Goodrum, what's your current cycle?

[calfzilla]

I thought he had a good computer job making $40k. 

[RagingBull]

You are going to get a call from Prime Nutrition brass shortly offering you a hefty check to cease and desist any all claims of using their Fatburner product as it will negatively reflect on the effectiveness of their product.  Testbooster check to follow...

No cycle but currently all Prime Nutrition products.  I generally use their TestBooster and Fatburner once in the morning and lunch and Sleep/GH at night.  I also take their Phytoform Greens, PWO Max, and EAA's for workout.  I only train about 3 days a week doing general weightlifting followed by 20 minutes of cardio....enough to stay healthy.  

[Vince G, CSN MFT]

But Melvin Goodrum has an electrical engineering degree, runs Caliber Fatness, which is the most innovative health and fitness company to ever exist, is a licensed Naturopath, owns land, franchises & stock portfolios filled with high dividend paying equities, precious stones etc etc etc.

They must've looked at his CV & just whizzed in their trousers at a chance to hire him at their corp headquarters......answer ing calls for $12hr.

Viva La Melvin.

You're moving on up to a deluxe apartment in the sky.

You finally got a piece of the pie.

I'm retiring in about 2 years which is why I'm doing all of this work.  Plan to spend more time traveling.  Not bad at the age of 40....

[Raymondo]

I'm retiring in about 2 years which is why I'm doing all of this work.  Plan to spend more time traveling.  Not bad at the age of 40....

I believe you bro.

[Qwert II]

I'm retiring in about 2 years which is why I'm doing all of this work.  Plan to spend more time traveling.  Not bad at the age of 40....

And by retiring you must mean having a heart attack & retiring six feet under. You carry more fat than savings & more blubber than brain matter.

[FitnessFrenzy]

I'm retiring in about 2 years which is why I'm doing all of this work.  Plan to spend more time traveling.  Not bad at the age of 40....

bullshit. I hope you realize this. You will be doing slave labour for Verizon until you are 80. As if you have enough savings to stop working when you are 42. 

[Qwert II]

bullshit. I hope you realize this. You will be doing slave labour for Verizon until you are 80. As if you have enough savings to stop working when you are 42.  

80?

Have you seen how fat Melvin Goodrum is?

His fat encrusted heart has max 4-5 years left before it bids him a grand adieu.

[FitnessFrenzy]

[deadz]

I'm retiring in about 2 years which is why I'm doing all of this work.  Plan to spend more time traveling.  Not bad at the age of 40....

LOL

[johnnynoname]

Dear Autism,

Thank you for robbing the internet of whatever the amount of data 2 pages of absolute "SMH" that could have been data dedicated to pornography


Talk to you again when my first born turns 5,
Talk to you soon
JNN


EDIT: actually- I edited parts of that because I don't want my son to have autism....it's worse enough that he's gonna be half black

[NelsonMuntz]

I'm retiring in about 2 years which is why I'm doing all of this work.  Plan to spend more time traveling.  Not bad at the age of 40....

[AD2100]

Saw a commercial for Moes yesterday and immediately thought of Goodrums 8" kielbasa. 

  

[rocket]

I believe you bro.

Hah

[Qwert II]

I'm retiring in about 2 years which is why I'm doing all of this work.  Plan to spend more time traveling.  Not bad at the age of 40....

Which work is this?

Making $12hr working at Lowe's & then at a Verizon call center?

A normal human can barely get by on that low a pay. Take an obese delusional one like yourself with zero business acumen & retirement just ain't in them these cards, Melvin Goodrum.

[Pray_4_War]

[Chadwick The Beta]

bullshit. I hope you realize this. You will be doing slave labour for Verizon until you are 80. As if you have enough savings to stop working when you are 42. 

His weak-ass online grocery store isn't helping him much either.

[HTexan]

I'm retiring in about 2 years which is why I'm doing all of this work.  Plan to spend more time traveling.  Not bad at the age of 40....

How much do you need to retired?

[_aj_]

I'm guessing that "retired" in this context is the full suite of EBT, SNAP, SSI, and disability payments. And an obamaphone.

[Doug_Steele]

Does Verizon really suck as much as everyone says they do ?

They pay $10.50 a hour and there is one of Woodruff road in Greenville, SC. I guess that's pretty good money for Vince. 

[Qwert II]

They pay $10.50 a hour and there is one of Woodruff road in Greenville, SC. I guess that's pretty good money for Vince. 

Once you've lived in poverty in a trailer in the rural south, living off food stamps, then yes, answering phones for $10.50hr is certainly a huge step up.