Lied to a girl online about my age. Am actually into her now. What to do?

[michael arvilla]

Okay so you're saying don't bring it up? She'll eventually find out man. She even sent me a facebook friend invite this morning (After yesterdays great date). She'll see my friends (and how older they are), my sisters ages, etc... She'll put 2 and 2 together. Haven't yet accepted the friend invite though. My excuse is that I don't really use facebook, which is legit.

she will eventually find out ... ( but by then it's to late/ she's into you loves you whatever) It's not like you shaved 30 years off your age and your Facebook
Friends are in their "70's lol..... If you tell her now I guarantee it fucks things up because it's " new" she hasn't developed deep feelings ...like I stated she wouldn't have even given you a chance if you were truthful from the beginning ( like someone else said girls lie about their age all the time on
Those dating sites! .. Just make sure your date of birth isn't on
Your Facebook profile and ... You 2 will be laughing about this some day!

[HTexan]

Fuck......... you're a loser.

This. 
But tell her the truth, only gets more fucked the longer you wait.

[Obvious Gimmick]

Tell her your a gettbigger. She'll be so disgusted the last thing she'll worry about is your age.

Thank me later

[_aj_]

I would def ask the advice of a bunch of closet homos that live in mom's basement and look at pictures of muscly guys their opinion.  

[HTexan]

I would def ask the advice of a bunch of closet homos that live in mom's basement and look at pictures of muscly guys their opinion.  

Speak for yourself Homotastic basement dweller.

[_aj_]

Speak for yourself Homotastic basement dweller.

I WAS speaking for myself 

[da_vinci]

That's not a big deal at all, I mean - you're not 48, that age difference was probably the smallest in my family tree, starting with my grandparents. My wife, if I'll ever have one, will be younger no less than 8 years, I'd prefer 10-12 tho', current gf younger over 6 years, and I already start to kind of surpass her in the "good body" department (and she's hot, good genes, but needs to ramp up her training if she wants to keep up with me).
 My advice - LIE for at least three-four more months, lie through your teeth till she "falls in love" with you, don't listen to these rightful pussies, you don't have anything to loose in this case if you tell her later, rather than sooner. If she happens to really like you, females are emotional creatures, trust me - she'll get over that soon, and what the hell - you are JUST 38 ffs.
 I fella I know met his wife 20 years ago, he's 11 years older than her. When they met fucker lied even his name, because he had a gf (and age by 6 years), she figured out like half a year later (yes, even his real name lol).

[da_vinci]

I would def ask the advice of a bunch of closet homos that live in mom's basement and look at pictures of muscly guys their opinion.  

This!

Most here are socially awkward losers who wouldn't know what to do with a real female if presented, and this is not in theory, a very bad place to ask for advice about females.

[SF1900]

Dude, you really don't need advice from anyone.

Just be honest.

Really, it's not that difficult. You screwed up by lying. Be a "man" and face the music.

[Danimal77]

Dude, you really don't need advice from anyone.

Just be honest.

Really, it's not that difficult. You screwed up by lying. Be a "man" and face the music.

Face the music when caught, or face the music now (on the next date)?

[da_vinci]

Dude, you really don't need advice from anyone.

Just be honest.

Really, it's not that difficult. You screwed up by lying. Be a "man" and face the music.

Better to fuck the brain out of her for a few months before "facing the music". If she will bail, she will bail now or later, it doesn't matter, but he'd be able to have some great time with her fresh pussay.

[Tha Grim Lifter]

Does she wear makeup? Good you're both lying.

[SF1900]

Face the music when caught, or face the music now (on the next date)?

Face the music now. Confess.

Would you like a guy lying to your sister or mother? No.

There you have it.

[Danimal77]

Face the music now. Confess.

Would you like a guy lying to your sister or mother? No.

There you have it.

Take the morale ground. I hear ya. I'll do it the next time I see her, or wait until we get even more physically close, like after having sex, I tell her, or maybe just before having sex and the sex will be like makeup sex and she'll feel even closer to me. Hmmm.

[Hulkotron]

Have you dicked down this broad yet Danimal?

If not and it's been five ''dates'' then I have some bad news for you.

[El Diablo Blanco]

Time to fake your death. Then come back claiming to be your older but similar looking brother.

[Coffeed]

Time to fake your death. Then come back claiming to be your older but similar looking brother.

That or the ol' twin brother with a different birthday.

Works everytime.

[El Diablo Blanco]

If you're going to tell the troot then now is the time before it gets too serious and lies exponentially grow.

[Voice of Doom]

What wording would you choose?

I would say, "Hey, I'm 38 not 32...now put on something nice cause I'm taking you to dinner.  I want to be on the road in 30 minutes." Then go do something.  She'll be ready.

And never mention it again.  If she tries to bring it up later just ignore what she said and pull her on your lap and kiss her.  Eventually she'll figure out that its none of her business".

[polychronopolous]

I would say, "Hey, I'm 38 not 32...now put on something nice cause I'm taking you to dinner.  I want to be on the road in 30 minutes." Then go do something.  She'll be ready.

And never mention it again.  If she tries to bring it up later just ignore what she said and pull her on your lap and kiss her.  Eventually she'll figure out that its none of her business".

Sounds like a really bizarre conversation in real life.

[SF1900]

Sounds like a really bizarre conversation in real life.

Yes, VOD is deluded and thinks this is the movies lol.

Sounds like a line straight out of a cheesy romance movie/novel or something. 

[polychronopolous]

Yes, VOD is deluded and thinks this is the movies lol.

Sounds like a line straight out of a cheesy romance movie/novel or something. 

He really thinks she's going to go right back to putting the finishing touches on her mascara and not give it a second thought after coming out with that line. 

[SF1900]

He really thinks she's going to go right back to putting the finishing touches on her mascara and not give it a second thought after coming out with that line. 

 


"By the way, I lied to you about my age..................... ....................Let's go get a steak."

[ProudVirgin69]

Never bring it up.

If you get bagged, act like it was a typo.

Winner.

[The Abdominal Snoman]

Don't tell her.

Fuck her for a while and move on before she gets a chance to ruin your life.

This^^^It's a new chick so of course you're into her shit and she's into yours. In a month or two things will look a lot different. And even if they don't, they will in 3 months or 6 months etc. And you people telling him to ask for forgiveness? Are you guys fucking kidding me. You never ask a woman you're not married to for forgiveness. Honestly don't ever do that. Women are always looking for something to hold over you. You're just setting yourself up for unnecessary embarrassment. She'll tell her friends and they'll also hold it against you every time they see you.  You're an old man to her and her friends. If you don't want to be called "old man" every time you see them, don't say a fucking word. And if she ever finds out and calls you on it, just say "what did you expect, we met on OKstupid".