A black guy and a white girl are at a party

[Army of One]

A black guy and a white girl are at a party. After a while they go together to a room, and she asks excited: "Show me if what they say about black men is true". He grabs her purse and runs

[The Scott]

"Sigh"... Titanic.  Lincoln.  Need I say more.  Oh yeah.  Ridiculous.

[Army of One]

"Sigh"... Titanic.  Lincoln.  Need I say more.  Oh yeah.  Ridiculous.

Didnt know it was a well known joke, oh well , others post some funny ones and save the thread!

[The Scott]

Didnt know it was a well known joke, oh well , others post some funny ones and save the thread!

Well its not really your fault that the Great Moralist Al Doggity has taken me to task for not defending black people against racism, either real or implied.  I fully expected him to have jumped in here long before me and taken you by the scruff of the neck for doing so.

Apparently I misjudged Al and he's not all that concerned with being black.  At least now I can redeem myself by pointing out my defense of his people.   And yes, it was still a dumb joke.  Later! 

[AD2100]

A black guy and a white girl are at a party. After a while they go together to a room, and she asks excited: "Show me if what they say about black men is true". He grabs her purse and runs

Nah...

Two to three minutes after she asks "the magic question", she is typically gagging on my dick.
 
I've broken in a few albinos broads into The Black Experience. They are usually dripping wet before penetration. These women orgasm for the first of many times within the first couple of minutes.

[drkaje]

About two years ago we walked into a bar on Friday night. Some guy sees me and nervously moved his wife's purse. Having no class: I laughed and told him "Don't worry, Man. I only steal purses on Saturdays". He and the wife left after a few minutes.

To be honest: It was close to midnight.

[The Ugly]

Nah...

Two to three minutes after she asks "the magic question": Where's my fucking pepper spray?!
 

Ouch.

[calfzilla]

About two years ago we walked into a bar on Friday night. Some guy sees me and nervously moved his wife's purse. Having no class: I laughed and told him "Don't worry, Man. I only steal purses on Saturdays". He and the wife left after a few minutes.

To be honest: It was close to midnight.

You should have told him "don't worry, I could buy you and everyone in here."

[drkaje]

You should have told him "don't worry, I could buy you and everyone in here."

I'm friends with the bar owner and would have heard shit. A little ball-breaking is fine but going full retard in a place I've been going to for over 20 years didn't make sense.

[The Scott]

Nah...

Two to three minutes after she asks "the magic question", she is typically gagging on my dick.
 
I've broken in a few albinos broads into The Black Experience. They are usually dripping wet before penetration. These women orgasm for the first of many times within the first couple of minutes.

"Once you've had black...You be a single mother." 


Ummm...AD (Albino Dick?) You do realize that an albino is: 

al·bi·no.


[alˈbīˌnō]


NOUN



1.a person or animal having a congenital absence of pigment in the skin and hair (which are white) and the eyes (which are typically pink).

Lordy but I hope ol' Doggity approves of my use of a cut and past for the above definition.



Dammit!  Now Al "Hot" Doggity  is gonna pull the racist card on me (after I made earlier progress in this thread)  which he will then tell me is kinda sorta like a get outta jail free card except I'm white so that's a given and then I'm gonna pull a pull quote on him and he's gonna pull out his dicktonary (ebonical spelling) and ax me what my problems be misusing a word/phrase/term/whatevah and get all ghettofied on my caucasional self and remind me that I wouldn't want to meet him in a dark ally cuz it would be too difficult to see him unless he smiles and so we'd better meet at the mall.

This be Getbig.  'N' sheit.  Do as you please.

[Bindare_Dundat]

Nah...

Two to three minutes after she asks "the magic question", she is typically gagging on my dick.
 
I've broken in a few albinos broads into The Black Experience. They are usually dripping wet before penetration. These women orgasm for the first of many times within the first couple of minutes.

^^

Black talk meaning, "I raped someone."

[chaos]

I'm friends with the bar owner and would have heard shit. A little ball-breaking is fine but going full retard in a place I've been going to for over 20 years didn't make sense.

Damn you're old.

[HTexan]

Looking at old jokes on Reddit I see

[Pray_4_War]

She got off easy, I was expecting her to get a Hot Cosby.

