Lied to a girl online about my age. Am actually into her now. What to do?

[Board_SHERIF]

after a year will be done with her anyway..

[_aj_]

Answer me this...

Do you tell people the truth that you have fake steroid muscles?

Where do we draw the line?

If the president of the USA lies on a regular basis then that sets the tone for society. Face the facts. The original bodybuilders were Homo erectus. Fact.

Steroid muscles aren't fake, they're real. Everything in life is rented, natty or not.

[Earl1972]

delete your facebook, why anybody needs that in 2016 i don't know, by now you should've already stalked all the people from your past so just delete it

don't tell her, more than likely you won't last with her anyways so why tell?

if by some chance you last, she'll be so in love with you it won't make a difference if she finds out

E

[Donny]

Steroid muscles aren't fake, they're real. Everything in life is rented, natty or not.

[Waller]

Petition the court to change your birthday to match her expectations.

I like your thinking.

[johnnynoname]

with all due respect to the OP but do people really use online dating to actually meet people?

I mean--I know the websites exist and people do set up accounts but I thought, well, you know?.......I thought people just used those sites as a goof or something like that


human attraction is so "primal" (for lack of better word) that you need to make eye contact and smell the other person and all that shit for it to actually work

[da_vinci]

with all due respect to the OP but do people really use online dating to actually meet people?

I mean--I know the websites exist and people do set up accounts but I thought, well, you know?.......I thought people just used those sites as a goof or something like that


human attraction is so "primal" (for lack of better word) that you need to make eye contact and smell the other person and all that shit for it to actually work

The greatest invetion after sliced bread (and steroids) is e-dating. try it. Have had countless fun and even love out of that.

[Earl1972]

with all due respect to the OP but do people really use online dating to actually meet people?

I mean--I know the websites exist and people do set up accounts but I thought, well, you know?.......I thought people just used those sites as a goof or something like that


human attraction is so "primal" (for lack of better word) that you need to make eye contact and smell the other person and all that shit for it to actually work

johnny you never whacked it to online porn?  you didn't smell them or make eye contact

E

[johnnynoname]

The greatest invetion after sliced bread (and steroids) is e-dating. try it. Have had countless fun and even love out of that.

I've actually "window shopped" several of the online sites and I've never seen a woman on there who's caught my eye enough to want to talk to them in either real life or cyber life

the above my sound "dick-ish" but it's sincere........

however, you've said you had success with it....good for you

not to use a cliche saying but "different strokes for different folks"

johnny you never whacked it to online porn?  you didn't smell them or make eye contact

E

apples and oranges ......btw- on a related note I barely watch any internet porn anymore

fun fact- my "ideal woman" (looks wise) is Christy Mack and I've literally never seen her in anything pornographic

I initially became aware of her via instagram


EDIT- it's not really that fun of a fact

[Earl1972]

how is it apples and oranges?

if you like what you see you will be willing to meet them whether you "smelled" them or not

E

[da_vinci]

I've actually "window shopped" several of the online sites and I've never seen a woman on there who's caught my eye enough to want to talk to them in either real life or cyber life

the above my sound "dick-ish" but it's sincere........

however, you've said you had success with it....good for you

not to use a cliche saying but "different strokes for different folks"

Plenty of worthless stupid whores, that's right. If I wanted a fuck session I'd go for these with their boobs barely covered in every pic, if I wanted a decent nice girl I'd write to these who had a few simple pics or taken in some kind of a subtle fashion, but no obvious butt or boobs advertise, usualy turned out to be nice and smart girls. Never wrote more than a few days, demanded a meetup after that if no - next, except a few cases when they lived at a far distance.

[johnnynoname]

how is it apples and oranges?

if you like what you see you will be willing to meet them whether you "smelled" them or not

E

so I have to explain the difference between creating a relationship with a real life woman who breathes and makes your heart skip a beat and the animal task of jerking yourself off to some moving pictures?

there's a clear difference between those two and if you need for me to explain it then you're a complete fucktard

[FREAKgeek]

Just tell her the truth and she should feel flattered, not deceived, cause it's not about money or status. Seriously, it's that simple. If she leaves you, whatever, then it's meant to be, you couldn't have prevented it anyway.

