not worth the commitment and investment.

I train three times a week, keep in great shape, not killing myself, and still have time to enjoy other things in life.

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Re: Best ass in a porn? Maybe
« Reply #96 on: April 06, 2016, 10:04:22 PM »
It was a joke you stupid old cu nt, chill out.

Wow Internet threats, how grown up,you want to play that childish game feel free to travel at your own expense to Northern England and deal with it personally, if not shit the fuck up as its rediculous.

Apologies. Sometimes the written word doesn't translate as it would in real life.

My bad.


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Re: Best ass in a porn? Maybe
« Reply #97 on: April 06, 2016, 10:09:42 PM »
Sasha Grey has true Buttcheeks of Peace.

No shit. Lets un-gay this thread for a minute.


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Re: Best ass in a porn? Maybe
« Reply #98 on: April 06, 2016, 10:20:47 PM »
Apologies. Sometimes the written word doesn't translate as it would in real life.

My bad.



I apologise to as rereading my reply i looked like an absolute cu nt

Everything I say here is in jest and I shouldn't just assume everyone trades it that way

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Re: Best ass in a porn? Maybe
« Reply #99 on: April 07, 2016, 12:50:44 AM »


Big Mike Cox approved...and maybe Kwon.