Checking?

[Never1AShow]

A friend of mine recently returned from the bathroom and said he needed to wave off because the light was out in the room.  This seemed odd to me.  Who needs a light to shit?  He said he needed the light to "check" that he was clean after he was done.  I've since learned apparently a lot of people check the paper. 

I've been on this planet many many years and I'd never heard or suspected this was going on.  Is this common?  Is it the majority position?

[_aj_]

A friend of mine recently returned from the bathroom and said he needed to wave off because the light was out in the room.  This seemed odd to me.  Who needs a light to shit?  He said he needed the light to "check" that he was clean after he was done.  I've since learned apparently a lot of people check the paper. 

I've been on this planet many many years and I'd never heard or suspected this was going on.  Is this common?  Is it the majority position?

NFW. You can tell if you are done by how wet the swipe of the TP feels. Wipe until you feel ass and not shit. Use baby wipes of it's a taco 8-wiper. Sometimes the shit is so bad that the only acceptable "wipe" is a full shower with lots of bar soap and a ruined washcloth.

[HTexan]

Prefer to shower having a dump if i can, but wet wipes work if needed.

[Never1AShow]

NFW. You can tell if you are done by how wet the swipe of the TP feels. Wipe until you feel ass and not shit. Use baby wipes of it's a taco 8-wiper. Sometimes the shit is so bad that the only acceptable "wipe" is a full shower with lots of bar soap and a ruined washcloth.

This is what I thought also, that those who "check" are the oddity and most go by feel, but my small sample size less than scientific survey amongst friends seems to indicate otherwise.  It's a delicate subject though.

[Dr Dutch]

A friend of mine recently returned from the bathroom and said he needed to wave off because the light was out in the room.  This seemed odd to me.  Who needs a light to shit?  He said he needed the light to "check" that he was clean after he was done.  I've since learned apparently a lot of people check the paper. 

I've been on this planet many many years and I'd never heard or suspected this was going on.  Is this common?  Is it the majority position?

Go away

[Fortress]

Maybe the reason so many have perma skids in their undies is because they DON'T check.

A quick glance every few wipes will tell the tale.

[calfzilla]

Most check for blood to indicate disease. It's a natural evolutionary phenomena.

[Never1AShow]

Right now it is running about 50/50 for those who do check the paper v. those who don't.  I would have thought it only about 10 percent (the fussy percentage that is always present).

Although, of course, I do glance in the bowl.

[Kwon_2]

Have to admit i do the bowlglancing of Peace as well.

[Hulkotron]

A blowtorch and gauze is the only way to be sure.

[Henda]

Always check and wet wipes are a must as you can wipe till the papers clear with ordinary paper the. Use a wet wipe will show there was still leftover shit residue.

[BayGBM]

A friend of mine recently returned from the bathroom and said he needed to wave off because the light was out in the room.  This seemed odd to me.  Who needs a light to shit?  He said he needed the light to "check" that he was clean after he was done.  I've since learned apparently a lot of people check the paper. 

I've been on this planet many many years and I'd never heard or suspected this was going on.  Is this common?  Is it the majority position?

I do not know how common it is, but I do check.  I was trained to do this as a child and have done it all my life.  Nothing worse that skid marks in your undies.

Prefer to shower having a dump if i can, but wet wipes work if needed.

x2.  My body is pretty well programmed to go in the morning; I typically go from the can straight into my shower so I am totally clean afterwards, but sometimes you do have to go away from home. 

[Never1AShow]

I do not know how common it is, but I do check.  I was trained to do this as a child and have done it all my life.  Nothing worse that skid marks in your undies.


x2.  My body is pretty well programmed to go in the morning; I typically go from the can straight into my shower so I am totally clean afterwards, but sometimes you do have to go away from home. 

Trained?

Anyway I don't have skid marks on my undies either but I don't check.  I go by feel.  Someone brought up evolution.  I think from an evolutionary perspective not checking makes you superior because you are more flexible and able to handle your business in the dark.

[BayGBM]

Bidets are not very common in the U.S. but they all over Europe and finer places in Latin America and Asia.  A bidet is the solution.  Occasionally, I will see a house in the U.S. with a bidet and I always like it.

[HTexan]

x2.  My body is pretty well programmed to go in the morning; I typically go from the can straight into my shower so I am totally clean afterwards, but sometimes you do have to go away from home. 

yes sir. I go in the morning, after cardio, too. It fucking sucks, and ruins my day, if I have to shit at work.
so, i always got a pack of wet wipes in my backpack.

Have to seen the numi? That toilet looks cool. lol
http://www.kohler.com/numi/

[Primemuscle]

Most check for blood to indicate disease. It's a natural evolutionary phenomena.

Other things besides disease cause blood. Try having hemorrhoids which are a condition and not a disease.

[calfzilla]

Other things besides disease cause blood. Try having hemorrhoids which are a condition and not a disease.

I know.