[devilsmile]

i'm REALLY jealouse of jnn and da_vinci

it seems u are sick and tirred of having mind blowing sex with sexy strangers all of the time. u rather be without sex for a decade than to continue that endless pussy stream of random 9's and 10's. all u want now is a "deceant, nice girl"...

trust me, i know something about having a deceant, nice girl. it ends up with not wanting sex with her but all of her friends and even ur far uglier neighbor. it's not that great.

what do u guys even mean by wanting a "deceant, nice girl"? female gymnast? no wait, i bet for enlightenned alpha male specimen such as ur selves they are all boring and manly.... nba's cheerleaders? naaaah they r the ugliest females on this planet. hottest pro female tennis players? they are talent free and fugly next to u, i bet

can we switch places? because i can find the wife, but i'm too much of a child to appreciate it. i want to feel how it's like to have thousands of 9's and 10's want me. what is ur secret?

[johnnynoname]

i'm REALLY jealouse of jnn and da_vinci

it seems u are sick and tirred of having mind blowing sex with sexy strangers all of the time. u rather be without sex for a decade than to continue that endless pussy stream of random 9's and 10's. all u want now is a "deceant, nice girl"...

trust me, i know something about having a deceant, nice girl. it ends up with not wanting sex with her but all of her friends and even ur far uglier neighbor. it's not that great.

what do u guys even mean by wanting a "deceant, nice girl"? female gymnast? no wait, i bet for enlightenned alpha male specimen such as ur selves they are all boring and manly.... nba's cheerleaders? naaaah they r the ugliest females on this planet. hottest pro female tennis players? they are talent free and fugly next to u, i bet

can we switch places? because i can find the wife, but i'm too much of a child to appreciate it. i want to feel how it's like to have thousands of 9's and 10's want me. what is ur secret?

it's just a matter of "getting older"....that's all

and by "Getting older" I don't mean "I can't keep up"

I've probably used this analogy before but i'll use it again

when you're 4, you had a tri-cycle
You LOVED riding that tri-cycle
you rode that tri-cycle every day


you turn 8
you can still ride that same try-cycle
shit- you probably can ride that thing WAY better than when you were 4

but, does 8 year old you really want to ride that same tri-cycle anymore?

[devilsmile]

it's just a matter of "getting older"....that's all

and by "Getting older" I don't mean "I can't keep up"

I've probably used this analogy before but i'll use it again

when you're 4, you had a tri-cycle
You LOVED riding that tri-cycle
you rode that tri-cycle every day


you turn 8
you can still ride that same try-cycle
shit- you probably can ride that thing WAY better than when you were 4

but, does 8 year old you really want to ride that same tri-cycle anymore?

i understand that perfectly. shit gets boring.

well, u will most likely find a woman just for u. u look good, u don't sell drugs, have a stable job and i'm guessing u have a good vocabulary.

me, i'm still trying to figure out how to get laid without talking about what i do for a living and without lying about what i do for a living. until then, i'm going to keep fucking my former girlfriend every so often. not very often. because she's like the "when my dick is about to fall out" option, the only option. she's also the "nice, deceant girl" u talk about.  i'm just frustrated of u guys for getting bored of something i managed to experience for only a short period of time years ago. but, after a hundred years, it doesn't matter. honest to god she's so deceant and nice, would be a fun wife to have.... but fuck no to that shit

[Earl1972]

so I have to explain the difference between creating a relationship with a real life woman who breathes and makes your heart skip a beat and the animal task of jerking yourself off to some moving pictures?

there's a clear difference between those two and if you need for me to explain it then you're a complete fucktard

the only reason she makes your heart "skip a beat" is because of the way she looks, which you can see on video or in good unedited pictures hence the popularity of online dating

no ugly girl "smells good", no 300 lb woman makes your heart "skip a beat" no matter how good her personality is

maybe you don't get it anymore because you have no desire for sex in like 6 years

all guys want is a good looking girl that doesn't disagree with him and his ways, all the other stuff means shit if she looks like shit

E

[Pray_4_War]

Age is just a social construct much like gender.  Don't tell her...if she finds out just tell her you identify as a 32 year old.  Then say something about Kaitlyn Jenner.  You'll be fine.

Seriously though if she finds out later on, just play it off like it's no big deal and everyone lies on their online profiles.  Once you get your claws into her and she starts to really like you it won't matter.

Just keep your mouth shut for now.

