Author Topic: The Dark Tower Movie (update: first Matthew McConahoozle set pics)  (Read 7018 times)

Al Doggity

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Apparently shooting for pt 1 started in Cape Town last week. I'm excited for this. This is my absolute favorite book series and I can't believe it's finally actually being made. From the sound of things, they are likely going to scale back a lot from the books and it most likely won't be split into 7 parts.

Idris Elba plays Roland, and he managed to squeeze this in between playing Heimdall  in Thor and possibly being the new James Bond.  ;)  Some set pics were released:


Matthew McConahoozle plays The Man In Black. No pics have been released yet. I'm sure some people are already complaing about PC casting, but the movie's shooting. This is the cast.  I actually think this looks like a really strong cast. I can't wait for this.

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Re: The Dark Tower Movie
« Reply #1 on: May 17, 2016, 12:43:06 PM »
Dark dude isn't tall enough to be called "Tower"

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Re: The Dark Tower Movie
« Reply #2 on: May 17, 2016, 06:50:10 PM »
Note to Hollywood: not every story has to be ruined by jamming a person in where his black ass doesn't belong.

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Re: The Dark Tower Movie
« Reply #3 on: May 17, 2016, 06:54:17 PM »
Should have cast Falcon in the role

HTexan

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Re: The Dark Tower Movie
« Reply #4 on: May 17, 2016, 06:57:14 PM »
Note to Hollywood: not every story has to be ruined by jamming a /\/igger in where his black ass doesn't belong.
Why do you think a black guy is wrong for this movie?
Most Cowboys were black or Mexican in real life. Plus, there is nothing in the story that prevents the gunslinger from being black. This isn't fantastic four, get over your hate bitch. You're making us whites look bad.
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Re: The Dark Tower Movie
« Reply #5 on: May 17, 2016, 06:57:37 PM »
Note to Hollywood: not every story has to be ruined by jamming a /\/igger in where his black ass doesn't belong.


are you talking about Lando Calrissian  ???

HTexan

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Re: The Dark Tower Movie
« Reply #6 on: May 17, 2016, 07:04:16 PM »

are you talking about Lando Calrissian  ???
Where the fuck is the Lando Calrissian solo movie? ???
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Re: The Dark Tower Movie
« Reply #7 on: May 17, 2016, 07:06:14 PM »
Where the fuck is the Lando Calrissian solo movie? ???











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Re: The Dark Tower Movie
« Reply #8 on: May 17, 2016, 07:10:11 PM »
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Re: The Dark Tower Movie
« Reply #9 on: May 17, 2016, 07:17:43 PM »
from what i read on aintitcool

these fucks are already changing the story around. i hope they dont ruin it.


matthew m, would have been a better choice to play roland.

roland is white in the books by the way

Al Doggity

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Re: The Dark Tower Movie
« Reply #10 on: May 17, 2016, 07:25:19 PM »
from what i read on aintitcool

these fucks are already changing the story around. i hope they dont ruin it.


matthew m, would have been a better choice to play roland.

roland is white in the books by the way

They could never film the book as it's written, so changes were inevitable. And as much as I love this series, some healthy editing won't destroy it, IMO. Quite frankly, I wouldn't be upset with an entirely different ending. Allegedly, they are aiming for a trilogy, and if that is the case, I don''t really mind too much. King has always been really open to loose interpretations of his work, anyway.

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Re: The Dark Tower Movie
« Reply #11 on: May 17, 2016, 07:27:52 PM »
Yet another Pro-black thread by Al Niggety.
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Re: The Dark Tower Movie
« Reply #12 on: May 17, 2016, 07:29:23 PM »

Is he going to Rob a bank or a Stagecoach  ???



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Re: The Dark Tower Movie
« Reply #13 on: May 17, 2016, 07:29:38 PM »
They could never film the book as it's written, so changes were inevitable. And as much as I love this series, some healthy editing won't destroy it, IMO. Quite frankly, I wouldn't be upset with an entirely different ending. Allegedly, they are aiming for a trilogy, and if that is the case, I don''t really mind too much. King has always been really open to loose interpretations of his work, anyway.

hey al from what ive read if the movie does well, the are planning to do a tv series and movies.

i do hope they change the ending , i fucking hated that ending

my dad was a huge fan of the books after the last one he refuses to read anything king writes now,  thats how dissapointed he was

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Re: The Dark Tower Movie
« Reply #14 on: May 17, 2016, 07:43:10 PM »
hey al from what ive read if the movie does well, the are planning to do a tv series and movies.

i do hope they change the ending , i fucking hated that ending

my dad was a huge fan of the books after the last one he refuses to read anything king writes now,  thats how dissapointed he was
I almost stop reading his shit after under the dome. What a huge piece of boring shit.
He redemption was 11/22/63. Great book.
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Re: The Dark Tower Movie
« Reply #15 on: May 17, 2016, 07:52:45 PM »
hey al from what ive read if the movie does well, the are planning to do a tv series and movies.

i do hope they change the ending , i fucking hated that ending

my dad was a huge fan of the books after the last one he refuses to read anything king writes now,  thats how dissapointed he was

2 or 3 years ago, the producers shopped around a really ambitious package that  was something like 4 or 5 movies with a tv show running concurrently. The studio accepted but then backed out and the producers shopped around a more streamlined deal. Not a lot has been made public, but people are speculating it'll be a trilogy with a lot cut out.  In the past, King's had movie versions of his work re-made to be truer to his original stories, so I would not be surprised if he tries to bring a more full-featured television series out after the movies.  The whole thing would probably work better as a tv series.  

