Look, there's a difference between a nice ass and the back of a RAM 1500.
A nice, SHAPED, ass is a classic.
A Serena Williams ass is cool... in the Congo.
A Kardashian ass is... like sugar on a steak.
If she's in her 20-30s and you need both hands to cover one butt cheek... Wait until she turns 50. The nagging and the reminiscing of the time when she used to be able to wipe her ass herself will drive you to jump off a bridge.