Kudos to our very own Wes....
Come to the NY and experience the pure Atlantic Ocean air at Wes Haven.
Workout daily with Wes.
Daily seminars from Wes include:
1) Grocery Shopping-More Bang For Your SSI Buck On A Fixed Income.
2) How Not To Break A Hip.
3) Staying Regular.
4) Your guide to OTC drugs. Geritol, Evening Primrose Oil, Stool Softeners and much much more.
etc. etc.
5) Sit And Be Fit exercises and making ankle weights your friend.
Take advantage of Wes's very own Flotation Tubs. Float effortlessly in a bathtub filled with Epson salt while relaxing to Yanni and Chuck Mangione.
Meditate in Wes's own Secret Garden. Not available on Thursdays due to back ally garbage pick up.
Enjoy a complimentary silver sneakers breakfast of black coffee, prune juice and Activia yogurt.
Early bird dinners everynight of protein enriched meatloaf, green beens and mashed potatoes.
Complimentary bottled water every night.
All this knowledge and services for $1500wk.
MAKE GETBIG GREAT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
