Ted Cruz Eating What Appears To Be A Delicious Looking Pizza

[polychronopolous]

In the front seat of his campaign van.

[LurkerNoMore]

No corn dog photos?

[polychronopolous]

No corn dog photos?

Not that I'm aware of.

Seen a pretty good shot of him working on a double cheeseburger not too long ago.

[Agnostic007]

well there it is.. 240 was right all along. You see, it's well known pizza is the food of choice of cheaters. The fact he is holding the slice at that angle and it happens to be the 7 O'clock position slice.. well you have to be stupid not to see what that means. O'Reilly covered that on his show. He is also using his right hand. if he held up a sign saying "I slept with Amanda Carpenter" it couldn't be more clear to those of us in the know... BAM! In your faces doubters! 

[240 is Back]

well there it is.. 240 was right all along. You see, it's well known pizza is the food of choice of cheaters. The fact he is holding the slice at that angle and it happens to be the 7 O'clock position slice.. well you have to be stupid not to see what that means. O'Reilly covered that on his show. He is also using his right hand. if he held up a sign saying "I slept with Amanda Carpenter" it couldn't be more clear to those of us in the know... BAM! In your faces doubters! 

Another thread for me to bump when the hooker/escort records are released and Cruz is all up in dat ass.   

I'm sure there will be an accompanying pepperoni joke.

[Dos Equis]

well there it is.. 240 was right all along. You see, it's well known pizza is the food of choice of cheaters. The fact he is holding the slice at that angle and it happens to be the 7 O'clock position slice.. well you have to be stupid not to see what that means. O'Reilly covered that on his show. He is also using his right hand. if he held up a sign saying "I slept with Amanda Carpenter" it couldn't be more clear to those of us in the know... BAM! In your faces doubters! 

lol   

[Skeletor]

[LurkerNoMore]

That 7/11 pizza certainly looks better to swallow than those New York Values and that ass kicking Trump handed him yesterday.

[240 is Back]

That 7/11 pizza certainly looks better to swallow than those New York Values and that ass kicking Trump handed him yesterday.

7/11 Never Forget

[The True Adonis]

In the front seat of his campaign van.

Not a true NY style Pizza at all.  Its more of an American Style, a bit thicker crust.  Slices stand out on their own when held out, should droop over until you give it the fold to be true NY style.  Probably not too bad tasting though.