Average day of a 5/10 female

[devilsmile]

I'm 46, nice looking (not some model, I admit), am friendly, clean, have a good job and a cool vehicle, a pleasant condo ...

Like a newspaper dating ad

[Azure]

As a woman I think there's a lot of truth to this post. The chicks on my social media that are always posting pictures of themselves are honestly not the most attractive. It's like they're always begging for acknowledgment

[devilsmile]

As a woman I think there's a lot of truth to this post. The chicks on my social media that are always posting pictures of themselves are honestly not the most attractive. It's like they're always begging for acknowledgment

So, as a woman, why do you think fortress has a hard time getting dates? Says he's 46, nice looking, friendly, clean, has a good job and a cool vehicle, a pleasant condo.... I mean what else does a woman need? Needy whores, needy whores everywhere!

[Ken Fresno]

So, as a woman, why do you think fortress has a hard time getting dates? Says he's 46, nice looking, friendly, clean, has a good job and a cool vehicle, a pleasant condo.... I mean what else does a woman need? Needy whores, needy whores everywhere!

You would think a middle aged, racist, women hating, heavy metal fan would be swimming in minge.

What a strange time we live in.

[devilsmile]

You would think a middle aged, racist, women hating, heavy metal fan would be swimming in minge.

What a strange time we live in.

Exactly, defies logic and common sense

[Azure]

So, as a woman, why do you think fortress has a hard time getting dates? Says he's 46, nice looking, friendly, clean, has a good job and a cool vehicle, a pleasant condo.... I mean what else does a woman need? Needy whores, needy whores everywhere!

Is he boring? If he's obsessed with his body or looks then good luck with keeping women around.  people think that's enough to keep the party going but as many ex husbands and wives  have found out..:it is not. You've got to be interesting

[devilsmile]

Is he boring? If he's obsessed with his body or looks then good luck with keeping women around.  people think that's enough to keep the party going but as many ex husbands and wives  have found out..:it is not. You've got to be interesting

Ehh... Fortress is only a respected archeologist, theologist and he is currently in israel translating newly found scriptures of the recordings of jesus's teachings, which I shouldn't even talk about because the vatican wants those scriptures to themselves so that they could hid the knowledge from people and continue to spread lies.. ?? Fortress's life is in danger because of it. Jesuits are after him.

Sorry Fortress I know I shouldn't talk about this stuff, but I'm sick and tirred of seeing you shy away form women. Women would DIE to have you, you're like a real life indiana jones.

Fortress is just rly shy. Weird I know.

[_bruce_]

Lots of weak minded Guardian readers hating on Mr. Fortress and his superb collection of Ozzy Osbourne records. 

[Never1AShow]

Ehh... Fortress is only a respected archeologist, theologist and he is currently in israel translating newly found scriptures of the recordings of jesus's teachings, which I shouldn't even talk about because the vatican wants those scriptures to themselves so that they could hid the knowledge from people and continue to spread lies.. ?? Fortress's life is in danger because of it. Jesuits are after him.

Sorry Fortress I know I shouldn't talk about this stuff, but I'm sick and tirred of seeing you shy away form women. Women would DIE to have you, you're like a real life indiana jones.

Fortress is just rly shy. Weird I know.

This would have been my guess.  Never around chicks at work or in most of his life and in places like the gym where he SEES them, he never chats them up.  By the time you are 46 you need to be able to say fuck it and go for it no matter the situation.

[Kwon]

You would think a middle aged, racist, women hating, heavy metal fan would be swimming in minge.

What a strange time we live in.

Different times these days, heavy metal doesn't wield as much merit and value like it used to have.

With all the corruption and degeneration of modern society today together with the brainwashing from media and TV, many weaker minded people have been influenced of other things, such as the self-destructive rhythms from the dark country.

[Ken Fresno]

Different times these days, heavy metal doesn't wield as much merit and value like it used to have.

With all the corruption and degeneration of modern society today together with the brainwashing from media and TV, many weaker minded people have been influenced of other things, such as the self-destructive rhythms from the dark country.

Exactly. A faded, ill-fitting Deicide t-shirt isn't the panty dropper it once was.

I blame the Rothschilds.

[240 is Back]

5/10 male:

Wake up to 2 text messages one from your mum one from your phone provider. Check your email/facebook/twitter of your oneitis and she has a few dozen guys whiteknighting her. You want some more attention from her so you shower up, put some clothes on, take some creatine and a protein shake and hit the gym hard. Maybe if I get shredded enough she will like me and then we can be together, you think to yourself to keep going as your chest burns on the third set of bench press.

Get on the bus back from the gym and your feeling confident thanks to your new pump. Meanwhile your oneitis is getting railed by Tyrone, and your forced to give up your seat for a 2/10 girl who thinks she's above you. You send a snapchat to your oneitis hoping she will notice your 15lbs of lean gains, truth is she couldn't care less you will always be scum to her no matter how much muscle or how low a bodyfat you get. Get off the bus, head to class, where the professor gives a lecture on how women have it so difficult in America and how there is still male privilege out there. Your forced to join the sloots and white knights in their chants of #yesallwomen.

You check your snapchat and your oneitis has not replied, don't worry it's only midday. You accidentally trip on your way to work and 29 women and several men all laugh at you despite being non lifting phaggots, I'll show them, you think to yourself.