[Royalty]

I know a white girl that has banged a ton of white guys... and a ton of black guys..

She said that the biggest dick that she has every seen was on a tall Irish/German guy. Dick was "thicker than a coke can, and shaped like a pyramid".

I'm not joking either. It's just what the slut said

[_aj_]

I know a white girl that has banged a ton of white guys... and a ton of black guys..

She said that the biggest dick that she has every seen was on a tall Irish/German guy. Dick was "thicker than a coke can, and shaped like a pyramid".

I'm not joking either. It's just what the slut said

IrishDave gets around...

[drkaje]

Damn you're old.

Kids are in college, LOL!

[bigmc]

Kids are in prison, LOL!

 

[drkaje]

They ain't Groink!

[chaos]

Kids are in college, LOL!

Right after I posted that I realized, if I was a drunk, I could be going to the same bar for 20 years also...

[drkaje]

Right after I posted that I realized, if I was a drunk, I could be going to the same bar for 20 years also...

Off and on, LOL!

I lived near the owner for a while. We always run into his goofy ass on Halloween and one or two places in town. He's also tight with one of my closest friends.

As far as the incident goes: It gave us something to laugh about. We still joke about my stealing purses and shit.

[BB]

Nah...

Two to three minutes after she asks "the magic question", she is typically gagging on my dick.
 
I've broken in a few albinos broads into The Black Experience. They are usually dripping wet before penetration. These women orgasm for the first of many times within the first couple of minutes.

^ ------ How AD2100 whants you to think it went down.

Closer to how it actually did ------------->

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[johnnynoname]

A black guy and a white girl are at a party. After a while they go together to a room, and she asks excited: "Show me if what they say about black men is true". He grabs her purse and runs

[Devon97]

^ ------ How AD2100 whants you to think it went down.

Closer to how it actually did ------------->

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LOL! I actually saw that episode way back in college and laughed my ass off.

Its true though, thats how it usually unfolds.

[AD2100]

"Once you've had black...You be a single mother."  

Ummm...AD (Albino Dick?) You do realize that an albino is:  

A.D. are my initials, dipshit. If you want an albino dick to suck, contact one of your fellow male mutants, because I am not the fella for you.  

You I do realize that an albino is:  

al·bi·no.

[alˈbīˌnō]

NOUN

1.a person or animal having a congenital absence of pigment in the skin and hair (which are white) and the eyes (which are typically pink).

Lordy but I hope ol' Doggity approves of my use of a cut and past for the above definition.

Dammit!  Now Al "Hot" Doggity  is gonna pull the racist card on me (after I made earlier progress in this thread)  which he will then tell me is kinda sorta like a get outta jail free card except I'm white so that's a given and then I'm gonna pull a pull quote on him and he's gonna pull out his dicktonary (ebonical spelling) and ax me what my problems be misusing a word/phrase/term/whatevah and get all ghettofied on my caucasional self and remind me that I wouldn't want to meet him in a dark ally cuz it would be too difficult to see him unless he smiles and so we'd better meet at the mall.
[/quote]

Actual and FACTUAL orgins of people possessing melanin deficient white/pink raw-sausage like skin:
White skin Is a genetic mutation to Albinism!

You are a "race" of genetically recessive cast-offs of your [African]Black ancestral mother and father. In general, you look horrible and you smell even worse. That is in part why we kicked you OUT of Africa, and made you fend for yourselves in the hills and caves (hence you being cave-dweller/cavemen) of the Icebox now referred to as Europe. There you lost any semblance of civilization, having sex with children, and became an unwashed, stringy-haired race of SAVAGES that suppressed your women and slept in the same location as your farm animals. In such an environmentally harsh location devoid of significant natural resources, you became a race of unusually violent, intolerant people. You lost the natural connection to God  and nature that other melanated people of the world human beings are naturally predisposed to possess.

This be Getbig.  'N' sheit.  Do as you please.

I would recommend that you work on your english grammar. What you wrote above makes you appear to be an ignorant and uneducated person. Individuals who write like this become hard to take seriously. It also reflects quite poorly on the "race" with which you choose to identify yourself.