And I completely empathize with your father. I was pretty ticked off over that ending for a few days. I've read some King interviews where he talks about how he doesn't approach stories with endpoints in mind, so  I kind of feel the conclusion showcased that.

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Re: The Dark Tower Movie
« Reply #16 on: May 17, 2016, 07:54:52 PM »
Yet another Pro-black thread by Al Niggety.


LOL Do you mean me? It seems you accidentally misspelled my screenname, so I'm not entirely sure.

This is just a thread about a movie that I'm excited to see come to the big screen.
What pro-black threads have I started?   ???

Anyway, you're great, really.

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Re: The Dark Tower Movie
« Reply #17 on: May 17, 2016, 08:02:27 PM »
2 or 3 years ago, the producers shopped around a really ambitious package that  was something like 4 or 5 movies with a tv show running concurrently. The studio accepted but then backed out and the producers shopped around a more streamlined deal. Not a lot has been made public, but people are speculating it'll be a trilogy with a lot cut out.  In the past, King's had movie versions of his work re-made to be truer to his original stories, so I would not be surprised if he tries to bring a more full-featured television series out after the movies.  The whole thing would probably work better as a tv series.  

And I completely empathize with your father. I was pretty ticked off over that ending for a few days. I've read some King interviews where he talks about how he doesn't approach stories with endpoints in mind, so  I kind of feel the conclusion showcased that.
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hey al i totally agree with you , i would rather see h.b.o  or  amc turn this into a series.

under the dome was pure dog shit. i read that whole fucking book and icant  remember one charachter from it.

i hope they turn the talis man into a miniseries.   that was the very first book i read by king,  my dad was a huge fan of king for many years.

he got me into king.     i just couldnt believe  he ended his opus  in the dark tower they way he did.  i bought that last book the very first

day it came out. i was so excited to see what happened.  they way he killed off flag was a big dissapointment as well.  so anti clamatic

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Re: The Dark Tower Movie
« Reply #18 on: May 17, 2016, 08:06:19 PM »
Why do they waste time making shit like this, they need to make more classic black cinema movies like this








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Re: The Dark Tower Movie
« Reply #19 on: May 18, 2016, 12:20:42 AM »
Why do you think a black guy is wrong for this movie?
Most Cowboys were black or Mexican in real life. Plus, there is nothing in the story that prevents the gunslinger from being black. This isn't fantastic four, get over your hate bitch. You're making us whites look bad.

How will the racial problems between Odetta and Roland work? Is Eddie going to have to be black too, and Odetta white? Or is the crazy bitch going to call Idris a honky mafucker anyway?

This needed to be made 20 years ago with Clint.

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Re: The Dark Tower Movie
« Reply #20 on: May 18, 2016, 03:15:30 AM »
Why do you think a black guy is wrong for this movie?
Most Cowboys were black or Mexican in real life. Plus, there is nothing in the story that prevents the gunslinger from being black. This isn't fantastic four, get over your hate bitch. You're making us whites look bad.

STFU, you know it's just PC BS and you're gamely defending it. Your sad ass probably saw the Ghostbusters remake with all the ugly bitches and told yourself that it was superior to the original. I'm pretty sure that if you actually lived in Texas, your neighbors would beat your ass.

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Re: The Dark Tower Movie
« Reply #21 on: May 18, 2016, 06:12:25 AM »
Terrible choice for a lead actor in any movie. He's not very good.

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Re: The Dark Tower Movie
« Reply #22 on: May 18, 2016, 06:44:44 AM »
Terrible choice for a lead actor in any movie. He's not very good.

i'm not some sort of left wing, mezza finochio but I"m sorry Idris elba is fucking awesome

plus- he's a british black which means he's not like American black

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Re: The Dark Tower Movie
« Reply #23 on: May 18, 2016, 06:56:51 AM »
i'm not some sort of left wing, mezza finochio but I"m sorry Idris elba is fucking awesome

plus- he's a british black which means he's not like American black

Now THIS is true!
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Re: The Dark Tower Movie
« Reply #24 on: May 18, 2016, 07:41:12 AM »
if they potray him as roland is in the book

a bad ass with lightening fast gun skills , he will work

they should have had the handsome brad pitt play roland, cause this would ensure the films financial success.

or even leonardo di caprio.