Senior Citizens/Elderly Gym Members

[Fallsview]

Men train sometimes with no shirt on.

Walk around casually in the locker room nude.

Spread the newspaper across the bench press.

Do most exercises wrong.

Talk very loudly.

Usually have mouth open.

Some smell of Ben-Gay.

Never wipe up sweat.

Usually have a gold cross or Italian Horn on.

Drive Cadillacs.

Circuit train.

ROM horrible.

Sit in Sauna after workouts for over an hour.

So far in 5 years 4 Seniors have died in the sauna.

Young people are whippersnappers.

Wes and Walter...this hits home.






MAKE GETBIG GREAT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MorganSA]

"So far in 5 years 4 Seniors have died in the sauna.".. ....that is seriously an indication of a lot of old people in your gym......should be first point too

[BlackMetallic]

Men train sometimes with no shirt on.

Walk around casually in the locker room nude.

Spread the newspaper across the bench press.

Do most exercises wrong.

Talk very loudly.

Usually have mouth open.

Some smell of Ben-Gay.

Never wipe up sweat.

Usually have a gold cross or Italian Horn on.

Drive Cadillacs.

Circuit train.

ROM horrible.

Sit in Sauna after workouts for over an hour.

So far in 5 years 4 Seniors have died in the sauna.

Young people are whippersnappers.

Wes and Walter...this hits home.






MAKE GETBIG GREAT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thats why i dont workout at the Y

[Voice of Doom]

Stay Positive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[wes]

Wes trains like a true freak,not some old feeble fag like the OP.

[Ronnie Rep]

I train harder than all the youngins in the gym. Dats a fact Jack. Wes, Walter and I are badasses. Through Coach in there too.

[Fallsview]

I train harder than all the youngins in the gym. Dats a fact Jack. Wes, Walter and I are badasses. Through Coach in there too.

Its 10:35am, what are you guys having for dinner? How are those new white New Balance sneakers feeling?





MAKE GETBIG GREAT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[Taffin]

Ben Gay walks around the locker room nude with his Italian Horn on..?  

[Ronnie Rep]

Its 10:35am, what are you guys having for dinner? How are those new white New Balance sneakers feeling?





MAKE GETBIG GREAT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

I am wearing my High top Red Under Armor B Ball shoes as we speak.

[El Diablo Blanco]

They give great hand jobs in the sauna. 

[Fallsview]

Maybe the Silver Sneakers came tell me why old people, work out first then sit and pass out in the sauna? Had an old timer bike 80 miles, came to the gym, went into the sauna and died.

Why are old people drawn to the sauna like moths to a light?

What do they think they are doing besides putting much stress on the heart.






MAKE GETBIG GREAT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[El Diablo Blanco]

Why are old people drawn to the sauna like moths to a light?

For the awesome handjobs.

[SilverSpoon]

I never understood the two old guys who would use the hand dryers to dry their sacks.

Who knew old people were so flexible?

What a fucking disturbing image to see when one walks into the locker room.

Still beat the old millionaire who liked to smear his own feces all over the stall.

[FREAKgeek]

this guy needs a getbig handle

[Taffin]

Still beat the old millionaire who liked to smear his own feces all over the stall.

 

[HTexan]

I don't get not wearing a shirt in the gym.  Besides being gross as fuck for other people. There is fucking AC in the gym it's not hot.