Advice needed on how to deal with a Christian girlfirend, getting serious

[Method101]

I'm in a serious relationship with a girl that I love and want a future with. We agree on almost all topics with the exception being Christianity. She has talked about how it means a lot to her and she would want to raise children as Christian, the other day I asked her if she could ever accept it if I was never going to be a Christian and she said "she would have a hard time with that". I kept my mouth shut and told her that I'm still unsure of what to believe and she said she was ok with that. But there's no way in fuck I'll ever have a genuine belief in Christianity!

Almost every other aspect of her is perfect, she is exceptionally intelligent but it's like she's fucking so deluded nothing will get through to her on Christianity and she makes every single bullshit excuse/justification for all the bullshit in the bible and I hate how I feel like 2nd place to God in her life. I even agree with most of the views she derives from Christianity but I just believe in them as an intelligent human being not because there's an invisible man in the sky.

Should I just keep bullshitting her and say I may be a Christian one day or even lie and say I am one? Anyone else been in this fucked up situation? I've had some harsh discussions with her lately where I said I don't know how she can believe it by bring up the parts where it says the world is 6k years old/adam and eve etc. and she almost cried. Then I took my foot off the gas since it would be fucked up to lose her over this dumb shit.

I even asked her "what happens to people who are never exposed to Christianity or the bible in their whole life but the way they lead their life is totally altruistic" she said that the bible says they will burn in hell anyway for never believing and she believes that.
 

[Chadwick The Beta]

What she states that she believes is entirely correct, but the real issue here is that she will constantly cheat on you with darkies. 

Get out now broseph.

[SF1900]

Show her the guns

[Kwon]

Method101:

The most important question you need to ask yourself first and foremost, does she have a flat ass, or does it have mass with class?

Also, is she ingured in any way?

[FitnessFrenzy]

I'm in a serious relationship with a girl that I love and want a future with. We agree on almost all topics with the exception being Christianity. She has talked about how it means a lot to her and she would want to raise children as Christian, the other day I asked her if she could ever accept it if I was never going to be a Christian and she said "she would have a hard time with that". I kept my mouth shut and told her that I'm still unsure of what to believe and she said she was ok with that. But there's no way in fuck I'll ever have a genuine belief in Christianity!

Almost every other aspect of her is perfect, she is exceptionally intelligent but it's like she's fucking so deluded nothing will get through to her on Christianity and she makes every single bullshit excuse/justification for all the bullshit in the bible and I hate how I feel like 2nd place to God in her life. I even agree with most of the views she derives from Christianity but I just believe in them as an intelligent human being not because there's an invisible man in the sky.

Should I just keep bullshitting her and say I may be a Christian one day or even lie and say I am one? Anyone else been in this fucked up situation? I've had some harsh discussions with her lately where I said I don't know how she can believe it by bring up the parts where it says the world is 6k years old/adam and eve etc. and she almost cried. Then I took my foot off the gas since it would be fucked up to lose her over this dumb shit.

I even asked her "what happens to people who are never exposed to Christianity or the bible in their whole life but the way they lead their life is totally altruistic" she said that the bible says they will burn in hell anyway for never believing and she believes that.
 

ask one of the many people in your well developed social life.

[Fortress]

People who truly believe in all this sky wizard horseshit have very serious mental health issues.

Look at Moozies. Their "perfect example" (prophet) is a pedophilic mass murderer who one day claimed God spoke all to him. And now around 1.6 billion devote themselves to this psychotic and deviant person's ancient ramblings.

Anyway, back on point, your girl is mental.

If you stay, you're in for a lifetime of nonsense and drama.

[drkaje]

Give her the boot.

[Method101]

People who truly believe in all this sky wizard horseshit have very serious mental health issues.

Look at Moozies. Their "perfect example" (prophet) is a pedophilic mass murderer who one day claimed God spoke all to him. And now around 1.6 billion devote themselves to this psychotic and deviant person's ancient ramblings.

Anyway, back on point, your girl is mental.

If you stay, you're in for a lifetime of nonsense and drama.

