Hugh's always wearing stinky, musty PJs. He has a live-in doc at the mansion mainlining the ancient coot Viagra. Spends his days wobbling around his packrat bedroom and having movie nights that feature reel-to-reel black and white yawnfests like Casablanca.
His 20-something wife, Crystal, must be on suicide watch.
Probably porking the wetback yardkeeper in the grotto. The crusty film on the top of the water a result of accumulated cum shots over 25 years.