What?
I forced wife 4 and 6 to a treadmill regiment .
I wore my old USMC drill instructors uniform and called them fat pigs.
It might have worked, but a trainer saw her handcuffed to the treadmill .
The cops came and I tried to explain that it was some new style of bracelet.
F'n bitches didn't play along and I got a nice ride in the back of the squad car.
Woman...go figure