I agree almost all religions are a total crock of shit with the notable exception of Buddhism which is more of a philosophy than a religion anyway. But I think she was brainwashed throughout her childhood by very strict parents to believe in it so it's almost engrained in her consciousness despite all reason and logic saying otherwise.

She is tall, has naturally blonde hair blue eyes, pretty face, in her mid 20s, she loves sex and wants it all the time. She is highly intelligent as well and I love talking to her about almost anything. There is this one turd in the punchbowl which is her spirituality, I know I would probably never find someone else with all her other positive traits so I can't end in because of this despite it being a pretty major roadblock.

note: I'm amazed this topic even got 2 sensible responses lol, It's cathartic to write this shit on getbig and see the funny replies sometimes.

[TuHolmes]

You're putting the pussy on a pedistal.

You will be miserable if you marry her and you know it, but you can't stop thinking with your dick.

Enjoy your life of self induced hell.

[Method101]

You're putting the pussy on a pedistal.

You will be miserable if you marry her and you know it, but you can't stop thinking with your dick.

Enjoy your life of self induced hell.

whenever we are not talking about religion which is vast majority of the time things are great lol, but sparks start flying if the subject comes up and I start saying how I really feel about it instead of being very soft touch. I just don't know if I can hold back when I have to listen to some of the bullshit.

[FREAKgeek]

Religion always screws everything up. And literally you can't even screw.

[_aj_]

Is this the one that squirts gallons during sex?

Also, is this whole episode going to delay your long-anticipated "reveal?"

[Fortress]

Why's she engaging in pre-marital sex?

[drkaje]

I agree almost all religions are a total crock of shit with the notable exception of Buddhism which is more of a philosophy than a religion anyway. But I think she was brainwashed throughout her childhood by very strict parents to believe in it so it's almost engrained in her consciousness despite all reason and logic saying otherwise.

She is tall, has naturally blonde hair blue eyes, pretty face, in her mid 20s, she loves sex and wants it all the time. She is highly intelligent as well and I love talking to her about almost anything. There is this one turd in the punchbowl which is her spirituality, I know I would probably never find someone else with all her other positive traits so I can't end in because of this despite it being a pretty major roadblock.

note: I'm amazed this topic even got 2 sensible responses lol, It's cathartic to write this shit on getbig and see the funny replies sometimes.

It's a waste of time unless you're resolved to convert.

[TuHolmes]

whenever we are not talking about religion which is vast majority of the time things are great lol, but sparks start flying if the subject comes up and I start saying how I really feel about it instead of being very soft touch. I just don't know if I can hold back when I have to listen to some of the bullshit.

Which will cause a huge problem with you.

You need to find a woman who agrees with your religion too. If not, there will always be issues and one day she will leave you for some asshole at church whom she cheats with saying God told her to do it.

[Costanza]

Which will cause a huge problem with you.

You need to find a woman who agrees with your religion too. If not, there will always be issues and one day she will leave you for some asshole at church whom she cheats with saying God told her to do it.

This. 100% guaranteed.

[Parker]

Which will cause a huge problem with you.

You need to find a woman who agrees with your religion too. If not, there will always be issues and one day she will leave you for some asshole at church whom she cheats with saying God told her to do it.

You mean two snarky depressed people together? Maybe he can learn a thing from her, and she from him. Although, yes...two people with the same things in common is best. Like if they like green cut off shirts.

[Method101]

Which will cause a huge problem with you.

You need to find a woman who agrees with your religion too. If not, there will always be issues and one day she will leave you for some asshole at church whom she cheats with saying God told her to do it.

I see the truth in what your saying but it fuckin kills me because I know I can't replace all her other traits. I think I'll have to ride this out and live and learn if I crash and burn at the end of it.

I'm very good at sex and yea to the other guy who posted above she is the one who squirts all the time so if she goes with another guy she's probably gonna get fuckin disappointed real fast.

[mazrim]

She sounds like a normal "Christian" nowadays. She shouldn't be dating you if she is a Christian and her answer to your question shows she doesn't really read the Bible much. Not much to worry about. Sounds like a very liberal Christian if she is also sleeping with you already. Not really a big part of her life except in name only.

