Girls who sound like coonts but aren't coonts

[El Diablo Blanco]

I met this Israeli chick, tall, slender  nice boobs and round ass which is rare for tall chicks.  She's super affectionate and super cool.  But for some reason when she speaks in her strong Israeli accent it sounds like she's being a super kunty bitch.  She's not being a bitch at all but I guess it's just the accent and facial gestures.  Sort of how Asians always look shifty and up to no good because of their squinty eyes.  I read about resting bitch face where women just look bitchy all the time.  I get defensive at times when she's asking me a question even though there's no intent to be mean.  Any of you guys deal with chicks with these odd characteristics?

[calfzilla]

Hmm...is she ingured?

[El Diablo Blanco]

Hmm...is she ingured?

No, no aksidents but she is Israeli which means she might be close to having downs

[calfzilla]

I think we will need pics of this "round ass" before getbig can help you.

[Kwon]

Define "round ass" on this 190 cm tall chick.

[Fortress]

Plow her in the crapper.

[El Diablo Blanco]

Define "round ass" on this 190 cm tall chick.

Round as in round and not flat. Round where you can grab a check like a volleyball. Not obese like some of the pigs posted here. 

[Hulkotron]

I met this Israeli chick, tall, slender  nice boobs and round ass which is rare for tall chicks.  She's super affectionate and super cool.  But for some reason when she speaks in her strong Israeli accent it sounds like she's being a super kunty bitch.  She's not being a bitch at all but I guess it's just the accent and facial gestures.  Sort of how Asians always look shifty and up to no good because of their squinty eyes.  I read about resting bitch face where women just look bitchy all the time.  I get defensive at times when she's asking me a question even though there's no intent to be mean.  Any of you guys deal with chicks with these odd characteristics?

 

[El Diablo Blanco]

Plow her in the crapper.

No doubt. Going to eat her pus for a while tomorrow night then her ass then her pus then fuck forever since I'm on tren and anti ds

[Kwon]

No doubt. Going to eat her pus for a while tomorrow night then her ass then her pus then fuck forever since I'm on tren and anti ds

Eww, why eat her pus? Is she infected?

Sure, pus is protein-rich but there are a lot of dead leukocytes as well.

[The Abdominal Snoman]

Be prepared to give her your Getbig American Express Black card or she'll let you know how inadequate you are

[El Diablo Blanco]

Eww, why eat her pus? Is she infected?

Sure, pus is protein-rich but there are a lot of dead leukocytes as well.

Pus not puss.

[El Diablo Blanco]

Be prepared to give her your Getbig American Express Black card or she'll let you know how inadequate you are

I doubt it'll get that far. This is purely physical. She's tall, I'm tall.  We physically are perfectly compatible.  But I know she'd jet if I ever tell her my pov on Israel but luckily so far politics and Israel haven't been in the convo. 

[Kwon]

Pus not puss.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pus

[DroppingPlates]

I met this Israeli chick, tall, slender  nice boobs and round ass which is rare for tall chicks.  She's super affectionate and super cool.  But for some reason when she speaks in her strong Israeli accent it sounds like she's being a super kunty bitch.  She's not being a bitch at all but I guess it's just the accent and facial gestures.  Sort of how Asians always look shifty and up to no good because of their squinty eyes.  I read about resting bitch face where women just look bitchy all the time.  I get defensive at times when she's asking me a question even though there's no intent to be mean.  Any of you guys deal with chicks with these odd characteristics?

Once you get defensive, you've lost control for a moment, so just stay calm.

[El Diablo Blanco]

Once you get defensive, you've lost control for a moment, so just stay calm.

That's the funny part.  It's the way it sounds.  Like an eastern Europe thing where they just sound bitchy.  I dated a Ukrainian chick a while back that was the same way.  Always sounded mad when she spoke because of the strong accent.

[DroppingPlates]

That's the funny part.  It's the way it sounds.  Like an eastern Europe thing where they just sound bitchy.  I dated a Ukrainian chick a while back that was the same way.  Always sounded mad when she spoke because of the strong accent.

Ha I hear you, and the same goes for Scandinavian women who sound grumpy when they speak.

[El Diablo Blanco]

So I thought I found my Unicorn of a female.  Tall, nice ass and tits but, there's always a but.  She's a loud as fuck snorer.  We fucked, went to sleep and about 30 minutes later I thought my landscaper showed up at 1:00 AM.  For some reason it made me laugh.  I barely slept, hit it again this morning and went home to shower and head to work.  I'll need a nap.  Wonder if she'd be offended if I offered her some nasal strips.

[Pray_4_War]

So I thought I found my Unicorn of a female.  Tall, nice ass and tits but, there's always a but.  She's a loud as fuck snorer.  We fucked, went to sleep and about 30 minutes later I thought my landscaper showed up at 1:00 AM.  For some reason it made me laugh.  I barely slept, hit it again this morning and went home to shower and head to work.  I'll need a nap.  Wonder if she'd be offended if I offered her some nasal strips.

Not a problem, get that bitch in to the doctor and have them fix her deviated septum.  Either that or invest in some ear plus.  lol.

[Kahn.N.Singh]

Looks like you avoided falling for the well-known logical fallacy of drawing a false conclusions by affirming the consequent: Post c.unt ergo propter c.unt.

[El Diablo Blanco]

Not a problem, get that bitch in to the doctor and have them fix her deviated septum.  Either that or invest in some ear plus.  lol.

next time I'll roll over and clip a clothes pin on her nose and see if she notices.

[Yamcha]

[Las Vegas]

So I thought I found my Unicorn of a female.  Tall, nice ass and tits but, there's always a but.  She's a loud as fuck snorer.  We fucked, went to sleep and about 30 minutes later I thought my landscaper showed up at 1:00 AM.  For some reason it made me laugh.  I barely slept, hit it again this morning and went home to shower and head to work.  I'll need a nap.  Wonder if she'd be offended if I offered her some nasal strips.

Help her out, man.  It might be up to you to see she doesn't get fucked up from it.  Snoring isn't a good sign for future health and well-being.

[El Diablo Blanco]

Help her out, man.  It might be up to you to see she doesn't get fucked up from it.  Snoring isn't a good sign for future health and well-being.

Nice way to ask her?  "Hey babe, great sex last night but you snore like a fucking lawn mower, want to see a doctor about it?"

[Las Vegas]

Nice way to ask her?  "Hey babe, great sex last night but you snore like a fucking lawn mower, want to see a doctor about it?"

Tell her point-blank it will fuck her up.  Snoring is one of the worst things out there for a person's health, for so many reasons.