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What is the gayest thing you can do and still be safe by saying "no homo"?
« on: April 27, 2016, 03:31:28 PM »
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Army of One

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Re: What is the gayest thing you can do and still be safe by saying "no homo"?
« Reply #1 on: April 27, 2016, 03:34:47 PM »
Anything but balls touching and eyes meeting, no homo won't save you from those.
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Kwon

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Re: What is the gayest thing you can do and still be safe by saying "no homo"?
« Reply #2 on: April 27, 2016, 04:19:18 PM »
Nothing gay with balls touching whilst eyes meeting if you remember to say "No homo".

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Re: What is the gayest thing you can do and still be safe by saying "no homo"?
« Reply #3 on: April 27, 2016, 04:27:49 PM »
Shizzo tried a "no homo" after his cock gobbling confession.

It didn't work.
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Re: What is the gayest thing you can do and still be safe by saying "no homo"?
« Reply #4 on: April 27, 2016, 04:29:10 PM »
Fucking a hot dime piece Tranny in the Ass.
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Re: What is the gayest thing you can do and still be safe by saying "no homo"?
« Reply #5 on: April 27, 2016, 07:33:21 PM »
ordering a Sangria ;D
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Re: What is the gayest thing you can do and still be safe by saying "no homo"?
« Reply #6 on: April 27, 2016, 08:06:51 PM »
Owning a Hummer

Living in Regina

Blowing a dude you work with at Walmart

Being married 8 times

Being Mr. Canada 1970

Being 283 years old and still juicing

Hiding from big kubby

Having a Prince Valiant haircut

Being a bodybuilding "photographer"

Being British

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Re: What is the gayest thing you can do and still be safe by saying "no homo"?
« Reply #7 on: April 27, 2016, 08:16:56 PM »
Quote from: Walter Sobchak on April 27, 2016, 08:06:51 PM
Owning a Hummer

Living in Regina

Blowing a dude you work with at Walmart

Being married 8 times

Being Mr. Canada 1970

Being 283 years old and still juicing

Hiding from big kubby

Having a Prince Valiant haircut

Being a bodybuilding "photographer"

Being British

Being a sand crab living in London

Believing the original nigs were anything but lazy shiftless nigs

Owning 3,287 online businesses


LOL!!!
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Re: What is the gayest thing you can do and still be safe by saying "no homo"?
« Reply #8 on: April 27, 2016, 08:34:58 PM »
Posting in a bodybuilding forum.
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Re: What is the gayest thing you can do and still be safe by saying "no homo"?
« Reply #9 on: April 27, 2016, 09:05:22 PM »
reading getbig in public
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Re: What is the gayest thing you can do and still be safe by saying "no homo"?
« Reply #10 on: April 27, 2016, 09:58:23 PM »
Quote from: Walter Sobchak on April 27, 2016, 08:06:51 PM
Owning a Hummer

Living in Regina

Blowing a dude you work with at Walmart

Being married 8 times

Being Mr. Canada 1970

Being 283 years old and still juicing

Hiding from big kubby

Having a Prince Valiant haircut

Being a bodybuilding "photographer"

Being British

Being a sand crab living in London

Believing the original nigs were anything but lazy shiftless nigs

Owning 3,287 online businesses

Wally my boy, this is your greatest post ever.
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Alfurinn

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Re: What is the gayest thing you can do and still be safe by saying "no homo"?
« Reply #11 on: April 27, 2016, 11:07:36 PM »
Homosexuality is a guilty pleasure in every bodybuilding forum.

Or rather a repressed pleasure.  
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anabolicguru

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Re: What is the gayest thing you can do and still be safe by saying "no homo"?
« Reply #12 on: April 28, 2016, 12:28:02 AM »
In all seriousness, the gayest thing is training legs
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Re: What is the gayest thing you can do and still be safe by saying "no homo"?
« Reply #13 on: April 28, 2016, 02:40:35 AM »
Sometimes, I drink Earl Grey tea. No homo.
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nzmusclemonster

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Re: What is the gayest thing you can do and still be safe by saying "no homo"?
« Reply #14 on: April 28, 2016, 03:40:44 AM »
I believe you can sneak a peek at another man's penis at the urinal and not be a homo.
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Re: What is the gayest thing you can do and still be safe by saying "no homo"?
« Reply #15 on: April 28, 2016, 03:59:49 AM »
Quote from: nzmusclemonster on April 28, 2016, 03:40:44 AM
I believe you can sneak a peek at another man's penis at the urinal and not be a homo.

You can even do full-on anal penetration with accompanying reach-around on a random fagget and not be a homer, if you remember saying "No homo" afterwards that is.

If you forget about saying it though, you are bound to faggotry for the rest of your life.

The "No homo" is the most important part.

Christians don't confess their sins to a priest anymore, the just say "No homo" and it's all good.
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Re: What is the gayest thing you can do and still be safe by saying "no homo"?
« Reply #16 on: April 28, 2016, 05:04:35 AM »
Quote from: Walter Sobchak on April 27, 2016, 08:06:51 PM
Owning a Hummer

Living in Regina

Blowing a dude you work with at Walmart

Being married 8 times

Being Mr. Canada 1970

Being 283 years old and still juicing

Hiding from big kubby

Having a Prince Valiant haircut

Being a bodybuilding "photographer"

Being British

Being a sand crab living in London

Believing the original nigs were anything but lazy shiftless nigs

Owning 3,287 online businesses


Another list I didn't make :)
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Re: What is the gayest thing you can do and still be safe by saying "no homo"?
« Reply #17 on: April 28, 2016, 05:14:13 AM »
split second eye contact at a urinal
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Re: What is the gayest thing you can do and still be safe by saying "no homo"?
« Reply #18 on: April 28, 2016, 06:57:14 AM »
Blow drying your schlong in the gym's changeroom.
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Re: What is the gayest thing you can do and still be safe by saying "no homo"?
« Reply #19 on: April 28, 2016, 07:29:39 AM »
Quote from: Kwon on April 27, 2016, 04:19:18 PM
Nothing gay with balls touching whilst eyes meeting if you remember to say "No homo".



Possible unless you go dick to butt crack
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Kwon

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Re: What is the gayest thing you can do and still be safe by saying "no homo"?
« Reply #20 on: April 28, 2016, 07:39:16 AM »
Quote from: Howard on April 28, 2016, 07:29:39 AM
Possible unless you go dick to butt crack

Depends on circumstance and how quickly the golden phrase "No homo" was mentioned during the process.
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Re: What is the gayest thing you can do and still be safe by saying "no homo"?
« Reply #21 on: April 28, 2016, 07:44:36 AM »
I post on Getbig
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Walter Sobchak

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Re: What is the gayest thing you can do and still be safe by saying "no homo"?
« Reply #22 on: April 28, 2016, 06:01:40 PM »
Tell someone to "come to Celle".
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Re: What is the gayest thing you can do and still be safe by saying "no homo"?
« Reply #23 on: April 28, 2016, 07:30:16 PM »
Quote from: nzmusclemonster on April 28, 2016, 03:40:44 AM
I believe you can sneak a peek at another man's penis at the urinal and not be a homo.

Agree if done in a tasteful fashion
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Re: What is the gayest thing you can do and still be safe by saying "no homo"?
« Reply #24 on: April 28, 2016, 07:40:16 PM »
Spit it out?  :-X :-X
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