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Celeb you'd most like to do in the dirtpipe and why?
« on: May 15, 2016, 02:43:57 PM »
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Re: Celeb you'd most like to do in the dirtpipe and why?
« Reply #1 on: May 15, 2016, 03:10:12 PM »
Ring girl Carly Baker (obvious reasons):



Also a prime version of Grace Kelly and Bo Derik… because, well, the dumb c unts deserve it.

As well as any Caucasian female specimen that looks this good or better:


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Re: Celeb you'd most like to do in the dirtpipe and why?
« Reply #2 on: May 15, 2016, 03:21:50 PM »
Ring girl Carly Baker (obvious reasons):



Also a prime version of Grace Kelly and Bo Derik… because, well, the dumb c unts deserve it.

As well as any Caucasian female specimen that looks this good or better:



Pretty much sums it up, close thread.

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Re: Celeb you'd most like to do in the dirtpipe and why?
« Reply #3 on: May 15, 2016, 04:48:23 PM »
Scarlett Johansson

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Re: Celeb you'd most like to do in the dirtpipe and why?
« Reply #4 on: May 15, 2016, 04:59:00 PM »
John Goodman or Sir Issac Newton.  Sur le herbe. 

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Re: Celeb you'd most like to do in the dirtpipe and why?
« Reply #5 on: May 15, 2016, 05:42:27 PM »
Brad Pitt just so I could say I fucked Brad Pitt in the ass when girls gawk over him.

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Re: Celeb you'd most like to do in the dirtpipe and why?
« Reply #6 on: May 15, 2016, 05:50:16 PM »
Kate Hudson


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Re: Celeb you'd most like to do in the dirtpipe and why?
« Reply #7 on: May 15, 2016, 05:53:52 PM »
In the library with the candlestick.  Crudo.

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Re: Celeb you'd most like to do in the dirtpipe and why
« Reply #8 on: May 16, 2016, 04:55:10 AM »
Ring girl Carly Baker (obvious reasons):



Also a prime version of Grace Kelly and Bo Derik… because, well, the dumb c unts deserve it.

As well as any Caucasian female specimen that looks this good or better:



Is the 2nd one Jeremy renners ex wife?

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Re: Celeb you'd most like to do in the dirtpipe and why?
« Reply #9 on: May 16, 2016, 07:19:35 AM »
Is the 2nd one Jeremy renners ex wife?

Her name is Leilani Dowding:


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Re: Celeb you'd most like to do in the dirtpipe and why?
« Reply #10 on: May 16, 2016, 07:53:41 AM »
I'd take Jennifer Lawrence without hesitation.  I'd post the photo of her ballon knot that's so clean it seems she's never taken a shit in her life but I know the mods will delete it.

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Re: Celeb you'd most like to do in the dirtpipe and why?
« Reply #11 on: May 16, 2016, 07:54:47 AM »
dani daniels.   she's on snapchat ya know

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Re: Celeb you'd most like to do in the dirtpipe and why?
« Reply #12 on: May 16, 2016, 07:54:52 AM »
Her name is Leilani Dowding:


She's quite the beaut :-X


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Re: Celeb you'd most like to do in the dirtpipe and why?
« Reply #13 on: May 16, 2016, 07:58:58 AM »

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Re: Celeb you'd most like to do in the dirtpipe and why?
« Reply #14 on: May 16, 2016, 08:08:34 AM »
Meghan Trainor  :P

I like thick blondes and I can't deny.

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Re: Celeb you'd most like to do in the dirtpipe and why?
« Reply #15 on: May 16, 2016, 08:14:51 AM »
Scarlett Johansson

Great choice - she seems fleshy and animalistic.
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Re: Celeb you'd most like to do in the dirtpipe and why?
« Reply #16 on: May 16, 2016, 08:22:34 AM »


Broad has nice titties. But(t) ...

She's nasty. No class or sense of sophistication. As you porked her poo pie-hole, she would be farting, belching and, likely, caking your crapper-crusader cocko with kaka.

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Re: Celeb you'd most like to do in the dirtpipe and why?
« Reply #17 on: May 16, 2016, 08:26:39 AM »
Meghan Trainor  :P

I like thick blondes and I can't deny.

Dear god she is repulsive but to each their own.

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Re: Celeb you'd most like to do in the dirtpipe and why?
« Reply #18 on: May 16, 2016, 08:34:14 AM »
Meghan Trainor  :P

I like thick blondes and I can't deny.

She's now a brunette, and I, too, would enjoy her soft, sexy body.

The other night she was on The Tonight Show, performing. Looked awesome in her dress. Check it out. I'm certain it'll be on YouTube.

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Re: Celeb you'd most like to do in the dirtpipe and why?
« Reply #19 on: May 16, 2016, 09:32:06 AM »
Dear god she is repulsive but to each their own.


You must be an incredibly handsome guy if you would turn her down.

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Re: Celeb you'd most like to do in the dirtpipe and why?
« Reply #20 on: May 16, 2016, 09:52:42 AM »
I'm not reading the thread, but can someone please tally up how many votes Ron Avidan received?

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Re: Celeb you'd most like to do in the dirtpipe and why?
« Reply #21 on: May 16, 2016, 09:59:59 AM »

You must be an incredibly handsome guy if you would turn her down.

I love a thick girl but you can easily find a prettier one at the mall or gym. Meghan looks like Kelly Osbourne on an ugly day.

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Re: Celeb you'd most like to do in the dirtpipe and why?
« Reply #22 on: May 16, 2016, 10:09:43 AM »
Sasha Grey.  Why?  Take a guess............





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Re: Celeb you'd most like to do in the dirtpipe and why?
« Reply #23 on: May 16, 2016, 10:33:45 AM »
Sasha Grey.  Why?  Take a guess............







Sasha Grey with Anna Faith Carlson's face.  15/10

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Re: Celeb you'd most like to do in the dirtpipe and why?
« Reply #24 on: May 16, 2016, 10:33:59 AM »
Tom Cruise
Bruce Jenner
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