[johnnynoname]

me, i'm still trying to figure out how to get laid without talking about what i do for a living and without lying about what i do for a living. until then, i'm going to keep fucking my former girlfriend every so often. not very often. because she's like the "when ur dick is about to fall out" option, the only option. she's also the "nice, deceant girl" u talk about.  i'm just frustrated of u guys for getting bored of something i managed to experience for only a short period of time years ago. but, after a hundred years, it doesn't matter

i understand that perfectly. shit gets boring.

well, u will most likely find a woman just for u. u look good, u don't sell drugs, have a stable job and i'm guessing u have a good vocabulary.

me, i'm still trying to figure out how to get laid without talking about what i do for a living and without lying about what i do for a living. until then, i'm going to keep fucking my former girlfriend every so often. not very often. because she's like the "when my dick is about to fall out" option, the only option. she's also the "nice, deceant girl" u talk about.  i'm just frustrated of u guys for getting bored of something i managed to experience for only a short period of time years ago. but, after a hundred years, it doesn't matter. honest to god she's so deceant and nice, would be a fun wife to have.... but fuck no to that shit

 I never thought I would become the "me" that I currently am

but I became current me ORGANICALLY....I didn't have to force it...it just happened.....


whatever happens to you or whatever you feel just let it be natural and don't force it......the mistakes you make now are what make you wiser when you get older and it will happen but by no means force anything.......if I wanted to "bang sluts" then I would but I don't want too.....i'm genuinely turned off by vapid women (which some of you may find Ironic given that I stated that i'm genuinely attracted to Christy Mack's looks but I was talking about her looks- if she opened her mouth and sounded like a valley girl then my dick would go limp)

older people will say that one of the beautiful things about getting older is not giving a fuck........and you really don't realize what this means until you get older

i may have gone off topic and went on alot of tangents but i'm not in the mood to really edit things and just let things roll

[_aj_]

i understand that perfectly. shit gets boring.

well, u will most likely find a woman just for u. u look good, u don't sell drugs, have a stable job and i'm guessing u have a good vocabulary.

me, i'm still trying to figure out how to get laid without talking about what i do for a living and without lying about what i do for a living. until then, i'm going to keep fucking my former girlfriend every so often. not very often. because she's like the "when my dick is about to fall out" option, the only option. she's also the "nice, deceant girl" u talk about.  i'm just frustrated of u guys for getting bored of something i managed to experience for only a short period of time years ago. but, after a hundred years, it doesn't matter. honest to god she's so deceant and nice, would be a fun wife to have.... but fuck no to that shit

What DO you do for a living?

[devilsmile]

What DO you do for a living?

warehouse, driving the truck, packing, unpacking, few hours a day, 5 days a week. don't be jelly brah

I never thought I would become the "me" that I currently am

but I became current me ORGANICALLY....I didn't have to force it...it just happened.....


whatever happens to you or whatever you feel just let it be natural and don't force it......the mistakes you make now are what make you wiser when you get older and it will happen but by no means force anything.......if I wanted to "bang sluts" then I would but I don't want too.....i'm genuinely turned off by vapid women (which some of you may find Ironic given that I stated that i'm genuinely attracted to Christy Mack's looks but I was talking about her looks- if she opened her mouth and sounded like a valley girl then my dick would go limp)

older people will say that one of the beautiful things about getting older is not giving a fuck........and you really don't realize what this means until you get older

i may have gone off topic and went on alot of tangents but i'm not in the mood to really edit things and just let things roll

yeah i get u completely. i'm worried when i get older and wiser that i regret i didn't fuck hotties more often, not attending to the summer festival carnage etc... like, i'm too bored to try to get laid, but my lack of trying to get laid is in direct connection with my self image, which is skinnier, weaker and no tann having ass and i don't like myself physically at the moment at all. i wonder would i go into pimp mode if i got few pounds more muscle on my frame and a great tann or would i still be boring as shit because i don't want to drive the tricycle again.

[Danimal77]

Congrats on finding a young girl who can't tell that you are 38!

haha. Was seeing (fucking) a 19 year and 22 year old who both thought I was 28. I can pass for younger.

[johnnynoname]

i'm worried when i get older and wiser that i regret i didn't fuck hotties more often, not attending to the summer festival carnage etc...

these things you won't regret...


you will regret things that involve pursuing your dream though......THAT you'll regret however

women come and go....your dream though is another story all together

[Danimal77]

::)1. You actually have a Facebook account? And why in the world would you be friends with her online?

2.  Don't tell her anything.. As others have pointed bang her for a while and let fate take it's course.

3. I  would be more worried about your laptop filled with  videos of Kai and his grapefruit.

And where are  the pics?

Never use facebook. Haven't accepted her friend invite.

Haven't told her yet. Will eventually though.

Was never a fan of Kai and I don't like grapefruits.

No pics for you.

[Danimal77]

delete your facebook, why anybody needs that in 2016 i don't know, by now you should've already stalked all the people from your past so just delete it

don't tell her, more than likely you won't last with her anyways so why tell?

if by some chance you last, she'll be so in love with you it won't make a difference if she finds out

E

2nd and 3rd line are money.