[The Scott]

Ridiculous on both sides.

[Raymondo]

Does she even exist bro or is this a troll job?

Your girlfriend is Christian enough that she believes in Adam and Eve and that the Earth is 6,000 years old and that non-believers go to hell but somehow has sex with you "all the time" even though you're not married?

[HTexan]

I'm in a serious relationship with a girl that I love and want a future with. We agree on almost all topics with the exception being Christianity. She has talked about how it means a lot to her and she would want to raise children as Christian, the other day I asked her if she could ever accept it if I was never going to be a Christian and she said "she would have a hard time with that". I kept my mouth shut and told her that I'm still unsure of what to believe and she said she was ok with that. But there's no way in fuck I'll ever have a genuine belief in Christianity!

Almost every other aspect of her is perfect, she is exceptionally intelligent but it's like she's fucking so deluded nothing will get through to her on Christianity and she makes every single bullshit excuse/justification for all the bullshit in the bible and I hate how I feel like 2nd place to God in her life. I even agree with most of the views she derives from Christianity but I just believe in them as an intelligent human being not because there's an invisible man in the sky.

Should I just keep bullshitting her and say I may be a Christian one day or even lie and say I am one? Anyone else been in this fucked up situation? I've had some harsh discussions with her lately where I said I don't know how she can believe it by bring up the parts where it says the world is 6k years old/adam and eve etc. and she almost cried. Then I took my foot off the gas since it would be fucked up to lose her over this dumb shit.

I even asked her "what happens to people who are never exposed to Christianity or the bible in their whole life but the way they lead their life is totally altruistic" she said that the bible says they will burn in hell anyway for never believing and she believes that.
 

You are never going to find a chick that believes in the exact same thing you believe.
I was dating a chick that was awesome, but she didn't think i went to church enough and she wanted me to go to the same church as her. I had to dump her, but that wasn't the only reason.
A few relationships later, and my current GF thinks I'm too religious and i hadn't even gone to church in a while.
But she loves to suck dick, and lets me stick it in the butt, so there is that.

[Fortress]

While you're defiling her love tunnel, pull down the crucifix above her bed and jam it in her crapper.

Explain that the devil took hold of you for that brief moment.

[Method101]

Does she even exist bro or is this a troll job?

Your girlfriend is Christian enough that she believes in Adam and Eve and that the Earth is 6,000 years old and that non-believers go to hell but somehow has sex with you "all the time" even though you're not married?

I know it sounds farfetched but she is unique in many ways, if she acted like a devout Christian all the time I wouldn't be happy with her but she as other people have said is Christian in name only, for example she is the first girl I ever did anal sex on at her suggestion and afterwards she said she felt kinda guilty for asking me to do it lol (because of her religion), I prefer her pussy anyway so I'm not bothered. Most of the non-believing girls I've been with said they found the idea of it disgusting so it's ironic that this supposedly devout woman was the one to suggest it haha. I do worry one day that she will take radical turn and start trying to live by all the old rules and laws more strictly but I haven't seen any sign of that happening yet. If I paid lip service to it and avoided the subject whenever possible I think that would be the best course of action.

While you're defiling her love tunnel, pull down the crucifix above her bed and jam it in her crapper.

Explain that the devil took hold of you for that brief moment.

LMAO    

[drkaje]

I know it sounds farfetched but she is unique in many ways, if she acted like a devout Christian all the time I wouldn't be happy with her but she as other people have said is Christian in name only, for example she is the first girl I ever did anal sex on at her suggestion and afterwards she said she felt kinda guilty for asking me to do it lol (because of her religion), I prefer her pussy anyway so I'm not bothered. Most of the non-believing girls I've been with said they found the idea of it disgusting so it's ironic that this supposedly devout woman was the one to suggest it haha. I do worry one day that she will take radical turn and start trying to live by all the old rules and laws more strictly but I haven't seen any sign of that happening yet. If I paid lip service to it and avoided the subject whenever possible I think that would be the best course of action.
LMAO    

It's not an issue right now because you don't have children together. You'll also have to deal with grandparents and people from her church.