Author Topic: Are there any fart powders that are legit?  (Read 1974 times)

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Re: Are there any fart powders that are legit?
« Reply #25 on: April 30, 2016, 06:06:07 PM »
Basically, the best fart powder I've experienced (and I use "powder" lightly) is anything with high amounts of artificial sweetener like malitol (or whatever it is).

Too much of that and I lay down frequent and dense clouds that do not disperse anywhere near as far as regular shitbreath.

There is an artificially sweetened gummi bear on amazon that has a legendary rep (and reviews) for this.