After walking past a parade of women at work who look at you like inferior scum despite not one of them being more than a 6/10 themselves, you see a reply from your oneitis. She says that's cool, cod e for Phuck off I'm about tomeet up with Travis for a quickie. He's a drug dealer, but he has a motorcycle and plays drums in a band. Who cares if he still lives with his parents and he's 27? He's hot.

After that, you meet up with your friend to go clubbing. You hit on uncountable amount of women, and after buying several of them for free drinks, you get ditched and go home. You open up your oneitis Instagram and see her selfie with 297 likes, you fap to its a jizz, but then cry to yourself that she will never be yours and despite the fact she's on your mind 24/7 she never ever even contemplates your existence.

You notice in the bathroom that you've gained some weight. The lean gains are coming along nicely but the girls don't seem to care. You log onto bodybuilding.com and make some threads on the misc atleast they will understand what your going through. Finally you sleep and dream of the happy life you and your oneitis would live together.

You wake up the next morning to no new text messages but at least you have some killer DOMs in your chest.
One day she'll be mine, one day...........

LOL love it

[Never1AShow]

5/10 male:

Wake up to 2 text messages one from your mum one from your phone provider. Check your email/facebook/twitter of your oneitis and she has a few dozen guys whiteknighting her. You want some more attention from her so you shower up, put some clothes on, take some creatine and a protein shake and hit the gym hard. Maybe if I get shredded enough she will like me and then we can be together, you think to yourself to keep going as your chest burns on the third set of bench press.

Get on the bus back from the gym and your feeling confident thanks to your new pump. Meanwhile your oneitis is getting railed by Tyrone, and your forced to give up your seat for a 2/10 girl who thinks she's above you. You send a snapchat to your oneitis hoping she will notice your 15lbs of lean gains, truth is she couldn't care less you will always be scum to her no matter how much muscle or how low a bodyfat you get. Get off the bus, head to class, where the professor gives a lecture on how women have it so difficult in America and how there is still male privilege out there. Your forced to join the sloots and white knights in their chants of #yesallwomen.

You check your snapchat and your oneitis has not replied, don't worry it's only midday. You accidentally trip on your way to work and 29 women and several men all laugh at you despite being non lifting phaggots, I'll show them, you think to yourself.

After walking past a parade of women at work who look at you like inferior scum despite not one of them being more than a 6/10 themselves, you see a reply from your oneitis. She says that's cool, cod e for Phuck off I'm about tomeet up with Travis for a quickie. He's a drug dealer, but he has a motorcycle and plays drums in a band. Who cares if he still lives with his parents and he's 27? He's hot.

After that, you meet up with your friend to go clubbing. You hit on uncountable amount of women, and after buying several of them for free drinks, you get ditched and go home. You open up your oneitis Instagram and see her selfie with 297 likes, you fap to its a jizz, but then cry to yourself that she will never be yours and despite the fact she's on your mind 24/7 she never ever even contemplates your existence.

You notice in the bathroom that you've gained some weight. The lean gains are coming along nicely but the girls don't seem to care. You log onto bodybuilding.com and make some threads on the misc atleast they will understand what your going through. Finally you sleep and dream of the happy life you and your oneitis would live together.

You wake up the next morning to no new text messages but at least you have some killer DOMs in your chest.
One day she'll be mine, one day...........

Didn't read but skimmed.  A variety of dumb lies.  You said "professor" meaning this dude is in a college environment.  No way he's coming into contact with females majoring in advance dungeons and dragons.  Also you say he hits on a lot of girls at the clubs?  Bullshit, I bet he wallflowers the whole time.

Might as well watch a superhero movie or the 1990 WBF championships.

[Papper]

Great postings Army as always

I just want to add this to which I laughed my ass off just now

[C-BuZz]

Fuckin EXCELLENT post . Well done mate. Killed some time & had some great laughs.

100% truth. Glad i grew up in a time before the internet . None of this selfi obsessed instagram bullshit happened back then.

[Sam]

The modern Selfie obsession is some kind of mental illness

[calfzilla]

Great postings Army as always

I just want to add this to which I laughed my ass off just now

That comic should be a required reading once every guy reaches puberty.

[lilhawk1]

The modern Selfie obsession is some kind of mental illness

It truly is.  There's something wrong with anyone that feels the need to do that.  Problem is, it is very difficult to find a woman anywhere that doesn't partake in this bullshit.

[Fortress]

For as physically attractive as I find many young women today, the rampant mental illness/self-obsession is a colossal turnoff.

These are desperate times for lots of folks, it would seem.

[YngiweRhoads]

You would think a middle aged, racist, women hating, heavy metal fan would be swimming in minge.

What a strange time we live in.

I am. Not racist, but a realist. Most don't understand the difference.

[Fortress]

I am. Not racist, but a realist. Most don't understand the difference.

Leave it to a fellow shredhead to catch the drift.

[Earl1972]

a 5/10 is a plain jane, not ugly but not good looking either

i think this applies more to a 6 -7 out of 10, better looking than average and not intimidating so a lot of guys hit on her because it's easy to imagine having a chance with her unlike the 8 - 10's that scare most guys

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[Ken Fresno]

Leave it to a fellow shredhead to catch the drift.

Describing yourself as a "shredhead" might be part of the reason why women find you so repugnant.

No offense.

[Kwon]

Describing yourself as a "shredhead" might be part of the reason why women find you so repugnant.

No offense.

Being a shredhead does still bring merit in 2016, boyo.

Admittedly, not as much as it did in the 80s and 90s but still.

[Hulkotron]

The fuck is a "shredhead"