Accidentally revealing that you know anything about BB

[_aj_]

So, my wife and I are spending the weekend hitting the trails in the white mountains of NH and as we were headed to the hike this morning, I spied an interesting looking mountain in the distance. Something about the mountain's shape reminded me of something... In a flash, it came to me and I just managed to stop myself before I blurted out:

"Wow, that mountain is exactly the same shape as a prime Arnold's right bicep"

Thank God I managed to save myself the looks of incredulous loathing that might have come off my wife upon hearing that.

It made me think of all the places where it accidentally slipped out that I know ANYTHING about the BB "scene" ( oh brother). Christ, all the times that I had to carry a BB mag to the newsstand counter is bad enough. Just seeing a huge black muscleman and saying, "oh, hey. It's Ronnie Coleman!" Is enough to be outed.

Fuck this stupid "sport"

[Pray_4_War]

Haha, fag.

[dr.chimps]

 

[calfzilla]

No pics of the mountain 

[Twaddle]

This thread is eerily similar to one of Howard's ramblings.   

[BayGBM]

Haha, fag.

A self hating fag.

[Tapeworm]

One bro in my History of Bodybuilding class kept saying that sequined thongs were ineffective so the instructor threw one at his head.  Drew blood and everything.

[devilsmile]

You're coming closer to the light! Just a little more.

Do you agree with me when I say that looking how human beings have excelled in sports to a super high level, men and women, with women out performing men in many occations, bodyuilding just doesn't seem very impressive and people have grown out of that because there's nothing to it. There is a cult of supporters of these pro bodybuilders and rich piana type people but generally speaking they are the minority in this world.

Bodybuilding did have its era, women stuttered when they asked arnold about his faverut type of woman, but now days people appreciate ability and performance.

[Pray_4_War]

I do remember the walk of shame when in the check out line to buy a copy of Flex magazine with Ronnie or someone like that on the cover.

[calfzilla]

I do remember the walk of shame when in the check out line to buy a copy of Flex magazine with Ronnie or someone like that on the cover.

X2 but was Muscular Decelopment.

[_aj_]

X2 but was Muscular Decelopment.

"It's for my research"

[Pray_4_War]

X2 but was Muscular Decelopment.

That too.  lol.

[OneMoreRep]

You're coming closer to the light! Just a little more.

Do you agree with me when I say that looking how human beings have excelled in sports to a super high level, men and women, with women out performing men in many occations, bodyuilding just doesn't seem very impressive and people have grown out of that because there's nothing to it. There is a cult of supporters of these pro bodybuilders and rich piana type people but generally speaking they are the minority in this world.

Bodybuilding did have its era, women stuttered when they asked arnold about his faverut type of woman, but now days people appreciate ability and performance.

True..

"1"

[calfzilla]

That too.  lol.

It felt like I was buying gay porn. Would walk up to the cash register, avoided eye contact and prayed the clerk would not make any comments. 

[The True Adonis]

So, my wife and I are spending the weekend hitting the trails in the white mountains of NH and as we were headed to the hike this morning, I spied an interesting looking mountain in the distance. Something about the mountain's shape reminded me of something... In a flash, it came to me and I just managed to stop myself before I blurted out:

"Wow, that mountain is exactly the same shape as a prime Arnold's right bicep"

Thank God I managed to save myself the looks of incredulous loathing that might have come off my wife upon hearing that.

It made me think of all the places where it accidentally slipped out that I know ANYTHING about the BB "scene" ( oh brother). Christ, all the times that I had to carry a BB mag to the newsstand counter is bad enough. Just seeing a huge black muscleman and saying, "oh, hey. It's Ronnie Coleman!" Is enough to be outed.

Fuck this stupid "sport"

Everytime I see an obese woman I exclaim, "Arms look just like Ronnie Coleman's", "Calves like Tom Platz".

[Taffin]

One bro in my History of Bodybuilding class kept saying that sequined thongs were ineffective so the instructor threw one at his head.  Drew blood and everything.

Excuse me but thats BS - I've trained everyone from Joe Public to Agent Blahino, and the number one rule is that there are NEVER sequins in the thong training room!




 

[Royalty]

Everytime I see an obese woman I exclaim, "Arms look just like Ronnie Coleman's", "Calves like Tom Platz".

"Neck like Jeff King"

[CalvinH]

"Neck like Jeff King"

''Lack of arms like AJ"

[_aj_]

''Lack of arms like AJ"

It's funny cause it's true.

[FREAKgeek]

 

[Spike]

It's only gay if you want it to be , broseph

[a_pupil]

that awkward feeling when you have to explain to some one that the guy he is going to the gym to look like is on multiple grams of gear. then having to show your superior bodybuilding knowledge when he tries to argue for said person's nattie status.

[Mitch]

glutes pic of the mountain, please.

[Taffin]

You know those pictures that make you just stop and think... and think... (no homo)

Sweet! 

 

[Kwon]

 

I mean, that's suck a flawless picture.

There is nothing you can complain about in that legendary photo.

Just perfect. (No Homo)