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UFC is about to be revolutionized!
« on: May 26, 2016, 10:16:08 PM »
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C-BuZz

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Re: UFC is about to be revolutionized!
« Reply #1 on: May 26, 2016, 10:26:45 PM »
Takes a bundle of towels for when his biceps explode oil all over the canvas.

3 x 5 second rounds. He will gas out if its 6 second rounds.
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Raymondo

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Re: UFC is about to be revolutionized!
« Reply #2 on: May 26, 2016, 10:38:03 PM »
A bantamweight could beat the living daylights out of Piana.
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Re: UFC is about to be revolutionized!
« Reply #3 on: May 27, 2016, 04:11:00 AM »
any flyweight would beat Piana into living pulp!
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Mr Anabolic

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Re: UFC is about to be revolutionized!
« Reply #4 on: May 27, 2016, 04:16:52 AM »
Quote from: C-BuZz on May 26, 2016, 10:26:45 PM
Takes a bundle of towels for when his biceps explode oil all over the canvas.

3 x 5 second rounds. He will gas out if its 6 second rounds.

6 rounds?... he wouldn't make it 2 rounds.
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Deacon Jeschin

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Re: UFC is about to be revolutionized!
« Reply #5 on: May 27, 2016, 04:23:11 AM »
Strategy to defeat Piana in MMA, bodybuilding, etc:

Secretly mix Speedy Dry in with his next protein drink.  All the oil circulating through his lumpy body will be absorbed and then he will look like this athlete:





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