Here's a crazy idea.... Have 3 types of bathrooms. A bathroom for males, one for females and a unisex bathroom as well at all venues. A retarded approach to killing 3 fucking birds with 3 stones.
Sometimes, when I go to small restaurants, I notice that they might have a bathroom for males and one for females and often times these bathroom are for single-person occupancy. Guess what, if I have to take a piss that bad and the male bathroom is occupied, but the female one isnt, I will simply go into the female bathroom, lock the fucking door and take a piss. It's nicer in there anyway, as females tend to not piss outside of the toilet and flush after themselves. I then walk out and if a female sees me coming out of the "female" restroom and snickers or stares, I typically say, "I suck cock and sometimes after I take a dump, I'll just piss while sitting down too, so what the fuck!?!" and keep walking.
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